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Imogen Thomas Slept With Star Footballer For Signed Shirt And Tickets? Fans Approve

IMOGEN Thomas and the Sun have failed in their bid to overturn the injunction protecting the name of the married footballer she claims she was shagging. She says the affair lasted six months. He says he met her three times.

Says she:

“Yet again my name and reputation have been trashed while the man I had a relationship with is able to hide. What’s more I can’t even defend myself because I have been gagged. If this is the way privacy injunctions are supposed to work there is something seriously wrong with the law.”

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Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (8)


Imogen Thomas Is ‘Cracking Up’ On Twitter (Still Gagging for It?)

IMOGEN Thomas is “Cracking Up”. So says the Daily Star in:

“GAGGING SCANDAL BABE: I’M CRACKING UP”

IMOGEN Thomas last night revealed her super injunction hell has driven her to the brink of a breakdown.

What super-injunction? A super injunction means a ban on even reporting on the injunction. This is no such thing. This is an injunction banning anyone, including Thomas, from revealing the name of the married Premier League footballer player she was apparently shagging because it would damage his family.

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Posted: 13th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Imogen Thomas Sex Stories: Craig Richards Gets It Off His Shaved Chest

BEFORE the mysterious Premier League footballer, news is that Imogen Thomas, formerly of Big Brother, was, allegedly, shagging Craig Richards. He’s a “former Welsh Sevens Rugby Union international”. And he’s happy to tell the News of The World how Thomas handled his tackle (geddit?).

Lest you think Thomas is the victim in all this, the paper tells us:

And he reveals the full range of Imogen’s seductive skills that tempted the unnamed Premier League idol to cheat on his wife.

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Posted: 8th, May 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


Imogen Thomas Has Been ‘Betrayed’ By Married Footballer

IMOGEN Thomas is the subject of The Most Loaded Headline of The Year on the cover of the Sunday Mirror.

Having been exposed shagging a married footballer for six months – a man who, as the Sun says, has an “image” as a “family man” – the Mirror has Imogen declare:

“I’VE BEEN BETRAYED”

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Posted: 16th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Pimp Premiere In Pictures: Danny Dyer’s Shallow Grave

TO the premiere of Pimp in Soho, where Dyer-bolical genital torcher Danny Dyer is trying to bury the British film industry in a grave so shallow it makes the average adolescent boy’s daydreams look like Stephen Hawking’s morning porridge. We looked out for actual pimps arriving to spot the likes of Unibond Division 1 liggers Bex Shiner, Sophie Reade, Bianca Gascoigne, Imogen Thomas, Alicia Douvall and Javine Hylton. And then tried to work out who would hire the talent..?

Alicia Douvall (NSFW)

Posted: 20th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Imogen Thomas And Danielle Lloyd’s Premiership League Table

jermaine-defoe-bbs-imogen-seen-leaving-nobu-berkeley2HOPES are that Big Brother strumpet emeritus Imogen Thomas has fully recovered from celebrity swine flu as she steps out with Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer Jermaine Defoe.

Anorak’s Contagion Watch team spotted Thomas (left) and Defoe (right) at London’s Nobu Berkeley eatery, before they moved on to a casino.

We trust that both venues have been disinfected and spritzed with mixture of chip fat, collagen and Vimto.

As Anorak readers know, the celebrity circuit works on a points system, with Danielle Lloyd and Imogen Thomas grading all Spurs footballers out of nine.

Imogen has trained with: Lee Trundle, Dwight Yorke, Cristiano Ronaldo, Danny Simpson, Nery Castillo, Ibrahim Sonko and Jemaine Defoe.

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Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Big Brother Housemate Contracts Swine Flu

imogen-thomasIN this edition of Celebrity Swine Flu, Big Brother aid to masturbation Imogen Thomas catches swine flu.

Says Imogen:

It’s awful, I feel drowsy and need to sleep. Swine flu isn’t exactly a good souvenir to bring back from holiday.”

Yeah, that’s right – Imogen Thomas is alive.

More celebrity swine flu to follow…

Swine Flu & Me

Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu
Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror
Jonathan Ross Linked To Pig Flu
Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico
Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Susan Boyle “Beaten Down By Swine Flu”
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
Mexican footballer suspended for Swine Flu antics
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu

Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)