Posts Tagged ‘islam’
Lars Vilks Attacked By Islamists And A Gay, Naked Mohammad
LARS Vilks, aka Larks Milks, the Swedish artist who drew adolescent images of Mohammad Muslim prophet, as a dog and reponded to death threats by brandishing an axe, has been attacked.
In Pictures: Lars Vilks, Plots And The Assimilation Of Ireland’s Muslims
At Uppsala University, Vilks showed is some images from Soora Hera’s Allah-o-gaybar series. The film features two half naked men wearing Mo-masks. Irnaisn –born Hera told us of threats to her person:
“They said to me, ‘We’re going to burn you naked or put a bullet in your mouth’. They say, ‘Now you are locked in your home and you cannot go out any more.’”
Back to Vilks who says:
“The man was sitting in the front row and suddenly came rushing towards me. He headbutted me, and I was thrown against the wall and dropped my glasses.”
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British Muslims Say Vote Conservative To The Tune Of ‘I Vow To Thee, My Country’
THE Ribble Valley Tories send a racist joke and those with a vested interest say all Tories are bigots. Then there are those who say all Muslims are the enemy of the English.
And then the Muslims appear.
They are not gurning loons screaming at pigeons in the precinct, demanding Sharia law and that all Jews, gays and Christians must die by a thousand cuts.
They are, well… They are one nation Tories…
To the tune of “I vow to thee, my country“…
South Park KowTows To Muslim ‘Prediction’ Of Violence
REVOLUTION Muslim “predicts” that if South Park portrays Mohmmed as a bear there will be terrible vengeance and heads will roll.
An episode of “South Park” that continued a story line involving the Prophet Muhammad was shown Wednesday night on Comedy Central with audio bleeps and image blocks reading “CENSORED” after a Muslim group warned the show’s creators they could face violence for depicting that holy Islamic prophet. Revolution Muslim, a group based in New York, wrote on its Web site that the “South Park” creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker “will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh” for an episode shown last week in which a character said to be the Prophet Muhammad was seen wearing a bear costume. Mr. Van Gogh was slain in Amsterdam in 2004 after making a film that discussed the abuse of Muslim women in some Islamic societies.
A new episode of “South Park” on Wednesday night attempted to revisit this character, but with the name and depiction of the character blocked out. It was unclear how much of the bleeping was Mr. Stone and Mr. Parker’s decision. In a message posted on their Web site, SouthParkStudios.com, they wrote that they could not immediately stream the new episode on the site because:
After we delivered the show, and prior to broadcast, Comedy Central placed numerous additional audio bleeps throughout the episode. We do not have network approval to stream our original version of the show.
On Thursday morning, a spokesman for Comedy Central confirmed that the network had added more bleeps to the episode than were in the cut delivered by South Park Studios, and that it was not giving permission for the episode to run on the studio’s Web site.
Revolution Muslim says it was not a threat. It was a warning:
In a telephone interview on Wednesday, Younus Abdullah Muhammad, a member of Revolution Muslim, repeated the group’s assertion that the post was a prediction rather than a threat. He said that the post on the group’s blog “was intended in a principle that’s deeply rooted in the Islamic religion, which is called commanding the good and forbidding the evil,” tying the group’s complaints about “South Park” to larger frustrations about U.S. support for Israel and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
They have freedom of speech too, so the question is whether it’s a true threat.
ADDED: I have no end of respect for Stone and Parker. What brilliant artists! What political heroes!
Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)
Islamists Threaten To Kill South Park Characters For Portraying Prophet Mohammed As A Bear
SOUTH Park Beware: Radical Website Revolutionmuslim.com Puts Kenny & Co. in the Crosshairs.
When Kenny gets killed on all those episodes of South Park, it’s all in good fun.
But a radical Islamic website is threatening to do the real thing to show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
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Posted: 20th, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
Refuge From Islam: A Fatwa On Miami Buses
ASKS the anti-Muslim advert on the side of the bus in Miami:
“Is your family or your community threatening you?”
It’s the work of Robert Spencer and Pamela Geller. It’s designed to do one thing: annoy Muslims, right? Geller prefers to look on it as:
Our pro-freedom campaign rolled out today on the following buses all over Miami…
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Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)
Woman Dies When Hijab Scarf Gets Tangled In Go Cart
IN Post Stephens, Australia, a young woman died after her hijab scarf became entwined in the working of a go kart she was driving.
Mariam died at Newcastle’s John Hunter Hospital
Detective Inspector Peter Fox of Port Stephens says:
“[It appears] the scarf was pulled across her throat … from one side of the body to the other side.”
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Posted: 9th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Army Uses Yorkshire Mosques For Target Practice
THE Army has been building mosques in firing ranges in Bellerby, Yorkshire. Those are the mosques, those things that, as our reader Bat E Bird says, “look like cardboard boxes with green humps”.
The Swiss should be alerted and a ban put on the building of green lumps immediately lest the place be ruined by would-be suicide and, er, racist nutters.
Of course, this is a new way ahead – a change on the old policy of looking for mosques and building a shooting rage around them…
Posted: 8th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Bus Driver Stops London Bus To Chant: Pat Sharp Bombs
ON the No.24 to Hampstead Heath, the driver has pulled up to pray on his dayglo safety vest. The Mail reports:
He took off his shoes, knelt down facing Mecca, and began to chant.
We’d been wondering what Pat Sharp had been up to. Passenger Gayle Griffiths complained to Transport for London. Says she:
“I have done the journey a million times before but I was in a hurry to get home to pick my little girl up from school. We had just picked up and let off people at a bus stop and moved off again when the driver stopped the bus very suddenly.
“He got out of his cab, leaving the engine running, and walked towards the middle exit door. He laid out a fluorescent jacket on the floor and I thought that somebody must have been sick and he was covering it up. I didn’t really think much of it. But then he took off his shoes and began praying. I was gobsmacked and quite bewildered.”
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Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
British Suicide Bombers Strike For Better And More Plentiful Virgins
IN Suicide bombers to strike again, Yampster brings chilling news of BOOM and Bust:
SUICIDE bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% next January from 72 to only 54. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organisation of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action.
General secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of jihad. We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this by management is a kick in the teeth.”
Mr Amir accepted the limited availability of virgins but pointed out that the cutbacks were expected to be borne entirely by the workforce and not by management. “Last Christmas Abu Hamza alone was awarded an annual bonus of 25,000 virgins,” complains Amir. “And you can be sure they’ll all be pretty ones too. How can Al – Qaeda afford that for members of the management but not 72 for the people who do the real work?”
Speaking from a shed somewhere in the West Midlands, where he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained,
“We sympathise with our workers’ concerns but Al – Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern day jihad, in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don’t like cutting wages but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”
He defended management bonuses by claiming these were necessary to attract good fanatical clerics. “How am I supposed to attract the best people if I can’t compete with the private sector?” asked Mr.Bin Laden.
Talks broke down this morning after management’s last ditch proposal of a virgin sharing scheme was rejected outright after a failure to agree on orifice allocation quotas. One virgin, who refused to be named, was quoted as saying “I’ll be buggered if I’m agreeing to anything like that…it’s too much to swallow”.
Unless some sort of agreement is reached over the weekend, suicide bombers will put down explosives at midday on Monday. Most branches are supporting the strike. Only the North London branch, which has a different union, is likely to continue working.
However, some members of that branch will only be using explosives from the waist down, in order to express solidarity with their striking brethren.
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Islam4UK Renamed Gary Glitter Appreciation Society
Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (3)
Islam4UK Renamed Gary Glitter Appreciation Society
ANJEM Choudary’s Islam4UK will be banned under counter-terrorism laws, says Home Secretary Alan Johnson. Islam4UK is also known as al-Muhajiroun, al-Ghurabaa and The Saved Sect.
Says Mr Johnson:
“I have today laid an order which will proscribe al-Muhajiroun, Islam4UK, and a number of the other names the organisation goes by.”
Already the group is believed to be re-naming itself to stay a step ahead of the rules Names under consideration are – some names are of old clubs no longer in existence:
Real Islam 4UK
The Gymnastic Society
The SDP
The Surrey Football Club
Dial Square
Gary Glitter Appreciation Society
Spurs
Bourne and Hollingsworth
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Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (6)
‘Hate Mail Cleric’ Anjem Choudary On Big Brother And Being Gordon Brown’s Letter Writing Czar
THOUGH still to get a decent nickname like his predecessors in the role of the UK’s Islamic nutter in chief – “mad mullah” Omar Bakri; “Hooky” Abu Hamza – Anjem Choudary continues to try.
The Sun dubs him the “Hate Mail Cleric”. But it’s a name that lacks pith and snappiness. It’s The Hate Mail Cleric! Presenting The Hate Mail Cleric. Here’s The Hate Mail Cleric. Anyone bother to mount a boo or a hiss in this Islamicist Smack Down? The Sun presses on:
The fanatic is sending letters to the families of fallen heroes urging them to become Muslims “to save yourselves from the hellfire”.
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Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
Irshad Manji On Jews And Muslims Uniting Against Swiss Racism
THE mainstream news media loves litle more than leading with news of Israel and inviting nodding heads from vested interest groups to talk about Israel, Jews, Muslims, Arabs and terrible things and hate.
Extreme Islam realises that in targeting Jews its bigots can bond with the West’s bigot and agree that the Jews are to to blame for pretty much everything. It’s the path to peace. But it’s not the full picture. Most sane people realise that the individual is what matters.
Via Harry, Irshad Manji writes about Switzerland’s bigoted moves against Islam and free will.
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Somali Rebels Ban Ringtones, Like Captain Pugwash
MORE from those Somali gameshow fantatics and breast enthusiasts of al Shabaab – not Muslim:
Sacdiyo Sheeq used to love listening to Bollywood movie songs on her mobile telephone.
But since hardline al Shabaab insurgents seized the southern Somali port of Kismayu, the 25-year-old’s life has changed.
“Al Shabaab wants our ringtones to be only a Muslim cleric reading the Hadith or Koranic verse,” she told Reuters.
“I used to listen to my favorite Indian songs on my cell phone, but now I have just thrown that memory away.”
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Somalia’s Youth Police Whip Women With Firm Breasts
BUDDING Jordan wannabes should conjure with the name Somalia, as news reaches us of Mogadishu’s breast police.
Islamist group al Shabaab – al Qaeda’s “youth” wing – is publicly whipping women for wearing bras which violate Islam by constituting a deception.
Hard men with large impressive guns are prowling the streets for women with a firm bust. The Islamicists say breasts should be firm naturally, or just flat.
Anorak finds this just revolting. Old Mr Anorak has formed a protest committee and is right now on his way to Somalia.
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Posted: 18th, October 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
Amsterdam Mayor Says Ban The Burqa Or Lose Benefits
MORE fashion news now as Amsterdam Mayor Job Cohen says “women who fail to find a job because they wear a burqa should not receive unemployment benefit.”
Cohen is talking to Trouw, the Dutch daily.
Mayor Cohen emphasized that he is opposed to a general ban on the burqa, since it is an expression of religious belief. However, in situations in which contact with other people is necessary, such as at school or in the workplace, he argues that women should choose a less restrictive head covering.
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Posted: 28th, September 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Gay Muslims Want You To Deface The Bible
IT is artistic to deface the Bible. Gay Muslims say it is:
A publicly funded exhibition is encouraging people to deface the Bible in the name of art — and visitors have responded with abuse and obscenity. The show includes a video of a woman ripping pages from the Bible and stuffing them into her bra, knickers and mouth.
And the word tasted good:
The open Bible is a central part of Made in God’s Image, an exhibition at the Gallery of Modern Art (Goma) in Glasgow. By the book is a container of pens and a notice saying: “If you feel you have been excluded from the Bible, please write your way back into it.” … The exhibition has been created by the artists Anthony Schrag and David Malone, in association with organisations representing gay Christians and Muslims.
Because gay Muslims are persecuted by the Church?
A spokesman for the Catholic Church said: “One wonders whether the organisers would have been quite as willing to have the Koran defaced.”
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Posted: 24th, July 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (30)
Hamas Launches Children’s Suicide Bomb TV Show
HAMAS TV puts on a great show, and in this week’s issue we hear from Reem Riyashi’s two young children enthusing about how when mummy blew herself to bits she also murdered four Jews – yeah, it’s four for gore little ‘un – and went to Paradise.
