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Illegal Death Crash Driver Aso Mohammed Ibrahim Escaped Iraq To Make The UK More Dangerous

PAUL Houston has left the Royal Courts of Justice, having lost his latest bid to deport Aso Mohammed Ibrahim, the failed asylum seeker who killed his 12-year-old daughter Amy in a hit-and-run. The Court of Appeal rejected his case. Amy was his only child.

Aso Mohammed Ibrahim, 33, an Iraqi Kurd who was serving a driving ban when he drove into Amy Houston in Blackburn, Lancashire, and left her to die dying under the wheels of his car in Blackburn. That was 2003. He had been marked for deportation.

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Posted: 8th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment


The Roma Are Coming: 100,000 Migrants To Live On UK Benefits

BACK in 2004, when the EU enlarged,  in 2004, transitional arrangements barred new arrivals from claiming dole. Workers were allowed to come and work, and only once they had worked continuously for 12 months could they qualify for benefits.

It was a huge deal. Tony Blair, the then Prime Minister, salved fears about mass immigration by stating:

“No one will be able to come to the UK from anywhere in the enlarged European Union simply to claim benefits or housing”.

Of course, this being Tony Blair, the truth was little less black and white. There is a time limit on the rules that would be applicable for seven years from 1 May 2004.

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Posted: 4th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment


Immigration: Aso Mohammed Ibrahim’s Kids Need David Cameron

ASO Mohammed Ibrahim is the immigration horror story. He is the failed asylum-seeker who killed 12-year-old Amy Houston by driving into her in his Rover.

It was Blackburn, 2003. Ibrahim, an Iraqi Kurd, hit the girl. And then he ran off. He had been driving with no insurance and during a ban.

Justice mobilised. Mr Ibrahim gets four months jail.

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Posted: 17th, December 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Australian Boat Tragedy: Let’s Blame The Navy

CAN the Australians be blamed for the deaths of 28 mainly Iranian and Iraqi asylum-seekers who died when their boat from Indonesia foundered on rocks off Flying Fish Cove , Christmas Island? Or should the regimes they flee be examined and the people smugglers who profit from pain?

The Independent knows. It leads with:

“Australia’s hardline refugee policy was blamed for the deaths of at least 27 asylum-seekers whose boat was dashed on rocks…”

But wouldn’t a looser policy encourage more people to try to reach Oz by boat? And wouldn’t that lead to move deaths?

In an alternative world we may praise the Australian Navy whose personnel put their own lives on the line to save 41 people from “waters so rough that volunteers standing on the 100ft cliffs were soaked in ocean spray”.

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Posted: 16th, December 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Foreigners ‘Rob’ Jobs From British Is The Daily Express’ Front-Page News

THE front page of the Daily Express declares: “MIGRANTS ROB YOUNG BRITONS OF JOBS.”

Presumably, the old Britons are just robbed at the cashpoint by these light-fingered foreign scum? These foreigners have not won jobs or secured jobs because they are – and we must presume once more – best qualified to do it. They have stolen them.

Shame of those woman in “Exchange Student Sl**s 2” – a show you can watch on the Daily Express sister organ Red Hot TV. British work for British slappers!

The paper’s Alison Little goes on to cite a “study” that was conducted by MigrationWatch, an organisation on the paper’s speed-dial.

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Posted: 19th, August 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment


Barack Obama Proves He Knows Nothing About Immigration In ‘Countries Like Europe’

IMMIGRATION is the hot topic in much of Western Europe. From Dutch extremist Geert Wilders to Gordon’s Brown’s “bigot” Gillian Duffy and the likes of Abu Hamza, the English Defence League and more the flow of people is a big issue. But not to Barack Obama. Barack Obama tells a crowd that “countries like Europe” do not “replenish” their human stock with new arrivals.

In America you can come and go as you please. As anyone who has queued for a visa to the US and been met by those smiling faces at immigration knows, the US embraces all colours and creeds to its lands.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2010 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)


Chinese New Year Gives Daily Express Readers Glimspe Of New Immigrants

NOTE to Daily Express readers: This is not a picture of a traditional Lion dance in London’s Chinatown, a celebration of Chinese New Year Day but a shot of a typical bogus asylum seeker fresh off the lorry. There be dragons!

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A traditional Lion dance took place in London's Chinatown this afternoon to celebrate Chinese New Year Day

Posted: 15th, February 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Immigration Is Out Of Control, Says British Media Survey

immigrationTHE Daily Express and Daily Star likes to report on immigration matters. Remember when the Rogarians were coming to get us?

MacGuffin investigates the latest exclusive:

The Star is reporting on the results of a new survey which reveals “British people think immigration is out of control“.

OK, so that’s not surprising, but this is not something that any other newspaper has covered. How come?

A massive 99% of Daily Star readers voted yes in our poll asking if the UK’s immigration issue was now out of control.

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Posted: 22nd, November 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


Andy Flintoff Bashes Australian Immigrants

flintoff-montyIN readiness for the Ashes, Andrew Flintoff is making a thinly veiled dig at Austrlians who come to the UK and work in hotels.

Flintoff opines that the English language has been downgraded by immigration – or as the Mail put it:

‘Why can’t hotel staff speak English?’: Andrew Flintoff in  bizarre anti-immigration outburst”

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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Sports | Comment


Polish Builders And WENN Paparazzo Save Man From Burning Car

IN the Anorak Forums, news that a paparazzo working for the World Entertainment News Network has rescued a man from a burning car in south London.

Ben Benjilali entered the car when it was ablaze to drag the man, in his 60s, to safety. He told Press Gazette: “If you put the scenario in front of most people, they would probably think I would start taking pictures, instead of rescuing him. Paparazzi aren’t that bad.”

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Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


BNP Thanks Poles For Making Them Popular With Spitfire Euro Election Tribute

REMEMBER the war? The BNP does, or at least it remembers bits of it. That picture is of the BNP’s poster for the 2009 European Elections.

Battle for Britain,” bellows the legend. That’s a Spitfire soaring thought the skies, strafing the fascist scum. Hurrah!

Reach for the skies!

It’s a Romeo Foxtrot Delta Plane, as flown by Polish pilots in the great fight. Poles of the famous 303 Squadron of the RAF – the group made up of Polish airmen. The Kościuszko squadron that claimed 126 enemy kills (fascists) more than any other unit during the Battle of Britain.

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Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (11)


Semaphore Pilot Project Tags All Scots Leaving Scotland

ANYONE leaving Scotland will soon be tagged. The system already works for The Geordie homeland, where all locals leaving the area are made to wear Newcastle United shirts and shed a tear for the Gallowgate.

Thousands of passengers travelling in and out of Scotland will be electronically screened next year under plans for the government’s next-generation border control technology.

The £1.2bn e-borders scheme will link government agencies, travel industry systems and transport hubs such as ports and airports.

Scots, given the option of Rangers or Celtic shirts, have their faces painted blue, given a vial of local oil to barter with and fitted with a large chip on their shoulders.

They should say at any time, regardless of age, “I was there on the pitch in 1977 and my granny’s got a bar made from the crossbar.”

Upon arrival in London all Scots will be directed to work at the Houses of Parliament.

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Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Technology | Comment (1)


Lesbian Asian Drivers For Spear Chucking Black Mums

AHEM :”A LESBIAN Asian bus driver was fired by Brisbane City Council after she wrote a note referring to commuters as “spear chuckers with prams” .

Whose side are you on?

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Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


They Work For You: Foreigners Take Every British Job

DID you know that “1.3 migrants took EVERY Brit vacancy since 2001”? All true. “THEY’VE STOLEN ALL OUR JOBS,” says the front-page headline

The Star, on whose cover this research features, does not list the names of the hard-working immigrants. But they’ve been upping their output.

As the BBC reported way back in October 2007:

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Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Money | Comment


Michael Bolton Is American Royalty

MICHAEL Bolton is American Royalty. Think a hybrid Prince Edward and Sophie singing golf club karaoke:

AT HOMELAND SECURITY, ALL AMERICANS ARE EQUAL, BUT MICHAEL BOLTON IS MORE EQUAL: So I was flying home Saturday, on the plane with Michael Bolton and his band — he’d played at Cayman Jazzfest, which we skipped, but Doug Weinstein (a horn arranger of some ability) sat next to Bolton’s trumpeter on the plane and had a nice conversation, which was probably enhanced by the fact that she’s cute.

But when we were waiting in line for immigration, a fellow with a blue blazer and a badge came and took Bolton (who was wearing a black pullover that said “royalty” on the back) and two sidekicks (a personal assistant and a bodyguard, by appearances) out of the line and whisked them ahead of a lot of other patiently-waiting folks. This was repeated at the customs station. I’d be curious to know what policy permits such special treatment; it was poorly received by those waiting in line.

Maybe the goons just understood that Bolton had returned to America and decided not to prolong the agony and take their punishment manfully…?

Posted: 12th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Daily Express Encourages Immigrant To Kill Gordon Brown

AS terrorists kill and maim in Mumbai, the Express’s Frederick Forsyth calls for someone to murder some of our politicians:

“In Tokyo, a retired minister called Mr Yamaguchi was found murdered, giving rise to fear that there is serial killer going round bumping off politicians.”

Does he mean Takehiko Yamaguchi, allegedly killed by one Takeshi Koizumi in a crime rooted in the barking of a dog?

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Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Elves Bells: Illegal Immigrants Hide In Christmas Tree

IS Santa Clause an illegal immigrant with no right to work in the UK? And what of his elves?

News reaches Anorak of four stowaways discovered in the back of a lorry carrying an artificial Christmas tree to Northampton. The 32ft aluminium and nylon tree was to be erected in the town centre.

Two elves from Iraq and two from Iran have been arrested and handed to the UK Border Agency for safe keeping.

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Posted: 25th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment


An Immigrant Is Snared Every Minute

FACTS: “1 IMMIGRANT SNARED EVERY 8 MINUTES.”

No – he-he – not the same one immigrant, although they do all look the same.

The Star gives the headline figure, and hears Immigration Minister Phil Woolas cheer the news that say that with ID cards “will mean we have the strongest and secure borders for many a year”.

This and the ingenious plan to ruin the economy and render the UK no different to an impoverished East European state will make the country safe.

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Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


English In Amerika

THE English language what it is like spoken, like, in America…

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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (5)