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Hazel Blears Unveils Labour Party’s New Election Slogan

7692613THE ever popular Hazel Blears is the victim of street crime as vandals smash the windscreen of her Citreon Xsara Picasso and slashs all four tyres while she knocks on doors in Cemetery Road, Weaste, Greater Manchester.

Blears has not yet put in a claim for the KitKat biscuit, hot cup of tea (served in a hastily bought Ming Dynasty mug) nor the 5,649 sugars she was encouraged to buy to calm her nerves.

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Posted: 10th, August 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)