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Inflatable Terrorist Who Took Blow Up Doll To School Faces 8 Years Jail

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Inflatable Terrorist Who Took Blow Up Doll To School Faces 8 Years Jail

TYELL Morton, 18, has been rusticated at Rushville High School for taking a blow-up doll to school. The doll was located in the girls’ bathroom. It had not been inflated. It was in a box.

What with his being the Land of the Free – and what price this was domestically made blow-up doll? – Morton was  arrested on a preliminary charge of felony criminal mischief.

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Posted: 10th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)