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Helen Flaganan gave another woman a’long hard blink’

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HELEN Flanagan, who played a gilded lollipop on Coronation Street and a whine gum on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! has become a mainstay of the red-top press. This is on account of her vapidity, cleavage, tweeted break-in at the home of her Manchester City player lover Scott Sinclair, her cleavage, her nose job, no longer dating Sinclair, having been a child actor we’ve watched grow up and her chest

More recently, Flanagan was in the news because Sinclair has been linked with a Sky TV presenter called Donatella Panayiotou. Being a shy type, Donatella has written a caring and classy open letter to Helen in Now magazine:

Like you, I’ve been cheated on by boyfriends before and felt sick when I found out. want to take this opportunity to explain that I’d never do that to another woman – I think it’s Scott who’s been naughty. I met Scott in Cannes while he was on a lads’ holiday on a yacht a few weeks ago. His mates accidentally sprayed champagne over my friends and came over to apologise.

We all got chatting. I didn’t recognise him at first. He seemed so shy and boyish, I thought he was in a boy band, not a Premier League footballer dating one of the sexiest women in the world.

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Posted: 8th, July 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Sick: Sun newspaper uses conniving Helen Flanagan to talk about the Sandy Hook massacre

THE Sandy Hook Massacre: only two British newspapers continue to lead with the horror in Connecticut:

The Mirror has “THE LOST CLASS”, the faces of murdered children. They weren’t “LOST”. They were murdered. If the Mirror is going to go for the emotive it could at least not couch the horror in the language of mystery.

The Sun, however, takes the biscuit with a picture of busty former soap opera actress Helen Flanagan posing in her lingerie whilst pointing a fake gun at her head. The Sun is aghast and agog:

“As 26 lie dead after US school horror, Corrie’s Helen Flanagan poses with a gun to her head.”

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Posted: 19th, December 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Famously depressed: Helen Flanagan explains her pride in not eating a turkey’s anus

HELEN Flanagan says, “I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF” on the Sun’s front page. Flanagan is the former Coronation Street actress with the chest of a sex siren and the eyes that indicate inner workings amazed by toast. Dressed in a bikini and turning her arm to best display a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her wrist, “the I’m A Celebrity star was pushed to the point of no return by a secret depression she believes she has now overcome”.

For anyone vapid celebrity wishing to carve out a career in reality TV and tabloids surviving depression is a must. The star’s back catalogues should also include: bullying (victim is better but perpetrator can be ok so long as she soon becomes a victim), insecurity (“I hated my breasts when I was 8” etc.), a sex tape, a footballer, the ability to talk about being bi-polar as if everyone knows what you’re talking about and a cancer scare.

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Posted: 2nd, December 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

Helen Flanagan has breasts – her future is assured

HELEN Flanagan, the startled starlet who behaved with all the vapidity of a young, soap actress on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!, has been released from the jungle studio. The tabloids review her performance and future career (more Helen here):

We are out

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Posted: 27th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)

Reserved Helen Flanagan Leaves Coronation Street Under A Basque: Photos

SO. Why is Helen Flanagan quitting Coronation street? She tells Hello! that she’s nothing like Rosie Webster, the would-be glamour model and minx:

“I like that she’s confident, whereas I’m reserved and shy.”

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Posted: 16th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

2010 British Soap Awards: In Pictures, Tears, Boobs And Hormones

IT’S the British Soap Awards, the event where the woman who cried “No, Danny Dyer. No!” and/or Lacey Turner gets Best Actress, the one who bared more gets Sexiest Actor and the one who watched them all gets airlifted to the hospital through a hole in the lounge wall.

All the winners and loser

To the 2010 British Soap Awards at the ITV Studios, South Bank, London, Hosted by Phillip Schofield.

There are awards for Best Soap, Best Comedy Performance, Best Exit, Sexiest Male, Villain of The Year and lots more interchangeable awards that recognise that the voting public are driven by their hormones and those who vote are driven by their mums and dads to the school disco.

Look out for Gemma Merna ponting the way ahead with her chest, Loui Batley and Bronagh Waugh dressed as Maddona’s lace gloves from 1985 and lots of fine acting talent, as it says here…


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Michelle Keegan (left) and Kym Marsh arriving for the 2010 British Soap Awards at the ITV Studios, South Bank, London.

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Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)

I’m A Celebrity Schoolgirl Sam Fox Inspires Helen Flanagan’s ‘Vile Sex Secret’

samantha_fox1What links I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’s Samantha Fox, Coronation Street’s Helen Flanagan, Shannon Matthews and “vile sex”?

THE News of The World says Coronation Street’s Helen Flanagan is on “top form” as she dressed in short schoolgirl skirt, long socks and sucks on a lollypop over a pushed up cleavage and school tie combo.

HERE’S a sight to make ’em sit up and pay attention at the back . . . it’s soap star Helen Flanagan back in her sexy schoolgirl routine…And she was lucky not to have been kept in after school – because she was a VERY naughty girl.

Can this be the same News of The World that brought us the Shannon Matthews’ story: “SHANNON MAN’S VILE SEX SECRET.

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Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment