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In Pictures: Tiger Woods Plays Masters And Josyln James Strips

TIGER Woods could only stand so much basket weaving as he escaped thoughts of Josyln James and the rest. He focused on those videos of grass being mowed – but not shooting up – and keeping track in a small black and red notebook of the numbers on the bottom of the news crews helicopters’ overhead. Tiger Woods needed rehab. Tiger woods also needed those well-thumbed copies of Golf Monthly he kept under the lump of wood pillow. He needed those Scotch eggs, the inverted crutch and the escape tunnel/hole.

Tiger Woods needs replacement therapy for the sex. Tiger Woods needs golf.

Tiger Woods’ NSFW Turkey Sex Messages To Porn Star Joslyn James: Pictures

Woods returned to the Masters and a live televised interview.Yep, the Masters. Tiger… Tiger! Snap out of it. Masters is just a name.  Gather. Ok, it’s not the Masters. It’s just a 5,000 piece jigsaw of Monet’s Houses of Parliament. Better? Better.

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Posted: 5th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment