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Mosques End Segregation Of Men And Women

SO it’s not all them and us:

AUSTRALIA’S most senior Muslim has said he will end segregation of men and women in mosques, in a bold response to Islamic women’s anger at entrenched discrimination.

Assimilation…

Posted: 22nd, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Islam Is The Light, And Poos Like A Real Baby

ARE you thinking it? People in Kansas are thinking it.

Very soon dolls the world over will be thinking it. “Islam is the light,” says the Fisher-Price Little Mommy Cuddle ‘n Coo.

Fisher-Price assures shoppers that the doll is a doll made of plastic and not a Muslim dwarf. Although, they too are among us…

Old Mr Anorak was once 2ft 6inches tall.

Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (10)


Iranian Militants And Danes Try To Be As Funny As The Jews

IRANIANS are chanting “Death to Israel”. Borrringggggg. Can they get a new chant, one that rhymes?

Well, not all of them are chanting, just the Islamist students who are unveiling a new book.

The book “Holocaust,” published by members of Iran’s Islamist Basij militia, features dozens of cartoons and sarcastic commentary. Education Minister Alireza Ali-Ahmadi attended the official launch of the book in Tehran’s Palestine Square.

The Telegraph , which reports on the action, doesn’t say how much the book sells for, nor if it can be ordered online.

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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)


Vex Factor: Hunt For Abu Hamza’s Islmofascist Protégé

GOOD news in the War on Terror: hook-handed, one-eyed, purple preacher eater Abu Hamza might be able to stay in Blighty for another five years.

As Anorak readers know, every since Hamza was jailed and Omar Bakri went to live in Lebanon, the tables have been running Celebrity Vex Factor, the hunt for the new gurning, raving face of British Islmofascism.

But the Muslim community is just not up to it. All we get is understanding, no bombs, no vitriol and no lunacy.

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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


More MILF Fighters At Large

MORE MILF news:

Groups of rogue MILF fighters are wandering around the south, looking for food, and fighting back when they encounter police or troops. These MILF are trying to portray themselves as defenders of Islam, but are being caught in lies.

As reader Jack McJiggins writes: “Their image problem could be solved by having a blow-up Sarah Palin doll as their leader.”

In the last ten days, the army has seized several MILF camps, putting over a thousand of their inhabitants on the run.

Mooooooose….

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Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comments (6)