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Bossy Women Don’t Get Sex, Despite Their Constant Demands

ALL the women who independent – throw your hands up at me. All the honeys who makin’ money – throw your hands up at me. All the mommas who profit dollas – throw your hands up at me. All the ladies who truly feel me – throw your hands up at me.

All the women, who truly bossy… uuh… you’ll have to give it a rest because you won’t be getting any sex. Okay?

Now, you may well think that this is the talk of some guy who is withholding sex in one last desperate power grab… and you may be correct. However, this is something that is widespread across the WHOLE WORLD!

According to a study (and therefore, it is gospel, natch) by scientists at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, women who take charge at home and make most of the household decisions seem to lose out on sex, sometimes waiting 100 times longer for some nookie.

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Posted: 23rd, September 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment


Michelle Heaton’s Recipe For Happiness

ORANGEY-Brown Big Brother star emeritus Michelle Heaton (positively Bovey coloured – Ed) wants to tell Closer readers how happy she is with her body. Michelle is happy, happy, happy!

How happy is Michelle Heaton with her body. Very! Says Michelle ‘Happy Meal’ Heaton:

“I was so unhappy. I’d go home every night and stuff my face with pizza.”

Pizza is synonymous with misery. Anorak recalls a trip to the Kilburn outlet of Pizza Hut many years years ago and oveheard the exhange:

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Posted: 14th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment