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Charlie Sheen May Reunite With Ex Wife, Which Is Great For Their Long Suffering Children

IMAGINE being the spawn of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. They’ve been sat around, bored as hell, because daddy went straight and got a regular job again and mom was playing it kinda cool while the custody paperwork got sorted out.

Gone are those salad days when daddy would punch chandeliers, make prostitutes cry, snort suitcases of cocaine in one go and move a bunch of blonde, busty women in when mommy’s arse was slung out the door. Gone are those halcyon days when mom smoked crack pipes and was seen in dodgy car parks clinging to fistfuls of cash while waiting for a dealer to show up.

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Posted: 14th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment