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I’m A Celebrity Eats The X Factor: James Arthur Disappears Up His Own Bum Hole

Matthew-Wright

 

Mic Wright’s Remotely Furious

HOW much money do I have to pay to have Matthew Wright change his name? I will take out a mortgage/sell a kidney/assassinate a foreign leader to make the cash required. The blubbering ballache is ruining this year’s I’m A Celebrity by becoming the go-to-guy for Bushtucker trials because he cries about everything. He’s a towering arsehole on his own talk show but obviously that bitchy veneer is just that: a thin layer of toughness masking a blancmange of bawling.

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Posted: 21st, November 2013 | In: TV & Radio | Comment