Posts Tagged ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’
Gwyneth Paltrow Notices Sophia Coppola Is A Woman
GWYNETH Paltrow writes on his GOOP blog on Sophia Coppola:
Spotter: D-Listed
Posted: 13th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Reasons To Hate Gwyneth Paltrow: Puddin’ On La Ritz
GWYNETH Paltrow lives in the buccolic splendour of Belsize Park in London, a green beating lung slithered in the 20-odd yards between the Finchley Road and Captain Rizz’s campaign truck.
Paltrow is sorted. And the New York Times wonders “why is Ms. Paltrow the victim of such ridicule?”:
In September, Ms. Paltrow appeared on “Oprah” to show off her post-pregnancy workout routine, then proceeded to mystify audiences by appearing with Mario Batali, the chef, in the PBS series “Spain … on the Road Again,” where she drank soy milk and followed her quasi-vegan diet while others pigged out on pork. A few months later, Publishers Weekly announced that she had sold a cookbook proposal about the pleasures of cooking for the family. Then, it was announced that she was partnering with her (and Madonna’s) trainer, Tracy Anderson, to open a gym in TriBeCa.
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Posted: 27th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Warming Our Hands On Chris Martin And Paltrow’s Buccolic London Mansion
GLOBAL warming news now as Anorak’s reporter warms his hands on the side of Coldplay singer Chris Martin’s home and reads his copy of The Age, in which a reader asks:
WHAT is the difference between an arsonist and a person who refuses to limit greenhouse gas emissions?
Anyone? What about you, Chris Martin, all round good green egg?
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Posted: 18th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Lily Allen Watch: Gwyneth Paltrow And Me
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity. Today, Gwyneth Paltrow considers Ms Allen…
Gushing Gwyneth Paltrow is in conversation with Elle magazine, and discussing matters Lily Allen.
Paltrow has appeared in Sylvia and Proof, two films on which a certain Allison Owen worked. Allison is Lily’s mother. Blame her.
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Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Ten Best Acting Awards Speeches Of All Time
KATE Winslet accepts her Golden Globe and re-enact Meg Ryan’s famous scene from when Harry Met Sally.
After Winslet’s gush and Gwyneth Paltow’s Oscar spew, the stage is cleared for the Anorak Awards Show.
Here are the 10 Best Awards Acceptance Speeches Ever.
Before we go on, I’d just like to thank everybody I’ve ever met: Dr Patel, Midwife Jane, Elizabeth Rex, Bob, Tim, Lucy, Petra the tortoise, Danny, Bill the cabbie, Patricia, Judy, Fran, mum…
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Posted: 13th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Lily Allen Watch: Gwyneth Paltrow Pities Us
LILY Allen Watch: Gwyneth Paltrow thisnk you’re sad…
“I think part of the problem is people get a hit of energy when they are negative about something, and it is a very detrimental way for them to get that hit of energy. They do not understand why they do not have a happy life. That kind of stuff is just noise to me. I just feel sorry for them.”
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Posted: 7th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Turkey Fur Acceptance Speech
GWYNETH Paltrow wears fur. Peta, the voice of dumb and skinned animals is upset. Paltrow has called her Oscar accpetance speech writer and issued the most tortuous apology ever.
“It was a daylong photo shoot on a boat near Capri, and there were all sorts of poses with all kinds of clothes—none with fur. During one set-up, a stylist came up from behind and draped a stole around my shoulders. I didn’t pay much attention to it, and when I noticed it was fur I assumed it was fake fur but did not ask, so it’s my fault.
A one off. Or…
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Posted: 24th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Daily Mail Bloggers For Russell Brand
ALLISON Pearson is discusing how offended she is by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross in the Daily Mail. Having transcribed the phone calls, Pearson notes:
A bewildered, icily polite Gwyneth Paltrow, who had just survived the rigours of natural childbirth, had to put up with Ross asking if she planned to have sex again soon…
She survived child birth. Her three doctors can stand down. And Palttow survived sitting on a sofa. What a gal!
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Posted: 1st, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Body Is Another Inconvenient Truth
GWYNETH Paltrow wants to introduce us to her three doctors.
“Police your thoughts and deal with your feelings constructively,” says Christian Renna, D.O. LifeSpan Medicine, 2008, media to Paltrow, a mother of two small children.
Dr Alejandro Junger will see you now:
The human body is a self-healing, self-renewing, self-cleansing organism. When the right conditions are created, vibrant well-being is its natural state. We have departed from the ways of nature and live under less than natural conditions.
Like global warming, the toxicity of our planet is undeniable. I call it “Another Inconvenient Truth.”
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Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)
