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Photos of the day – the kids are alright with Hannah Montana fags

Posted: 1st, May 2012 | In: Photojournalism | Comment

Miley Cyrus Has Some Gay On Her Finger And Angers God Botherers

DISNEY stars are always expected to be wholesome and Christian. If you get up to mischief, then you’re a ‘disgraced Disney’ alumni. If you are not a Christian, then you’ll probably be cast as a baddie in one of their awful films or TV shows. They’ve got a formula and boy howdy, are they sticking to it.

And so, Miley Cyrus graduated from Hannah Montana and decided to start acting like a irresponsible young adult, just like all the other brilliantly irresponsible adults around the world.

She was caught on video smoking a bong and she’s from a broken home. It’s fantastic. She’s kinda got away with it so far, but now she’s made God botherers cry angry tears all over their Bibles.

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Posted: 1st, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

An Invitation To Pop Hannah Montana’s Cherries

hannah-montanas-cherryTEEN Star Hannah Montana is not to star in Disney Jailbait – Home On The Range, On The Drier, On The Porch – yet, but you can appreciate her talents by chewing on her official oral sex training gums, and pop a bag of her official Red Cherries.

It’s all deliciously tasteful, of course.

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Posted: 13th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)

Hannah Montana Gummy Guitars And Oral Sex Trainers

hannah-montana-candy-penisHANNAH Montana is coming of age, and to celebrate the star’s developments we bring you the Hannah Montana guitar gums.

“Individual pouches for portion control!”

Suck ‘em and see…

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Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

miley-cyrus-pornLEST you think picures of 16-year-old Miley Cyrus in a bikini are in any way pervy or invasive, the Sun equips its shot of the Hannah Montana star with the fact:

TEEN star MILEY CYRUS couldn’t look happier as she relaxes in a bikini — after making waves with co-star LIAM HEMSWORTH.

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Posted: 19th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Miley Cyrus Says No To A Sequel

MILEY Cyrus is still a teenager and that means she is not yet former child Star Miley Cyrus. She remains Miley Cyrus, the barely legal child star of porno photo fame, she of the deformed hand, of the global warming theme song, the girl who sold her 16th birthday, jail bait pin-up, who does it for Jesus is in  film:

“I feel like this is a TV show, and we got really lucky with having the material to make one movie,” the actress/singer said Monday, reports “To do another one, I feel like it takes away the reality of it all.”

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Smiley Miley Cyrus Produces World’s First Organic Film

MILEY Cyrus, aka teen sensation Hannah Monata, gives us the celebrity quote of the day:

Well, to do a feature film, we had to make sure it had a beginning, a middle and an end. There are plot twists and turns – and it’s going to be a lot of fun. It’s not just a two-hour TV show because you can do that on Disney Channel. It’s much more than that. It’s a much more organic movie.

An organic Hannah Montan movie. To go with her organic song

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Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)