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Ian Tomlinson Is Related To Jade Goody

IAN Tomlinson is now the subject of heated debate. He did not die in vain – his death is, very possibly, earning jobbing hacks more money than he earned in a lifetime as they fill space with opinions on how an innocent man was beaten up byu the polcie and then dropped dead not long after.

A smiling Amanda Platell sees it her job to tell Mail readers:

There is no way that I can defend the masked police officer caught on video striking a man on the back of his legs with a steel baton and then shoving him so hard that he fell to the ground. The man subsequently died of a heart attack.

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Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (17)


Jade Goody’s Easter Egg Hunt

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Michael Parkinson… It’s time for journalists to have a heated debate about a, er, journalist.

WITH Goody Friday over, it’s now time to celebrate Goody Saturday with Fiona Philips, who tells Mirror readers:

“If Jade Goody is paltry and wretched, Michael Parkinson is privileged and over-paid.”

She died for his sins of greed, having Billy Connolly on speed dial and being boring.

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Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)


How Jade Goody Beat The Taliban

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, as Our Jade beats the Taliban!

To Sky News:

“Breaking news, the Taliban have just claimed responsibility for the US immigration centre attack, but we’ll be returning to our top story, Jade Goody’s funeral, in a second.”

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Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Jade Goody To Open Restaurant

WHAT will Jack Tweed do now Jade Goody has gone? There’s the golf. The football. The fairground – can you become a professional fairground rider? And there’s prison.

But the Daily Mirror has another idea:

“Jack Tweed wants to open a restaurant in honour of Jade Goody.”

Grieving Jack Tweed wants to open a high-class restaurant and name it in Jade Goody’s honour.

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Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)


Jade Goody’s Jack Tweed Plays A Round

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, as Jack Tweed plays golf…

Jack Tweed is “greiving Jack” in the tabloids. Death is tabloid entertainment, and readers are invited to wallow in Jack’s grief.

To date we have seen GJ at the fairground, in a pub, kicking a football and now playing a game of golf.

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Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Jade Goody Statue To Be Made Of Wax

JADE Goody is a “Dummy” says the Daily Star.

Jade is to be immortalised as a waxwork at London’s Madame Tussauds. After the Jade Candle, we bring your Jade life-size candle, to keep the flame alive – forever.

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Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Harry Potter Actor Arrested For Drugs

HARRY Potter actor Jamie Waylett, aka Hogwarts pupil Vincent Crabbe, has been arrested after police allegedly found cannabis worth £2,000 in his bedroom.

Waylett caught the eye of London’s Celebrity Police Service suspicion when he was driving about the city in a “car”.

To his home in Camden North London, and failing to spot Amy Winehouse or even Peter Doherty, the CPS make do with nicking Waylett and confiscating, as is alleged, ten mature cannabis plants valued at around £2,000.

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Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


Jade Goody To Appear In Big Brother 10

IT’S not been hard enough covering Jade Goody‘s post-reality career. But now the Star has news to thrill even the most jaded Goody watcher – Jade is to make a return to Big Brother.

TV medium Derek Acorah will not be channelling Jade. Oh no. Jade will be there in person. The Daily Star says so.

Daily Star: “Jade’s back in BB”

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Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Jade Goody Eats Out

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with grave robbers, Jade TV and awards…

The Mirror: “My lunch at Jade’s Grave”

Jade’s grave doubles as a picnic table. (Max Call me – I’ve ideas.) Jackiey Budden told onlookers [the snappers]: “I’m just having lunch with Jade” as she spent an hour reading the Bible and eating crisps and Scotch eggs.

The official Jade Goody Scotch Egg, made in Scotchland.

Jackiey, 51, had walked a mile from Jade’s former home to the churchyard that overlooks rolling countryside in Upshire, Essex.

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Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Farrah Fawcett Salutes Jade Goody

BEEP! BEEP! Anorak’s CCN (Celebrity Cancer News) alerts us to Farah Fawcett’s anal cancer. Like JADE Goody

Daily Mirror: “Like Jade Goody, Farrah decided to share her private battle by making a documentary, A Wing and a Prayer. It is likely to be her last appearance on camera.”

Examiner: “Unlike the late Jade Goody, a woman who chose to live the end of her life on a public stage, Fawcett has dealt with her illness pretty much out of the limelight.”

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Posted: 7th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (8)


Jade Goody’s Grave Robbers

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with grave robbers, Jade TV and awards…

Daily Star: “GRAVE ROBBERS TARGET JADE”

It’s what she would have wanted, right?

Ten Famous Shoplifters, With Jade Goody And Steven Gerrard

JADE Goody’s final resting place is being lined up as a target by robbers, her family believe.

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Posted: 7th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9)


Jade Goody Was Assassinated

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Maureen Lipman.

Russell Brand says Jade Goody was killed by the media. Mohamed Al Fayed has yet to seize on the Jade-Di theory and blame Pricne Philip for her death, but Maureen Lipman has an idea:

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Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


How To Get To Jade Goody’s Shrine

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with

Daily Star: “Jade’s secret shrine”

Old Mr Anorak would like readers to know that the shrine will not be dismantled after a suitable period of mourning – say, ten years – but in the Shrine Facility, alongside shrines to Our Maddy, Baby P, Princess Diana, Nike Baldwin, Cecil Rhodes and many more…

The Sun: “We don’t want her grave to be shrine”

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Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Bobby And Freddy’s Last Words To Jade Goody

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jack’s words, specials and the boys speak…

Front Pages:

Daily Express: “Farewell Jade”

Ten page special!

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Posted: 5th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6)


Jade Goody Funeral Fashion Show

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with funeral fashions, souvenir issues and sniffs…

Daily Mail:  Liz Jones is having an “I was there” moment…

Liz Joens is, of course, minder to The New Jade Goody.

“Jade’s funeral was a mecca of bling and chavdom… but also of hope and strength”

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Posted: 5th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Jade Goody Funeral Pictures

JADE Goody funeral pictures -and flowers…

Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


Jade Goody Is Madonna Is Nietzsche

JADE Goody, Madonna and Nietzsche – the Financial Times finds a way to work celebrity news into its pages – again. Remember: “My last hope for a celebrity-free read”…

The 20th century saw, as he had predicted, the migration of values from the higher – the spiritual – to the lower – the material, accompanied by an orgy of violence unmatched in recorded history, as well as a weakening of the taboos surrounding sex. The justification, if justification were needed, was that material values were more real, less hypocritical. I don’t know if Madonna reads Nietzsche, but her “Material Girl” (“You know that we are living in a material world/ And I am a material girl”) was a perfect embodiment of this shift, as, in a starker way, was the short life and death of Jade Goody.

Jade is… well, whatever you want her to be (for a price)…

Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Jade Goody’s Last Take Away

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Kirsty Gallagher’s breasts, thighs and tum…

Daily Mirror: “Kirsty Gallacher: My boobs aren’t as pert and my bum isn’t as firm but I’m finally happy with my body”

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Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


Jade Goody’s Minging Funeral Flowers

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s funeral, Jade’s flowers and Jade’s mum…

The Sun: “Crowd’s farewell to Jade”

WREATHS spelling out Jade Goody’s best-known sayings — including “Minging” and “East Angula” — will accompany the reality TV star on her final journey today.

Floral arrangements will also include the word “kebab” — from one of her infamous Big Brother moments — and a Marmite jar after she compared herself to the spread, saying: “You either love me or hate me.”

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Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (13)


Muslim Mum Banned From Teachers’ Night For Wearing Veil

TO parents evening at Our Lady and St John Catholic Art College, in Blackburn, Lancs, where an old girl, and mother-of-one, is sporting a full veil which covers every part of the body except the eyes..

The headmistress sends the mother home, citing health and safety and security infringements. She says visitors’ faces should be visible at all times. Right now a million schoolgirls are unrolling the hems of their skirts and plotting to get off school.

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Kerry Katona Vanishes

THE Sun reports that Kerry Katona has been in a “’lost day’ mystery”.

TROUBLED Kerry Katona sparked fresh fears for her health — by mysteriously vanishing for a day.

The Sun looked in the Daily Star, on MTV, poured over CCTV footage of the Tesco car park in Warrington, down the back of the sofa – and even checked in the squirrel section at Iceland – but Kerry was not in any of her usual haunts.

She left her home and four kids, turned off her mobile and failed to turn up for a photo-shoot and interview.

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


The Media Gave Jade Goody Cancer

JADE Goody remains dead – so say the headlines. And Max Clifford begins to make sense of who Jade was:

“I have dealt with people from the Beatles to Muhammad Ali, but I have never known such intensity from the media as this.”

Had only The Beatles called Max then John Lennon could have scored the Harpic contract and been the face of Walrus Conservation. Ali, well, is he still champion of the world?

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (4)


Jade Goody’s Funeral Route And Facts

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career. Jade is still dead but with her funeral to run and books to sell, she remains busy…

Daily Star: “JADE’S FUNERAL IS A FAKE”

She’s not dead? Was Jade the greatest method actor of her generation?

Jade Goody’s final resting place is being kept secret to keep ghoulish fans away. Her grieving family are trying to fool freaks and sickos by dropping false hints about possible burial plots. A source revealed last night: “Jade’s loved ones are desperate for her to be buried with dignity and to rest fully in peace. They want to be able to bury Jade in private and to keep the location a secret. Sadly, they know there are ghouls and freaks out there who might turn up at the grave site looking for souvenirs.”

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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (20)


Watch Jade Goody Burn

JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with offical books, offical candles and offical albums

The Sun: “Charity candles for Jade funeral”

SPECIAL funeral candles with a picture of Jade have been made for Saturday’s service.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Lauren Pope The New Jade Goody?

WITH Jade Goody between endorsements, the Sun spots Jack Tweed in Thorpe Park with friends, including one Lauren Pope.

Here’s a picture of Pope at work.

Can she be the new Jade?

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)