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In Pictures: amfAR’s Cannes’ AIDS Gala And Madonna’s Charitable Bag

TO the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS 2010 fundraiser at the Hotel Du Cap, Eden Roc, Cap D’Antibes during the Cannes Film Festival. Some charities the celebs like: Aids charities is one. But as Roger Freidman notes, it can be a case of you back my charity or I’ll scratch ours.

When Madonna appeared in Cannes two years ago at the annual AmFAR dinner, she auctioned off her handbag and generally carried on… Now I’ve learned that AmFAR donated $1 million to Madge’s Raising Malawi charity to get her there…

Or as he said in 2008:

So say what you will, Madonna’s presence was her donation to the cause.

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Naomi Campbell (right) and Vladimir Doronin (centre) arriving for the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS 2010 fundraiser at the Hotel Du Cap, Eden Roc, Cap D'Antibes during the Cannes Film Festival

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Posted: 20th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Marry And Jennifer Aniston Finds That Nail

JENNIFER Aniston is in “agony”. And Angelina Jolie is marrying Brad Pitt. The Enquirer’s front page hints at these two shockers being related.

When we first read it we supposed Gerard Butler had lost a finger nail up Aniston’s crevice. But inside the magazine in the know we find out that Aniston is set to have her heart broken by Brad marrying Angelina.

It turns out that Aniston’s heart was not broken by Brad Pitt dumping her, divorcing her and then – oh, yes, reader – only then shagging Angelina Jolie and touring the globe as a divine force of good.

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Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: National Enquirer | Comments (15)


Jennifer Aniston’s Baby With Gerard Butler And The Bombshell

JENNIFER Aniston is going to be a mum. We know this because the National Enquirer screams: “JEN BABY BOMBSHELL!” Bombshell McGee?

In Pictures: Jennifer Aniston’s Insulting ‘Fake Relationship’ With Gerard Butler And…

And it is bombshell. Just as it was in July 2009:

“JEN’S BABY NEWS STUNS BRAD! – Jen tells Brad I think I’m pregnant”

And in May 2009

“A MOM AT LAST!”

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Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: National Enquirer | Comment


In Pictures: Jennifer Aniston’s Insulting ‘Fake Relationship’ With Gerard Butler And…

HAVING saved Mexico by selflessly undertaking an expensive holiday there, Jennifer  Aniston is telling everyone who will listen that promoting The Bounty Hunter movie with Gerard Butler is one thing while her private life is something private.

Jennifer might be seriel co-star dater but she’s not dating Gerard Butler, you know, the one she cosying up and cudlding and frotting on the red carpet. As she todl GMTV viewers in the UK:

All this, that me and Gerry are in this fake relationship for the press of our movie, or the selling of it, it’s just so insulting at the same time but again, it’s the story – I’m getting to a better place in understanding that they’re just making money.

And she’s still talking about thsoe awful tabliods not talking about the movie:

When asked about the tabloid chatter, Aniston asked “what chatter? I hear about it, I don’t read it. You have to get better over time. You have to… build up a tough skin…. We work really hard on our jobs… you don’t want to be known as sort of a ‘tabloid face.’ That sort of distracts from what you do and what you work really hard at. Which is our movies… It’s almost like another job that you have not chosen to be a part of. It’s a soap opera that you do not sign up for.”

Oh no?

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Posted: 15th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


In Pictures: Jennifer Ansiton ‘Insulted’ By Gerard Butler ‘Trimmed Bush’ Rumours

JENNIFER Aniston and her The Bounty co-star Gerard Butler are at it on the red carpet and the tabloids go wild.

Gerard Butler appeared to frot Aniston in the manner of a Japanese middle-ranking executive stood amid a school outing on the Tokyo subway (we’ve been – it’s grim). Aniston stroked and fluttered her lashes and looked enraptured.

And the tabloids do what is expected of them:

GERARD BUTLER has hinted he and JENNIFER ANISTON are more than just Friends The Sun

Says Jen:

“He’s so funny and handsome. I’ve made a note to myself to have more of this.”

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston say they’re not dating but their body language tells another story – see the picsThe Mirror

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Posted: 12th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Jennifer Aniston Shines For Gerard Butler In London: Pictures

JENNIFER Aniston has new film out, The Bounty Hunter, and has arrived in the UK to promote it. This being Aniston, the tabloid rules state she must be embroiled in a love story.

