Posts Tagged ‘Global Warming’
Global Warming Kills Woman In A Car
GLOBAL warming has killed a woman in a car. A woman has died because the green light obscured the green light:
Cities around the country that have installed energy-efficient traffic lights are discovering a hazardous downside: The bulbs don’t burn hot enough to melt snow and can become crusted over in a storm — a problem blamed for dozens of accidents and at least one death.
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Climate Copenhagen: Al Gore Murders With Meat And Bryan Walsh’s Toes
AL GORE is in Copenhagen for the heated deabte. The great warmist, leader of the Al Goreans, is there, which means that it’s…cold:
Bryan Walsh sums it up for Time readers:
The queue snaking outside the convention center was savagely long, stretching as far as one could see, but I figured I’d spend an hour, two at most, out here in the bitter Danish cold.
I nearly froze my toes off …
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Copenhagen Summit Warming Riot: Green Shirts Joined By Black Puffas
IN Copenhagen the Green Shirts have been joined by the New Black Puffas. Almost 1,000 Black Puffas have been arrested.and – boys – is it cold. Any cars they can burn to keep warm?
One activist group accused the police of abuse complaining people had been forced sit on the road for hours in near-freezing temperatures.
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Climate Change: Professor Stephen Schneider’s Inconvenient Questions
THE Big Government Blog shows that Professor Stephen Schneider shows that “inconvenient questions” – not Inconvenient Truths – can be shut down. During a press briefing at the climate change conference in Copenhagen, he sent for the goons. Green Shirts and Nazis versus Coldists. Fight!
Posted: 12th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)
Martin Cohen Explains What Drives People to Believe In The Climate Change Scare
DO you believe in climate change? Do you seek to covert non-believers by tales of hell and abused children? Martin Cohen, editor of The Philosopher, explains:
Alas, in the climate-change debate, there is a worrying amount of irrationality, incomplete science and skewed presentation. The scientists apparently “cherry-picking” and hiding their data revealed recently in the University of East Anglia email scandal are only following in a long tradition that includes even Galileo “cheating” by saying that the Earth must orbit round the Sun – in a perfect circle. Yet, surely most objectionable of all is the use of gullibility and fear as tactics in campaigns. And if fear requires a world of zero risk, that certainly won’t include those mercury-filled light bulbs and nuclear power stations.
Today, global-warming “deniers” have all been told they must fall into line with “the science”. But this is not science, this is propaganda. And we are not being asked to be more rational but to suspend our own judgment completely. That, not “runaway climate change”, is the most dangerous threat to the world today.
Are you scared yet?
Posted: 12th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Ice Bear Project Slides Into Traflagar Sqaure, In Photos
SO there we were stood in the cold when sculptor Mark Coreth arrived in Trafalgar Square sat on top of his life-sized ‘Ice Bear’ sculpture as part of the WWF’s campaign to highlight the plight of the bears in the Arctic where, it says here, melting icecaps are threatening their survival. This is interactive ice, and The Ice Bear may be touched by the public and in so doing contribute to its gradual melting, symbolising man’s supposed part in the melting of the ice caps. As the ice melts a bronze polar bear skeleton artwork inside the bear will slowly be revealed. Yeah, under the ice there are previous ores and minerals. We’re saved!
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Posted: 11th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Nazi Sudan Alikens Global Warming To Nazis
GLOBAL warming matters in enlightened Sudan, where it’s up there with genocide and World War II. Sudan is ready to take up the mantle of human rights and got forward with the Green Shirts.
SUDANESE negotiator Lumumba Stanislaus Di-Aping said the draft [climate change] agreement showed Danish PM Lars Lokke Rasmussen was “desperate for success at any price”. Mr Di-Aping said the citizens of rich nations needed to force their governments to strike a better deal, pointing out that “in World War II many were willing to appease gross violations of human rights”.
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Climate Gate Fail: Fox News Does The Maths
HOW much do you believe in man made global warming? To what extent do you think scientists falsify research to support their own prejudices and aims? Fox News has done the maths and delivers the Rasmussen report. Richard North has more:
THE Met Office has embarked on an urgent exercise to bolster the reputation of climate-change science after the furore over stolen e-mails, reports The Times.
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Posted: 10th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
Obama’s Tree Of Lights Signals To Copenhagen
BRRR! As the great and good swim and walk to Copenhagen to talk about climate change and then race back to tell us what we should do to stop it, Barack Obama cuts down a tree, plants it in a pot and covers it in electric lights.
Over in Australia, the faster for Gaia is on a drip feed:
A man who has been on a hunger strike in protest against a lack of action on climate change will be admitted to hospital after losing 20 per cent of his body weight. Sixty-one-year-old Michael Morphett has been camped for more than a month on the lawn outside Parliament House in Canberra, and will be taken to hospital to treat dangerously low blood pressure and for observation.
