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15 Terrifying Weapons From The ISIS Hello Kitty Arsenal – And How To Beat Them

THE jihadis of ISIS are using Hello Kitty notepads to organise their massed ranks. Either that or else the pad in the photo below is official ISIS merchandise, filled with directives and sent from the shadowy figure of the Great Kitty herself.



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Can she be stopped. Can Hello Kitty become See You In Hell Kitty?

We’ve assembled the weapons that ISIS are using to foment Armageddon.



Hello Kitty Airsoft





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Posted: 4th, July 2014 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Cute Alert: ISIS Trolls Recruit Hello Kitty To Jihad

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HOLY JIHAD, Batman! The ISIS trolls have recuite Hello Kitty to their ranks.


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Posted: 4th, July 2014 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment

Toddler suspended from school for threatening classmate with Hello Kitty gun

IN the USA, guns are big news:

A 5-year-old Pennsylvania girl who told another girl she was going to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that blows soapy bubbles has been suspended from kindergarten. Her family has hired an attorney to fight the punishment, which initially was 10 days for issuing a ‘terroristic threat.’

Allu Kitty!


Posted: 20th, January 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Hello Kitty Engine Oil Is Coming To Kill The Birds

DOES your car have Hello Kitty engine oil? Does it deserve it? Are you a pryromaniac looking for edge?

Cats kill birds –  not just sea bird.


Hello Kitty Engine oil – Yes its for real

Posted: 21st, June 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1)

Taiwan’s Hello Kitty Hospital: Top Ten Cartoon-Themed Hospitals

THE 30-bed Hau Sheng Hospital in Yuanlin, central Taiwan, lays claim to being the world’s first Hello Kitty themed medical establishment.

This is akin to standing up in a crowed bar and screaming out: “I was the man who discovered Anthea Turner.” It is a horror best kept to oneself.

And it gets Anorak wondering what other themed hospitals we could bring to the market.

Barbie – Cosmetic Surgery; one size fits all
Popeye – Ocular clinic
The Muppets – Depilation and vagina reconstruction
Sponge Bob – Take home the little fella when the surgeon sews one into your wound
Porky Pig – Tha-Tha-That’s all folks stammer centre and hospice
Pooh Bear – Rectal and bowel experts to over-fed stars
Ronald McDonald – for all your emetic needs
Dora The Explora – Say “Colposcopy”
Charlie Brown school for depression
Speedy Gonzalez centre for drugs dependencies and steroid abuse

Coming soon:

Goofy – Dentistry
Jughead – ear reconstruction
Loony Tunes – Mental wellbeing refuge

Posted: 8th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)