The impression is augments hy her being glowing on the cover of W magazine. Aniston is sat on Gerard Butler’s lap. That is Butler and not some animatronic version of the Scots actor. Aniston looks like she’s been weeping at her dead puppy’s grave. Butler looks like an extra from a shoot-em-up video game.

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Posted: 11th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


National Enquirer Panic: Angelina Jolie Is ‘Saintly’ And Jennifer Aniston Marries Gerard Butler: Pictures

jen-ange1ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt sue the News of The World for saying they’ve split, get spotted at the Super Bowl rutting like adolescents, and for the first time in years, the National Enquirer’s lead story of Jennifer Aniston does not feature an accompanying “source-say” piece about Brangelina in CRISIS.

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance

And get this from the Enquirer:

“Angie’s new-golden status comes as welcome relief following a month of shocking stories about her personal life with partner Brad Pitt.”

Stories you might have read in the… National Enquirer, which now calls Angelina Jolie – get his – “saintly”. Like Jen – only saintlier (read this).

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

As for the story that breaks the mould, Aniston is said to be in a “TRIAL MARRIAGE” with Gerard Butler and a £110m prenup”

Well, so sources say…

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (2)


The Hope For Haiti Now Telethon LA: In Pictures

ANORAK was there to watch the “Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief” in Los Angeles, California. We were there to see who gets sat by whom. Jennifer Aniston scored a seat by Daniel Craig. Russell Brand shared a seat with Katy Perry as he moves closer to becoming “That English dude who married Katy Perry.” And we got see what these fine people look like on the phone: Robert De Niro, Michael Keaton, Selena Gomez, Joe Jonas, Alyssa Milano, Reese Witherspoon, Ben Stiller, Kevin Jonas, Jeremy Piven, Samuel L. Jackson, Marisa Tomei, Jack Black, Nicole Scherzinger, Mel Gibson, Ellen DeGeneres, Cameron Diaz, Christian Slater, Taylor Lautner, Gerard Butler, Jack Nicholson and anyone else who fro a few dollars will whisper down the phone: “I love you. I’m your number one fan…”

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Singer Katy Perry and actor Russell Brand on the phone bank on "Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief", January 22, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Charity donations can be made online at www.hopeforhaitinow.org

Posted: 23rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)


Angelina Jolie Introduces Jennifer Aniston And Her New Lover Scott Stuber

aniston-fanJENNIFER Aniston’s new lover is a man “she secretly fell for while married to Brad”; he’s “Mr Right”; she’ll “have his baby”; he’s called…Scott Stuber.

The Enquirer says this is the tenth man Aniston has romanced since Brad Pitt left her in 2005. All the other runners and riders are named: Vince Vaughn (tall actor), Geoff Stults (lantern-jawed actor), Paul Sculfor (mo-del), Jason Lewis (actor), Brian Bouma (film crew), Aaron Eckhart (actor), John Mayer (crooner), Bradley Cooper (Sean Penn look-alike marrying Rennee Zellweger) and Gerard Butler (“I am not dating Jennifer Aniston”).

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Posted: 29th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Renee Zellweger And Bradley Cooper Name The Day

7727516DID you know that Renee Zellweger is “currently romancing the hottest actor of the moment…”? So says OK! magazine.

No, it’s not Brad Pitt. No, not George Clooney. No, not Gerard Butler. No, not Steve McFadden. It’s…

“…Bradley Cooper.”

Yes, that Bradley Cooper, from the A Team film, which is due out in 2010.
And that is not all. Renee is turning 40 soon. But OK! shouts that “IT DOESN’T MAKE HER FEEL SAD.”

So what does make Renee Zellwegger feel sad? OK! sits down with the middle-aged actress for a chat.

“I’m so sad that everyone keeps pointing to this birthday.”

Before telling us:

“I feel nothing different. Nothing. There’s nothing different…”

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Posted: 2nd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Jennifer Ansiton’s Vagina Pictures?

jennfier-anistons-vaginaDID the New York Post publish a picture of Jennifer Aniston’s vagina?

Gawker says the revealing shot is of Gerard Butler throwing Aniston in the boot of the car for a scene in their new movie The Bounty.

Aniston is setting new trends in genital flashing – showing her vagina getting into and not out of a car.

But is it even her?

Anorak has already shown you pictures of Aniston’s weathermen, whose job it is to control the weather around the greater Aniston. Aniston thought Rain Man was a great idea.

Are we to believe a woman who aims to control the weather would leave her knickers to chance?

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Posted: 22nd, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


London’s Ugly Truth Permiere In Pictures

kelly-brook1ANORAK was at last night’s premiere of The Ugly Truth’ London premiere, and we bring you the pictures of the celebrity liggers who love the film soooo much they went to see it for free.

So low on the radar are these celebs that they risk being taken for copyright pirates.

If the calibre of celebs on the soggy wet carpet is a guide to how well The Ugly Truth will do at the book office, look out for it appearing in a wicker basket outside a charity shop in the next fortnight.

Cue the Celebs:

Posted: 5th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Gerard Butler Marries Jennifer Aniston In OK!

7669779OK! Wednesday: Jordan comes clean, Steven Gerrard’s privacy, Patsy Kensit’s latest husband, Cheryl’s Cole weight secrets and Gerard Butler marries Jennifer Aniston…

Jordan Is No Longer Off Men

One week on from telling OK! readers that she is “off men”, Jordan tells OK! readers:

“I’m dating Alex but I’m no cheat.”

As ever this is billed as a “WORLD EXCLUSIVE”, and it will be news to those OK! readers who haven’t read the tabloids the past week or more in which Katie Price has been spotted with her new lover.

In Katie’s “DEAR JORDAN” agony aunt page, the aid to masturbation says:

“Everyone I get photographed with at the moment I’m supposedly sleeping with! But I can confirm I’m seeing Alex Reid and no one else.”

So she wasn’t lying when she said she was “off men”. She is “off men”, but “on man”.

Gerard Butler – “The HUNKY ACTOR OPENS UP ABOUT GOOD DATES, BAD DATES AND HIS FAVOURITE BIT OF WOMAN”

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Posted: 5th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michael Jackson Died Three Times And Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant

7639303THIS Week In The National Enquirer: Michael Jackson died three times, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, Britney Spears kidnap fears and Jessica Simpson deflates…

Jennifer Ansiton tells Brad Pitt she’s pregnant

“JEN’S BABY NEWS STUNS BRAD! – Jen tells Brad I think I’m pregnant”

Has Gerard Butler, Jen’s new co-star, left her with child? Well, possibly. A source says Jennifer told Brad that she was late on her monthly cycle and that might mean that she was pregnant, or not. Either way it’s huge news.

And it’s getting huger. Having told the world that Jen is embroiled in a “steamy affair” with the aforesaid Butler, readers are asked to wonder who might be the father of the baby that Jennifer Aniston might be having, or not…

Jessica Simpson Jilted Again!

jessica-simpson2It’s ambulatory inflatable doll Jessica Simpson, who has been dumped by Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo.

“Tony Romo was looking for just the right moment to finally get Jessica Simpson out of his life – and he found it at an international House of Pancakes in the middle of Texas!”

He waited for her to go to the syrup trough and hid behind a tall stack..?

The story goes that Romo pulled over and told Simpson to get out his car. She did. He drove off. She bounced around waiting for help…

Question of the week: Is Kevin Federline’s girlfriend pregnant?

The Enquirer says Vitoria Prince “felt sick while having lunch with Kevin”.

Anyone else feel sick when the see K-Ferret? Best get a pregnancy kit, or a paper bag?

Britney Spears Kidnap Horror!

“Singer terrified her kids will be KIDNAPPED OR KILLED”.

Kids views on matter not known.

“Michael Jackson died 3 times in 18 months – Before final overdose!”

The Enquirer says Jackson’s heart stopped beating a hears from a source:

“You have to wonder if it was all a game for Michael. Did he get some bizarre enjoyment when he flatlined or ‘died’? Maybe in his mind he thought things were beautiful on the other side…

“Once after doctors finally managed to wake him up, Michael said he’ had died and gone to heaven and it felt good.”

Suicide?

Now read on…

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Posted: 28th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment