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X Factor: Jedward, Head Lice In The House, Sanjaya Malakar And A Fix
X FACTOR: John & Edward take it lice and queasy, Rachel sobs, Lloyd Daniels has not time to keep time and it is a fact that when the tabloids run out of puns for John & Edward the act will go the way of Chico Time, Mr Blobby and Little Jimmy Osmond.
And Sanjaya Malakar, the former American Idol contestant whose inability to carry a tune in his seive of a voice and high hair led to him almost taking the title.
The Sun (front page): “Return of the JEDDIES”
Daily Mail (front page): “X-traordinary – They got through again”
Daily Mirror (front page):”Could they Twin It?”
Daily Mirror: “CEREAL OFFENDERS – THE X FACTOR JEDWARD DIVIDES THE NATION”
X Factor’s gruesome twosome John and Edward don’t just murder classic Queen songs – they’d kill for a bowl of cornflakes, too. It turns out that the talentless 18-yearold Grimes boys – who are still in the competition after their worst performance so far – have a habit of knicking the other contestants’ food.
The Sun: “Twins gave us Jed lice”
THE X Factor house is feared to be infested with HEAD LICE – and the towering hairdos of John and Edward Grimes are being blamed.
Daily Star (front page): “TWINS SECRET PLOT TO WIN”
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Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
