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“Bündchen-bashing”: America’s newest sport

GISELE  BÜNDCHEN, international supermodel and wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, went from asking for prayers to spouting profanities in a week. Now, the most famous of Victoria’s Secret Angels is facing a media offense and it seems “Bündchen-bashing” has become America’s newest sport.

Before Sunday’s Super Bowl final between the New England Patriots and the New York Giants, the Brazilian blonde sent an email to family and friends asking them to pray for her quarterback hubbie. The New York Post got hold of the note, in which she asked for “positive energy” so that Brady and his team could “fulfil their dream of winning”. It was all very New Age.

The positive prayers fell on deaf ears.

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Posted: 11th, February 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gisele Bundchen wants God to defeat the New York Giants

GISELE Bundchen has gone to the study in her $20m green ark and crafted an email. In it, Gisele asks her friends and family to pray that husband Tom Brady wins another Super Bowl ring. Pray hard and The New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants to make Gisele happy. The Giants will wail and gnash their teeth. But they will behold Gielse’s big grin and know that right has been done. The New York Post saw the email and published it:

My sweet friends and family,This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . .

I feel Tommy really needs our prayer, our support and love at this time.

So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.

Thank you for your love and support. Love, G :)”

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Posted: 2nd, February 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Green Gisele Bündchen’s home Ark has room for all the elephants

SUPERMODEL and environmentalist Gisele Bündchen is ready to take up residence in her new green $20 million “super-mansion” / Ark in Los Angeles. Gisele is the greenie who buys night-time sun cream, advocates “a worldwide law…that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months“ and says things like “My children, they are like white canvases. When Benjamin eats broccoli, he thinks it’s dessert”, advises one and all to “seek green alternatives” and pontificates: “The most important thing about all this is that we understand the importance that each of us has in the process, and are aware of the fact that it is our duty because we are also part of this world.”

Her new home has a six-car garage, huge lagoon-shaped pool, wine cellar and a staff wing “connected by a bridge”.

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Posted: 24th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


New Orleans Carnival Photos And Tom Brady’s Pee-Pee Dance

FORGET the Rio Carnival, that marketed, packaged, soft porn, over-orchestrated parade. The foreigners pay up to watch floats bedecked with paper flowers and well-built women. After the video of Tom Brady, Mr Gisele Bundchen, moving with all the grace of a carsick toddler needing a pee-pee, we bring you the photos of the New Orleans carnival. Here’s the real deal…

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Posted: 9th, March 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gisele Bundchen Talks Crap And About Her Big Green House

GISELE Bundchen has massive blue lagoon of a houses that can take two of every living thing to the beyond when the Earth melts. But do go before boarding. Giselse has already potty trained her son at 7 months of age. Says she:

“Diapers pollute the environment,” [Gisele] said. “Where does this garbage go?”

And speaking of environmental irritants, Gisele also chatted about her $20 million, supposedly environmentally friendly manse in Brentwood, Calif.

“I spent literally half my life working, and, of course, I want to have a good house, a nice house,” Bundchen told the Brazilian Web site. “I’m not saying that you have to have everything, but seek green alternatives.”

Green poo is OK – unless it’s yours…

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Posted: 9th, July 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


A Chance To Ride The Elevators In Gisele Bundchen’s Eco Ark

GISELE Bundchen is the environmentalist building an ark for all the world’s creatures and peoples to live in. To start with the 20,00-0 sqaure foot ark will be just for her, a baby and husband Tom Brady. But once they have settled in, then you will be, most likely, welcome.

A tour:

  • 20,000 square feet
  • six-car garage
  • wine bar
  • art gallery
  • service kitchen
  • butler’s quarters
  • poolhouse, pool, and spa
  • recreation room with 19-foot ceilings
  • elevator

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Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gisele Bundchen’s Blue Lagoon: Pictures

GISELE Bundchen is green. Gisele is an environmentalist. Gisele knows. She is hot on green matters. She also has a huge house. Huge. Massive. And a huge family in the planning, which will make those greenies unhappy.

What kind of U.N. environmental ambassador builds a 20,000 square-foot home with a six-car garage, an elevator and a lagoon? Why, that would be the Hub’s favorite Pats fan, Gisele Bundchen!

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Says Gielse, a United Nations’ Environmental Goodwill Ambassador, on her green blog:

The most important thing about all this is that we understand the importance that each of us has in the process, and are aware of the fact that it is our duty because we are also part of this world.

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Posted: 25th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Brazilian supermodel Gisele wins $1m betting on Italian football

gisele_bundchen_bostonnightclubnews_02LIFE is not fair, clearly. This story proves it beyond any doubt:

Extremely hot supermodel Gisele Bundchen has reportedly won $1m betting on the fortunes of Jose Mourinho’s Inter Milan. She is set to make even more cash if Inter win the Italian league this season (they almost certainly will).

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Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Sports | Comment


Pictures Of Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady’s Wedding

GISELE Bundchen (pronounced Jizz-Sell) has as Derek Hail puts it has some “some parts that you, surpisingly, can’t see”.

What you can’t see is her wedding to Tom Brady in Costa Rica. But you can hear it:

“Take a picture of me now, you f—er! F–k you!” a camera-shy friend of Brady’s supposedly shouted at the photogs after inviting them into the house for a chat.

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Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment