Posts Tagged ‘In Pictures’
Pamela Anderson’s New Child Slave, In Pictures
PAMELA Anderson brings you the most perfect vision of the future, the aspirations of a million and more blonde-ish pre-teens.
To the 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards at the Hammer Museum in Los Angeles, California, where nine-year-old Adelaide Gault attends as Pamela Anderson’s train holder, keeping the entrails of a pink Vivienne Westwood dress from sweeping the floor.
Either that or the end of her cuddle cloth has caught in Anderson’s ‘Bay-Watch’
What young Miss Gault saw as she looked beneath the train can only be feared in the darkest night of the soul. She may grow up to be a trama medic or work with liver.
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Posted: 14th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Woman Finds Jesus In Kitchen Curtains, In Pictures
Barbara Brame, of South Carolina, was in awe and wonderment as Jesus entered her life, and her kitchen…
“SOMETHING told me to look in the kitchen and I sat and I looked in the kitchen. I looked at the window, and that’s when I see this image focused on my curtain.”
So says Barbara Brame.
“That was not on there before, I know my curtain, I know my kitchen.”
And she knows Jesus, and what Jesus looks like. She might even know why Jesus chose to show himself in her kitchen drapes, but it may well be an ecumenical matter.
“At first it shocked me and then afterward I realized, God is in my home. I asked different pastors and stuff and they said, yes God is in your home.”
He moves in mysterious ways His wonders to perform. But might god be getting a bit rusty. Having made the world and heavens in six days He now can barely muster up a spooky face in a pair of kitchen curtains. Times are hard for us all.
“Maybe he’s trying to tell me something. Maybe he’s trying to tell me to go out there and save souls.”
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Posted: 10th, October 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)
Silvio Berlusconi ‘Pays Judges’, In Pictures
SILVIO Berlusconi is in the mire. No, scratch that, Silvio Berlusconi says we are in the mire. He is mire-proof. We are sent to try him. It is his burden to endure.
“I am without a doubt the person who has been most persecuted by judges in the entire history of the world and the history of man.”
His money had gone on paying “consultants and judges“.
Er, no, he mant to say “consultants and lawyers“.
Whatever. It’s all terribly unfair. And if you want to see just how unfair it is, enjoy our look at Silvio Berlusconi’s annus horribilis in pictures…
Silvio Berlusconi 2009: A Year In Disasters
Posted: 9th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Selling Jaycee Lee Dugard As Entertainment, In Pictures
JAYCEE Lee Dugard: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jaycee Dugard in the news, with Madeleine McCann, Leonard Padilla and Elizabeth Smart…
News Review: “The Leonard show – Sacramento’s infamous bounty hunter stars in a reality TV show in his own mind”
He doesn’t seem to notice the sun beating down, instead more concerned with the constant bleating of his cell phone, which rings no fewer than four times in the span of an hour as Padilla monitors the Jaycee Dugard case.
Back in September, Anorak joked in “Jaycee Dugard: Media Funds Phillip Garrido’s Bail”:
If the mainstream media can get $30million together – a big if – would it pay the bail and then be best able to pepple dash the world with Phillip Garrido exclusives? Because Jaycee Duagard is there for our entertainment:
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Posted: 8th, October 2009 | In: Madeleine McCann | Comment
Manchester United Only Need 94 Minutes Against Sunderland, In Pictures
IT only took 94 minutes for Manchester United to take something from their game against Sunderland at Old Trafford. Against Man City they needed 98.
Ferdinand scored the equaliser to secure a 2-2 draw in the 94th minute of the game.
That’s Sunderland’s Anton Ferdinand, younger brother to United captain Rio Ferdinand.
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Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Play Mary And Joseph With Iraqi Refugees, In Pictures
US actor Brad Pitt and UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie are pictured playing with Iraqi refugees children in Jaramana, a suburb of Damascus, Syria, – first one to score wins the spare ticket back to Shangrila.
It’s the virtues of conspicuous caring. Look at Angelina in her white robes. Look at Brad with his hands on his hips ready to do the do. Look at his beard. He cares. She cares. They care.
He’s the carpenter of New Orleans. She’s the angelic other being looking to give birth immaculately. Look at the UN uniting the world.
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Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
The London Tattoo Convention, In Pictures
RIE Gomita, from Osaka, displays off her traditional Japanese body tattoo work at the London Tattoo Convention, Tobacco Dock, where a gathering of world famous tattooists showcase their art.
And men from the camera club came to appreciate…
Scotland’s Anti-Golf Protestors Manage To Parody Donald Trump, In Pictures
THE locals are not all in favour of tsunami-haired Donald Trump’s £1bn golf resort plans in Aberdeenshire. The locals have lampooned The Don.
