Katie Price Bans Harvey And ‘Ruins’ Peter Andre

KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce – Katie bans Harvey, bans sex, vows to ruin Peter Andre and wishes him the best of luck…

The People: “JORDAN SLAPS HARVEY BAN ON PETER ANDRE
EXCLUSIVE”

That’s right, Harvey fans, no Harvey in Peter Andre: Moving On. Harvey has moved on.

Thankfully, Harvey – he was always the star – will be in Katie’s own fly-in-the-Touch-Eclat show What Katie Did Next.

Says the show’s narrator:

“Guests are arriving including Harvey. But his mother has refused permission for him to be filmed.”

In Pete’s show expert lots of pictures of sentimental Pete cuddling his children and being cuddled, in private moments. Expect lots of sentiment and forlorn looks and loadsa tears – as the Mirror says:

Peter Andre’s tears: Star breaks down 10 times on TV special charting end of marriage to Katie Price.

But no Harvey.

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Posted: 16th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)

Harvey Gets The House In Katie Price And Jordan Divorce

KATIE PRICE and Peter Andre are “AT WAR”. So says the Mirror’s front page, which spots Price armed with her famous Jordan bazookas (TM) take on Peter’s Agent Orange.

Its turns out this is remote war, fought with technology over vast distances. Andre is in Cyprus with his brothers. Jordan is in the Maldives with their two youngest children.

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Anorak

Posted: 14th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)