In next week’s show, Hamas will uses sticky back tape to put mum back together again. Run VT. then run:
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Posted: 9th, July 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)
Egyptian Cleric Hazem Abu Ismail Says Pepsi Means ‘Pay Every Penny to Save Israel’
Egyptian Cleric Hazem Abu Ismail Calls to Boycott PEPSI: Name Stands for “Pay Every Penny to Save Israel”…
Following are excerpts from an address by Egyptian cleric Hazem Abu Ismail, which aired on Al-Nas TV on February 16, 2009.
Hazem Abu Ismail: Do you know what the word “Pepsi” means? Pepsi as in P-E-P-S-I. The first P stands for “Pay.” E stands for “Every.” The third letter stands for “Penny.” A penny means any small coin you receive and don’t know what to do with. Pay it to “Saving” I – “Israel.” In other words, pay every small coin you receive in order to save Israel. They don’t want money from you – they want your small change, your pennies. If I’m not mistaken, in American economics, a penny is one-thousandth of the dollar. It’s not even worth a piaster. It’s only a millime. At least I think it’s worth a millime, not even a piaster.
They say: “Donate the small change you don’t need, but give it to the right cause. If you collect small change, you can buy this drink.” They took the first letter of each word – “Pay Every Penny Saving Israel” – and they formed the word “Pepsi.” When you pay [to buy Pepsi], you are saving Israel. I am not talking about Pepsi, but about Coca Cola and all of them. I don’t want to specify the products. See for yourselves. You are Muslims. You can tell me. I don’t know. My little son knows more about the boycott than me. When we go shopping, he says to me: “Buy this, don’t buy that.” He knows them by heart. He has become an expert in this.
The video is here…
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
Female Muslim Teacher Quits Amid Accusations That She Is A Man
AT the Al-Islah Muslim Girl’s School, Audley Range, Blackburn, a school administrator has quit her job after an e-mail campaign claimed she was a man.
The school sent a letter to parents saying they had “irrefutable medical evidence” Shifa Patel “was a female” despite “concerns raised by parents” over her gender.
Ms Patel wears a hijab and full Jhaba (full length robe). The emails circulated among parents contained private photographs of Ms Patel with short hair and wearing a shirt and trousers.
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Posted: 12th, June 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
Joanie de Rijke Was Raped By The Taliban But Respects Their Motives
DUTCH journalist Joanie de Rijke, who went to Afghanistan and all she got was abducted and serially raped for six days. Now she is fed up that anyone should think the Taliban are a bunch of criminally insane thugs:
Well, I would put this into perspective, says the leftist journalist: the Taliban are not monsters.
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Posted: 9th, June 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Islam Copyrights Allah, Sues Catholicism: Video
THE word Allah is the property of Islam and anyone else using it will be sued. Really. In Malaysia:
A Catholic church in Malaysia which prays to Allah has prompted a court case over who can use the word.
Muslim leaders say Islam should be the only faith to use it, saying its use in other faiths could lead to confusion and conversions.
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Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (7)
Man With Anger-Management Issues Decapitates Wife
IN the Ukraine, a man has been arrested for allegedly decapitating his wife after she told him she had much better sex with other men.
The former commando, who was not named, lost control of himself after the couple just had intercourse and his wife said her pervious sex life was much more interesting with other men than with him, Pravda reports.
Because of her straightforward remarks, the furious husband, who had anger-management issues, attacked the woman, stabbing her until she was dead and then cutting off her head with a kitchen knife.
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Posted: 4th, May 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)
Ayman Udas Murdered By Brothers In Pakistan For Being On TV
IN Peshawar, Pakistan, a singer called Ayman Udas in her early thirties, a divorced mother of two and newly re-married was mjurdered by her brothers.
Why?
Because she had been on the telly, namely state-run TV PTV.
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Taliban Makes Sikh’s Pay Protection Money
THE Pakistan’s Daily Times reports that the Taliban operates like the Mafioso:
The Sikh community living in Orakzai Agency on Wednesday conceded to Taliban demand to pay them jizia – tax levied on non-Muslims living under Islamic rule – and paid Rs 20 million to Taliban in return for ‘protection’.
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Husband Of Woman Charged With Child Murder Complains About Police Mugshot
IN Chicago, Nour Hadid faces a first-degree murder charge following the beating death of her two-year-old niece. But her husband Alaeddin says a worse crime has been committe.
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Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