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The Carbon Cost Of Copenhagen Under Sea
ARE you ready for Copenhagen and all that heated debate on global warming?
AUSTRALIA will emit more than 400 tonnes of greenhouse gases in sending one of the world’s largest parties to this month’s Copenhagen climate talks.
The Australian delegation is tipped to number up to 90 state, federal and local government politicians and officials, surpassing more populous nations such as Britain.
Britain is only sending 38 delegates and support staff.
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Scare Story: Global Warming Makes Sharks Angry
SCARE Story of the day features the biggest scare story of the year: global warming.
Warmer ocean temperatures caused by global warming could cause sharks and other fish to become more aggressive, according to a new Australian study.
More scare stories every day…
Climate Gate: Deep Climate Unmasked And Gaia Is Killed In A Plane Crash
CLIMATE gate is huge. And now it is settled. Richard North has calming words of doom:
It seems we’re agreed on the identity of the “hacker” – aka “Deep Climate“. Jail Hansen. You know it makes sense.
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Posted: 4th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)
Al Gore Runs From Copenhagen Leaving Brown To Face Climate Gate Protesters
ANORAK was at the Darwin Centre to hear Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Energy Secretary Ed Miliband and UN Minister Baroness Kinnock answers questions about the forthcoming UN Climate Change summit in Copenhagen. One person who will not be joing the thousands flying in to talk about the need to cut back on, er, carbon emissions is Al Gore.
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Global Warming Activists Shoot Man For His Giant TV
BIG TV news now as three men – thought to be global warming activists – break into the New York home of 64-year-old Bentley White with the intent of making off with his 47-inch flatscreen telly.
It’s an LG TV. Mr White was making plant to transport it to his holiday home in Jamaica. The villains had earlier spotted him loading it from a truck.
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Germany Unveils World’s Biggest Candle To Light Global Warming
A STEEPLE is covered with red cloth to form the world’s largest candle at the Christmas market in Schlitz, Germany. The candle is made of a stone tower which measures 36 metres in height and is covered with red cloth of more than 1000 square metres.
Approximately 140 light bulbs are adjusted to the steeple top in the form of a flame, measuring 6 metres in height.
From the top you can see Copenahgen and the green ministers who have flown in to talk about climate change…
In other climate change news, boffins at the University of East Anglia (UEA) Climatic Research Unit – the world’s leading centre for reconstructing past climate and temperatures – have “admitted throwing away much of the raw temperature data on which their predictions of global warming are based.”
This means that following those emails about scientists colluding to stymie debate on climate change and set the science in stone, other weather watchers cannot check the sums.
How unlucky is that?
In other Green news: Expert calls for a ‘greener’ Hajj.
Global Warming: Every Time You Breathe A Bangladeshi Dies
GLOBAL warming scare story of the comes via the Sydney Morning Herald, in where we learn that every time you breathe a Bangladeshi dies:
We asked Australia’s best-known philiosopher, Peter Singer, how people should think about carbon emissions and climate change. He was unequivocal.
He likened Australia’s production of greenhouse gases to a country dropping bombs on Bangladesh.
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Posted: 27th, November 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
Climate Gate: Politicians Investigate CRU’s Emails And The BBC Sat On The Story
FILES hacked from the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU) – see them here – seem to indicate an Orwellian pact between scientists to settle the scientific debate on man-made global warming.
The Washington Post sees “an intellectual circle that appears to feel very much under attack, and eager to punish its enemies”. Says Al Gorean George Monibot:
It’s no use pretending this isn’t a major blow. The emails extracted by a hacker from the climatic research unit at the University of East Anglia could scarcely be more damaging. I am now convinced that they are genuine, and I’m dismayed and deeply shaken by them.
Monibot has seen the eviedence and reached a conclusions.
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Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Global Warming And BBC Bias With Richard Black And Ariel Magazine
CLIVE Davis spots an article by the BBC’s environment correspondent, Richard Black – read it here – in which he talks of the notion that the BBC is biased on climate change reporting.
Ask yourself this: when was the last time you saw a BBC report that questioned the science that says man-made global warming is going to cause untold devastation?
The BBC has two editorial golden rules: global warming is real and whatever happens in Israel must be the lead news story.
As Davis says: “His reflections on the aftermath – published in the house magazine, Ariel – don’t seem to be online.
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Al Gore Still Used To Be The Next President of The United States
THE AL Gore effect – the one-man weather machine is Seattle. Gore’s the one who used to be the next president of the United States. Have you heard?
