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Heather Mills Consumates The Love Of 120 Million Beatles Fans

HEATHER Mills says:

When you marry a Beatle, you marry 120 million fans who are also madly in love with him. This has meant years of hurtful and untrue press… my friends remind me that this happens to many strong, successful women.”

Beatles fans run the media. Beatles fans shape public opinion. Beatles fans will shag anything that moves so long as it’s touched Paul, Ringo or – hey – even George and John’s graves.

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Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


The Murdoch Dynasty On The Clinton And Kennedy Dynasties

CAROLINE Kennedy fancies a go at being a politico. Hey, it must be her turn by now. And the Wall Street Journal talks of all things dynastic:

So to recap all of this change you can believe in: A Kennedy and Cuomo are competing to succeed a Clinton in New York; the skids are greased for a Biden to replace a Biden in Delaware; one Salazar might replace another in Colorado; and a Governor charged with political corruption in Illinois wants one of his cronies to succeed the President-elect. Let’s just say we’re looking forward to 2009.

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Posted: 8th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


The Making Of America’s Political Lords

IT’S a good job America has free and fair democracy and not nepotism and ruling houses:

Rod Blagojevich’s favorite pick for his local Ilinois Senate was widely regarded to be Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., the son of a someone or other.

In New York, Caroline Kennedy, daughter of so-and-so and niece to him and the bad driver is in the fray. If she gets the nod, she’ll take over from Hillary Clinton, wife to whatshisface.

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Posted: 17th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Democrat Debacle: Palin’s Alaskan Career, Caroline Kennedy And Rod Blagojevich

THE best time for the other team to score is right after they’ve conceded. Barack Obama and the Democrats win. And then Rod Blagojevich is in the mire and a Kennedy pops up:

CAROLINE Keenndy? Ross Douthat slates her as a replacement for Hillary.

Caroline Kennedy is no doubt more prepared – in terms of her base of knowledge about national politics, her comfort with the ways of Washington, etc. – to be a United States Senator than Sarah Palin was to be Vice President. But if you consider where the two women started and stack their subsequent accomplishments against one another, Palin’s Alaskan career is roughly six times more impressive than Kennedy’s years as a high-minded Manhattan socialite and custodian of her family’s good name. That doesn’t mean that McCain was wise to pick Palin as his running mate. But if you think he wasn’t, then you should definitely hope that the Democratic Party of New York hunts a little longer through its ranks before handing a Senate seat to the editor of The Best-Loved Poems of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

Bill?

ANN ALTHOUSE: “Why am I getting the feeling that the mainstream media will do what it can to obliterate the connection between Rod Blagojevich and Barack Obama?”

Agreed:

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Posted: 10th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Hillary Clinton And The Immune Jon Favreau

YOU Believe Hillary’s Cardboard Cutout.

“The aggressive iconography of two young drunk men taking advantage of a life-size cutout of a woman – especially a powerful one – would bring an elite college campus to a standstill, force a housecleaning of a Fortune 500 company, ground the Air Force Academy and would, in most cases, ruin the career of a Republican staffer or elected official. . . . However, the Democratic double standard on political correctness kicked in immediately as the feminist establishment, the media and even Mrs. Clinton herself came forth to save the fast-rising Obama wordsmith.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” – Bill Clinton

Posted: 8th, December 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment


Obama’s Jon Favreau Denies Sexual Relations With Hillary Clinton

BARACK Obama’s 27-year-old speechwriter Jon Favreau says of his meeting with Hillary Clinton: “I did not have “sexual relations” with that woman.

He then touched his still warm hand to his nose.

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Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)


Dubai Secures America Naming Rights And Kennedy Goes After Clinton

IN America, democracy is what you pay for it. News is that Caroline Kennedy wants the Hillary Clinton Senate seat.

Who else is there in a land of 300 million souls beside Clintons and Kennedys? No-one. In other US news:
Dubai buys naming right to America
United States to be renamed Sheikh Saeed Al Maktoum Spa in landmark deal between Bush administration and Dubai’s sovereign wealth fund.

Posted: 6th, December 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Hillary Clinton’s As Inexperienced As Obama, Says Obama

BARACK Obama says Hillary Clinton is

There is no reason to believe, however, that she was a key player in foreign policy at any time during the Clinton Administration.

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Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Sarah Palin Votes And Also, Like, We Can

SARAH Palin is refusing to reveal who she’s voted for:

I don’t have to tell anybody who I vote for. Nobody does. And that’s really cool about America, also

Palin’s knockers will wonder if she’s in the tank for Obama. They may then wonder why it took Obama 15 minutes to cast his vote.

But more than that, Anorak wonders about the “also”?

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Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)


Germany Wants A Boris Becker Moment With Obama

A SURVEY by German cable network Premiere Star: ‘Which of the following US politicians would you have an affair with?’:

The results:

This breaks down as:

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Posted: 2nd, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)


Vote Obama. Vote Black. Vote White. Vote Brown.

KEVIN Maguire is claiming in the Mirror that – get this – a vote for Barack Obama is really a vote for Gordon Brown.

The Tory spin machine will claim white is black if, fingers crossed, Obama is elected US President next Tuesday.

What’s black and white and red all over? Gordon’s Brown economy…

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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Good Grief: It’s Hillary Clinton’s Wake

HILLARY Clinton supporter Kathryn Oberly writes in the Chicago Tribune:

“So on June 4, after the last primary vote had been counted and I could no longer delude myself into thinking Hillary could still win the nomination, I just wasn’t ready to jump on Barack Obama’s bandwagon. It was too soon. I needed time to grieve.

And grieve I did, for an entire month”.

Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment


Sarah Palin Brings News Of Ahmadinejad’s Holocaust

SARAH Palinl has spoken. Yes, how about that, they let her speak again:

I will continue to call for sustained action to prevent Iranian President Ahmadinejad from getting these weapons that he wants for a second holocaust.”

Ahmadinejad doesn’t think there’s been a Holocaust. But he wants one. But what sobering news to him that he was beaten to it? If Ahmadinejad wants to go in history as a big time Jew killer he’ll have to think of something new and exciting.

Maybe he can poison the Jews at a gala dinner?

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Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)


Celebrities Against Sarah Palin: One More Reason To Like Her

SARAH Palin and her relationship with celebrities. Matt Damon is f*cking her. Lewinsky is mouthing off. Pamela Anderson is sucking her.  And now Pink, Jada (Mrs Will Smith), and Meg Ryan comment:

Pink:

“If I were writing a letter to Sarah Palin, it would be a lot of whys and hows. Who are you? Do you know? Why do you hate animals? Please point out Iraq on a map…This woman hates women. She is not a feminist. She is not the woman that’s going to come behind Hillary Clinton and do anything that Hillary Clinton would’ve been capable of … The woman terrifies me.”

We know the feeling.

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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (2)


Hillary Clinton Endorses Sarah Palin On Stage

HILLARY Clinton and Sarah Palin. Women. More alike than not alike. Women.

Hillary, will you wear the wig for Bill..?

Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)


Hillary, Will You Dress Up As Sarah Palin For Me?

DARLING… Can I ask your something; a favour? Well… Will you change the blonde helmet and the trouser suits..? Will you dress up as, well, er, Sarah Plain for me..?

First came the glasses. Now the Wall Street Journal reports that “many women” are snapping up Sarah Palin-style shoes and glasses.

Many are “blogging about which brand of lipstick she wears”. Yeah, the lipstick that comes in a tube fashioned into a trotter.

Hairstylists and wig sellers report sudden demand for her trademark up-dos.

Well, one has:

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Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (10)


Hillary Clinton Is Bathed In Obama’s White Light

ONE of the women in the picture is a tight-lipped Hillary Clinton, the politician who went up against Barack Obama and lost.

One of the women in the picture is a knuckle-cocked Hillary Clinton, the woman who backs Barack Obama to win the presidency.

One of the women is pudgy-faced and careworn. One of the women is changed and bleached in a heavenly white light…

Suggestions please to which is which…

Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (6)


Obama Puts Lipstick On Palin’s Pig’s Eye, Minnesota

WOULD you like the see the moment when Barack Obama lost the race for the US presidency and insulted womankind?

Sure you would…

But you know what he really meant? Sure you do. Obama was talking about St Paul, the scene of Sarah Palin’s triumph. You know, Pig City…

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Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (16)