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Great Grandmas Gets False Breasts And ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ Tattoos: Photos

WE were going to tell you about Liverpool great grandma Joan Lloyd, who at 65 spent just under five grand on a big new chest. Reports are that the new F-Cup boobs are helping Joan score dates with men as young as 24. We don’t get to see the state of Joan’s dates. There age is all.

Instead we will tell you about Joy Tomkins, 81, of Downham Market, Norfolk, who has had her chest tattooed. The ink declares “Do Not Resuscitate”. It’s dark and Gothic. It’s the kind of tattoo that shames young Goths and punks. Add to thank her name – Joy – and Mrs Tomkins is unbearably cool.

On her back, Joan has another tattoo, this one says ”PTO” over an arrow. She hopes this will mean any medics do not miss the chest tattoo (and hot dates see the colour of her eyes).

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Posted: 8th, September 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment