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How To Be Taller: Add ‘Solid Height’ For $47

WHAT is the “idiot-proof way” to get taller? At, you can learn how to add 3 or even 4 inches to your HEIGHT. Don’t be like the “short guy” in the adverts. He’s bald. He’s got bins like Olive from On The Buses. He’s wearing a terrible suit. He has very small feet like a goat. But worse than that he’s SHORT. His tall associate is a patronising fool, but he’s in the land above your head, where everyone has Hollywood hair and reassuringly big feet. He is successful.

Says one user:

I Discovered the Secret to Add Several Inches of Solid Height to Anyone, No Matter What Your Age Is… Even If You Haven’t Grown in Years!

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Posted: 3rd, February 2011 | In: The Consumer | Comment