Can you parody Donald Trump? Yes you can. The impossible dream has been achieved. The MLF has dressed up statues around Scotland as the American tycoon.
Yeah, don, they’re making statues of you already.
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Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Money | Comment (1)
Heidi Montag Introduces Reactions To Kanye West, In Pictures
KANYE West advertises the MTV Awards AGM by upstaging Taylor Swift and the media, the web, vested-interest groups and celebs get to work. The making of a media shitstorm, features Heidi Montag, Pink. the Daily Telegrpah, Eammanuel Adebyaor, Barack Obama and lots of LOL …
1: The spoof video mash up
2. The celebs muscle in on the PR War
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Posted: 14th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Bianca Gascoigne In Thigh Boots, Sun Sets On Mars
EARLIER this week, Anorak’s woman in a smock went to the Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards at the Battersea Evolution in London. Some of the leading names in ligging were there: Jo Wood, Nicola McLean, Brendan Cole, Lulu and Suranne Jones.
The evening celebrated natural beauty…
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Posted: 12th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Victoria Beckham’s Ladyboy Look-alike, In Pictures
VICTORIA Beckham wasn’t able to make it to the Fashion Night Out during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring 2010 Collections, held at Bergdorf Goodman in New York City, USA.
So a ladyboy went instead, sportingly.
What’s that? It is Her Poshness?
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Posted: 12th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach Home, In Pictures
WANT to see how a fraudster Bernie Madoff spent your money? These are pictures of his Palm Beach holiday home on sale for $8.5m.
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Money | Comment (1)
England WAGs Orgy In South Africa, In Pictures
WORLD Cup Watch: “FAB CAP SLAP SEX BAN ON WAGS” screams the Sun from its front page. “FAB BANS WAGS,” nods the Mirror fron its.
FAB is Fabio Capello, the one who will be the tabloids’ Fabio Crapello should England fail in South Africa. But with passage to the World Cup finals secured, attention turns to the WAGs, the lads’ cheerbleeders who will show Cape Town shopkkepers what a swarm of locusts really looks like.
Capllo says the tournament is not a “holiday“, warning the WAGs:
“If you don’t like it, don’t come… I hope this period that we are at the World Cup will be very long.The players will have one day with their family, with the girls and friends. It will be one day a week, after each game and that is enough. That’s it.”
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Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment
England WAGs Caster Semenya Make Over, In Pictures
England WAGs Caster Semenya Make Over, In Pictures
UPDATE: Caster Semenya Has ‘Internal Testes’ And ‘No Womb’
IT was always going to take something huge to push war and Katie Price off the tabloids’ front page, and last night it happened: England qualified for the World Cup finals in South Africa.
Newspapers rejoice. Next summer will be a halcyon time when the news comes to you every day and after a period of 90 minutes plus injury time, full of key facts, exotic names and hate figures.
And there are the WAGS, who we will follow from the moment they pop a boiled sweet into mouths at 30,000ft, through the shops and into the stands to gossip on phones and ask each other what the score is. And watch out for Victoria Beckham’s Caster Semenya makeover.
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Posted: 10th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment
Jaycee Dugard’s Modelling Portfolio, In Pictures
JAYCEE Lee Dugard – Anorak’s look at Jaycee Dugard in the news: Jaycee Dugard put her modelling portfolio on Phillip Garrido’s business cards.
The Telegraph reports that Jaycee Lee Dugard put her picture on business cards as ‘cry for help‘.
This is a statement of fact. Facts are thin on the ground in the big media feeding frenzy. Nick Allen has done well to find a new one. And then Nick Allen in Antioch tells us:
Jaycee Lee Dugard included a photograph of herself on business cards she made for her alleged abductor Philip Garrido in what may have been a cry for help.
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The Story Of Jaycee Dugard And Phillip Garrido, In Pictures
JAYCEE Dugard has been found alive and physically well. Anorak now brings you her story in pictures, and that too of Phillip Garrido, the convicted paedophile accused of kidnapping her, raping her and impregnating her:
Posted: 28th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (19)
Katy Perry’s God-Given Big Breasts, In Pictures
KATY Perry is the wishy-washy popstar who if she were British would be on the team that commissions shows for BBC3, valued for her edgy input and lipstick lesbianism. Perry was brought up a Christian – her parents had a ministry – so she’d also do a stint on Songs of Praise and the Antiques Road Show, wooing the yoof market.
Katy Perry is safe – she will say just enough to may a few prudes call her a “caution” and not enough to be genuinely alluring or outrageous. Says she:
“I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet. Eventually that request was granted.”
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Posted: 17th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Baby P’s Mum Tracey Connelly And Stephen Barker, In Pictures
BABY P’s mother is called Tracey Connelly. But, then, you all knew her name. Tracey Connelly, mother to Baby Peter, has been a hate figure on the web for months.
The 17-month-old boy’s mother pleaded guilty to causing or allowing Baby P’s death, but was cleared of murder on a judge’s directions.
On 11 November, 2008, Tracey Connelly’s 32-year-old boyfriend, Steven Barker, and another man, his brother Jason Barker (aka Jason Owen) were convicted at the Old Bailey in London on the same charge. Connelly and Steven Barker are jailed for a minimum of five years. Steven Barker raped a 2-year-old girl. The Barker brothers attcked their grandmother, Hilda Barker.
We can now legally name her. This is the trigger for other Tracey Connellys to steel themselves for when their namesake leaves jail one day, as surely she must.
Baby Peter was subjected to daily torture by the mother, Tracey Connelly, step father Steven Barker and lodger Jason Barker/Owen.
Baby Of Hearts
A revolting crime. Many crimes are. But did we need to see computer-generated images of baby P’s wounds? Any sentient being can imagine the pain and the wounds. Seeing them turns us into voyeurs. And Baby P was turned into the media’s Baby of Hearts.
Carole Malone told her readers of her horror at the horror:
I HAD to force myself to read it. And every sickening, gut-wrenching detail made me want to hunt down the monsters who’d hurt Baby P—or allowed him to be hurt—and hurt THEM.
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Posted: 11th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (13)
Al Gore Reporters Euna Lee and Laura Ling Arrive Home, In Pictures
PICTURES of Al Gore reporters Euna Lee and Laura Ling arriving at Hangar 25 in Burbank, California, having been released by North Korea. As befitting Gore, they arrived by private jet.
President Kim Jong-Il pardoned Lee and Ling from a sentence of 12 year jail after a meeting with former U.S. President Bill Clinton.
Silly so-and-sos. Or intrepid hacks? Whatever you think – there’s a book and a made-for-TV film in this…
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Jackie Brambles’ Loose Women Leaving Do, In Pictures
ANORAK was rattling a jar of Sanatogen to the beat of Jackie Brambles Loose Women leaving do at Zebrano in Soho.
For those of you not au fair with Loose Women, it’s a daytime telly show that captures the magick of listening to a group of bitchy out patients reading Closer magazine aloud.
Loose Women explains why men are necessary, and not only to good TV.
The moaning and phwoarring are underplayed by a faint whiff of bullying of the more buxom panellists, a role once filled and then some by Kerry Katona (I was an Atomic Kitten; I was married to someone more famous than me; I was overweight. now I’m thinner. I was once fatter… etc) and now occupied by Coleen Nolan (I was a Nolan; I was married to someone more famous than me; I was overweight. now I’m thinner. I was once fatter… etc.).
Brambles is well out of it. Here are the pictures of the Loser women at play. For one night only a part of Soho is transformed into a Saga holidays Faliraki brochure…
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Posted: 4th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Kerrang Awards With Slipknot, In Pictures
AT the Kerrang! Awards, the big challenge is how monsters of rock can collect a gong shaped into huge capital K from a magazine run by The Man and still look cool.
Corey Taylor of Slipknot is picured with their two awards for Best Live Band and Best International Band at the Kerrang! Awards, at the Brewery, London.
The Tongue:
Posted: 4th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
42 British Women Try To Break World Bikini Record, In Pictures
IN Southend-on-Sea, Essex, 42 women are trying to break the world record for the number of women being photographed wearing bikinis in one place.
The current record is held by Russian women – 1,923 of them. Not all of them were lap dancers or gangsters molls sporting bikinis beneath thin black leather trench coats. A couple were actually on their way to the municipal baths. One had no other clothes.
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Posted: 2nd, August 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
Jessica Simpson Caught Napping With Ashlee, In Pictures
JESSICA Simpson is seen leaving Katsuya in Hollywood. It’s an eatery in Hollywood.
The joys of spotting a celebrity can not be underestimated. But is it right to gawp at Simpson as she goes out for a private meal with her family and friends?
Well, let’s see what her sister Ashlee (with a double ‘ee’) says on Twitter:
“Woo Saturday fun with my mom [Tina] and [son] Bronx. Aw being home is so nice, let’s all take an afternoon nap.”
Yah, they love it…
The pictures:
Posted: 2nd, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
