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In Pictures: Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s ‘Romance’ And Katie Price’s Shrink

THE story of Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s love for one another – the love story set in the offices of Can Associates PR – now encompasses Katie Price. The Daily Star screams from its front page:

“JORDAN SEES SHRINK OVER PETE AND KERRY.”

Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)

A straw poll of the populace reveals that:

41% of Anorak readers would rather see Terry Waite naked, tied to a radiator and drinking his own urine in their TV room than see Pete and Kerry

23% percent would rather eat their own thumbs

18% would prefer to lend Anthea Turner their last tenner

12% would rather inject their faces with yoghurt

5% responded by running around smashing their head into a brick wall

1% would vote UKIP

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Posted: 2nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)