Former Vice President Al Gore was in Seattle Tuesday to speak at Town Hall and promote his new book, “Our Choice: Creating a Green Future.”
It’s choice? Al Fore is a man who aligns deed with word – he’s recycling his old joke at GreenBeat 2009
“I am Al Gore I used to be the next president of the United States.”
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Dr Who Created Al Gore, And Other Global Warming Science
GLOBAL warming news as the Times’ survey into British attitudes towards man-made climate change excite both sides of the heated debate. Richard North reviews the science.
Before he does, know that Dr Who is on the side of the Al Goreans:
GIANT MAGGOTS AS ECOLOGICAL WARNING (THE GREEN DEATH, 1973)
Doctor Who reflected growing environmental awareness in the 1970s, when Jon Pertwee battled giant, man-eating maggots created by toxic waste. The villains are the suits who run Global Chemicals, and the heroes are the hippy drop-outs of the “Nut Hutch”. It may have been a simple depiction of big issues, but for popular television (attracting about eight million viewers) aimed at a young audience, this was radical political and social drama disguised as adventure fiction.
Dr Who created Al Gore! Now read on:
LEAD item for The Times today is a survey the paper has commissioned on attitudes to global warming.
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Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Climate Justice Fast: Global Warming Campaigners Perform Internet Comedy Show
CLIMATE Justice update: Canberra justice seeker Paul Connor tells us of his hunger strike for Gaia. It’s called – ready – Climate Justice Fast. Paul Connor fools his body into believing he’s taking food by eating ice for 40 days and 40 nights.
Ice is that stuff you make in ice machines and freezers. Unless he ships in broken bits from the ice cap? Either way, it doesn’t look good for climate justice to be collaborating with the enemy.
Here’s a video – shot on a wind-up camera – of hunger striker Paul on the lawns of Parliament House in Canberra, supported by 31-year-old Marcella Brassett –whose enjoying the sun – and 61-year-old Michael Morphett whose walked all the way from Sydney.
Watch and then let us know if you think this is real or a parody? It’s getting hard to tell:
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Pablo Picasso Forced To Join The 10:10 Climate Change Campaign
HOW can the dead and the war on climate change? The Guardian brings news of how Pablo Picasso is being welcomed into the movement’s green period:
Ever fancied owning an original Picasso? How about a signed one? And what if it was also something that helped the fight against global warming? Well, the dreams of one art-loving environmentalist will soon come true.
What, Pablo Picasso, father to four carbon emitting children, including Paulo, who once raced motorbikes and worked as his dad’s chauffeur?
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British Law Elevates Climate Change Belief To Same Status As Relgion
AL Goreans can delight that their green beliefs are now an official religion, in the eyes of the law. One day on from the climate change spiritualists knocking at the door, global warming belief is granted the legal status of a religion.
The messenger is Tim Nicholson, 42, from Oxford, former head of sustainability at property firm Grainger plc. He tells Mr Justice Michael Burton that he was made redundant in July 2008 due to his “philosophical belief about climate change and the environment“.
Mr Burton rules that “a belief in man-made climate change … is capable, if genuinely held, of being a philosophical belief for the purpose of the 2003 Religion and Belief Regulations“.
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Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)
The X Factor’s Jedward Will Kill Us All Says Climate Change Expert
WANT to know how the X Factor could bring about not only war with China but the end of the entire planet? Writing in the Irish Times, John Gibbons tells you:
Time to discard our delusions and get real
Shows like the X Factor fuel the fantasy that anyone could, if they tried hard enough, be the next big thing. Positive thinking sounds innocuous, even benign, but it differs from cheerfulness or normal optimism in that it often extends to believing that the world is shaped by our wants and desires, and that these can be willed, genie-like, into existence.
Stick with it:
In Generation Me, psychologist Jean Twenge points out that “we simply take it for granted that we should all feel good about ourselves, we are all special and we all deserve to follow our dreams”. Over the last 25 years, international studies have tracked a strong rise in narcissistic belief among young people.
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In Pictures: Peta’s Pamela Anderson Highlights Dangers Of Global Warming By Skiing In Her Knickers
GREEN activist Pamela Anderson is pictured snowboarding with the with the US Olympic Ski and Snowboarding Teams at a private resort in Topanga, CA.
There is no snow in Topanga – no real snow. But there is a snow machine, which allows Anderson to show us her knickers and not catch a chill. Old Mr Anorak is, as ever, appreciative. But Gaia might wonder why Pammy has altered her stance.
While we work out the carbon footprint of a snow machine, camera film and getting to the snow, we recall Paul McCartney’s letter to Peta ambassador Pammy in which he…
“…called on her to support the “growing awareness that reduced meat consumption or vegetarianism is the “single most effective” way to tackle global warming.”
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Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
