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Susan Boyle Is The Hairy Pig

demi-moore-susan-boyle6SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle is the Hairy Pig, spreading her Susan Bole Fever over the world.

But – look out – she might not make it. The Boyle virus is in danger!

Sky News: Boyle ‘May Be Harmed’ By Tonight’s Final

An assassin?

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Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (16)


Britain’s Got Talent: Hollie Steel’s Web Bullying Hell

hollie-steel4MORE news on Hollie Steel, the music box Thumbelina who will lance the Susan Boyle and show stage schools that their entry policy is flawed:

TINY Britain’s Got Talent star Hollie Steel yesterday bravely defied cyber bullies who launched cruel attacks on her.

Brave is tabloid shorthand for doomed, so Hollie and her parents may yet find reasons to temper this delight that brave Hollie is in the Sun.

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Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Hollie Steel Beats Susan Boyle

hollie-steelHOLLIE Steel will Lance La Boyle. Susan Boyle is now faced with a two-pronged attack from Shaheen Jafargholi and Hollie Steel.

If nominative determinalism counts for anything, Steel will impale Boyle on the point of a sharpened majorette’s baton.

Hollie is the newest most sensational performer on planet Britain’s Got Talent. Hollie is ten, and has yet to grow facial hair and be sufficiently bullied to command a sympathetic back story.

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Posted: 25th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (11)