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As seen on Facebook: Ice Cube converts to Islam, joins ISIS and heads to Birmingham from Syria in a rubber dingy

Have you heard the news that ICE Cube, immensely likeable star of rap outfit NWA and Hollywood blockbusters, has joined Islamic State? We saw it on Facebook – so it must be true!

 

hahahahaha

 

Balsall Heath – get ready to rumble….

Update: thanks to the massive error in this post, we’ve corrected it and had the writer deported to Ice T’s North Korean compound.

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comments (2)


Hear How Ice T Read The’Deep Nerd’ Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook

Parental advice: This is not how to hold a sword

Parental advice: This is not how to hold a sword

 

HOW do you follow Cop Killer and date night with the well upholstered Coco Austin? If you’re Ice-T you create an audiobook for Dungeons & Dragons.

In Ice T’s Final Level Podcast, the rapper tell how unprepared he was got the job.

“They didn’t tell me this was a motherfu**in’ Dungeons & Dragons book… [it’s] some of the most crazy, deep, deep nerd shit.Motherfu**ers talk like Yoda. They were talking about ‘pegasuses’ and ‘pegasi.’ That’s horses with wings. This motherfu**er got a sword that talks to him… Motherfuckers live in places that don’t exist, and it comes with a map. My God.”

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Posted: 6th, February 2014 | In: Books, Celebrities | Comment


Coco Austin Marries Mr Marrow: Ice T Impressed

COCO Austin has been married to Ice T for ten years. Like you, we are thrilled. Anorak’s Woman of The Year and her man renewed their vows on a TV shows that co-starred the classy Tila Tequila, that one-woman content factory. We looked on as the vows were made:

I, Coco Austin, aka Nicole Austin, take thee Ice T to use my backside as a CD racks – and twice on Sundays for LPs.

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Posted: 4th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment