Posts Tagged ‘Jade Goody’
C Me Dance: The Jade Goody Film
WHAT follows is a trailer for C Me Dance, a film that with some tweaks could be reused as the Jade Goody Story.
Spotter: Holy Taco
Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Jade Goody’s Final Words
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s last words, Jade’s very last words, Jade’s Butlins plug and Thorpe Park…
The Sun: “Jade’s Last Words”
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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9)
Jade Goody’s Greatest Creation
ANYONE remember when it was easy to like Shilpa Shetty? Yes, it was when she was being abused on Big Brother.
Everyone likes a victim, and Shilpa was it. But now Shilpa is accused of being the predator – it alleged that she wrecked her furture husband’s first marriage.
Here’s Shilpa showing Hello! readers around she and Raj Kundra’s British mansion. Through the double doors leading into a grand hall with two reception rooms on the left and steps down to an indoor heated swimming pool.
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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jack’s Funeral Poem To Jade Goody Exclusive
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s secret baby, Jade’s flower and Jack’s Ode To Jade…
Daily Star: “JADE’S SECRET BABY AGONY”
“She cradled our tot in her arms” Jack reveals all
There’s Jade and there’s Jack and there’s a baby in her arms….
GRIEVEING Jack Tweed told last night how Jade Goody sealed their love before she died by cradling their “imaginary baby”. He told OK! magazine: “Jade cradled our imaginary baby before she died.”
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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Celebrities Shun Jade Goody
EARLY reports were that Michael Jackson would be attending Jade’s Goody funeral.
Old Mr Anorak keeps a picture of Jackson above his desk – the one of Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor at David Gest’s marriage to Liza Minneli that suggests all three are melting over a giant candle. OMA says the picture reminds him of his fourth wife during her three-day weekender at Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s clinic.
But now a veil hangs over the image. News reaches us that Jackson will not be at the big Jade party.
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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Michael Jackson Plays Jade Goody’s Funeral
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Michaele Jackson, without Jordan and Jack’s new pad…
Daily Star: “JACKO: I’LL BE AT JADE’S FUNERAL”
Michael Jackson is set to lead a host of mourners at Jade Goody’s funeral after promising her husband Jack Tweed he will be there. Thriller singer Michael, 50, is set to make lifelong Jacko fan Jade’s dreams come true by attending the service.
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Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Jade Goody’s Last Coffin
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s coffin, Henry VIII and Australia…
The People: “Jade Goody coffin picture plot – Warped ghouls have been trying to get pictures of Jade Goody’s BODY in her coffin so they can sell them.”
Dis-gus-ting. (If you do have them, send them to us and we will publish them, tastefully.)
The monstrous plot echoes the evil attempts to make cash from pictures of Princess Diana dying in a car crash in Paris 12 years ago.
Echo… Like in a tunnel?
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Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Jade Goody And Shipla Shetty In EastEnders Special
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with EastEnders, Shilpa Shetty and…
The People: “SHILPA SHETTY TO JOIN EASTENDERS”
Bollywood beauty Shilpa Shetty is being lined up to join the cast of EastEnders. Jade Goody’s pal is in talks with BBC chiefs about a major role in the soap.
I-‘ate-you-Peggy-Pork-Pie!
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Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Ten Famous Shoplifters, With Jade Goody And Steven Gerrard
IN honour of John Terry’s dear old Predigree Chum getting pinched for shoplifting, allegedly, Anorak brings you the Top Ten Celebrity Shoplifters Ever:
“I grabbed a few pens and paper from Woolworths and made a dash for the door but the security guard grabbed me.” Go on. “I thought it was all over. I thought the club would drop me. And I was convinced the school would expel me.” And where would Steven be today without GCSEs?
Posted: 28th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
EastEnders At Jade Goody’s Funeral
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with EastEnders, beauty tips and Russell Brand says…
The Sun: “Jade’s grieving boys spared pain of funeral”
Funeral directors FA Albin of Bermondsey, South London, issued a statement saying the music had been chosen by the Big Brother star, who was 27. It read: “Jade’s coffin will be carried by the company’s vintage Rolls hearse followed by a cortege of four Daimler limousines and her favourite car, a Bentley.”
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Posted: 28th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (43)
Jade Goody Backs Earth Hour
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Shilpa Shetty,
Daily Star: “Jade’s Jack in kiss ‘n’ tell shock”
How long until Jack Tweed is Jack Tweed and no longer Jade’s Jack? And kiss ‘n’ tell – surely bury ‘n’ tell..?
Daily Mirror: “JORDAN: PAL JADE WAS SO INSPIRING”
Says Jordan:
“Her bravery was so inspiring. I was really sad to discover she’d passed away. I think there should be a Jade legacy set up and I’d be honoured to be involved and continue the work she did raising awareness of cervical cancer.”
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Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Jade Goody’s Last Tattoo
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jack’s tattoo…
The Sun brings news that Jade Goody is to have a tattoo. No, not a Royal Tattoo – not yet.
Jack Tweed is to fulfil wife Jade Goody’s dying wish — by getting a tattoo reading: “Call Me And I Will Answer.”
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Posted: 26th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
Jade Goody’s Jack Writes A Book
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jack’s book,
Daily Star: “Jade’s Jack sells his story – Intimate details fetch thousands”
TRAGIC Jade’s grieving husband Jack Tweed has been offered a fortune to write a tell-all book about his life with her. It would even be fast-tracked so that publishers can get it on the shelves as soon as possible.
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Posted: 26th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Jade’s Goody’s Marriage Saved Her £1million Tax Bill
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career. Jade outfoxes the tax man…
When Jade Goody married Jack Tweed she saved her sons a £1million tax bill. She can’t cheat death, but the taxman can be beaten…
As PA says:
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Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Money | Comments (4)
Jade Goody Won’t Di
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jack’s grief,
Daily Mirror: “I cannot bear to be alone – Jack’s Grief for Jade”
Is Kerry Katona single yet? Danielle Lloyd?
“Jack ‘will go to pieces’ if left alone” – Jade Goody’s husband Jack Tweed can’t bear to spend any time alone and is desperately trying to fill every waking moment with friends and family, pals said yesterday.
A source close to the 21-year-old added that as soon as they leave, he “goes to pieces”.
When he’s alone the newly widowed man goes to pieces. How do they know that, then?
Asked how he was coping, he simply shook his head.
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Posted: 25th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (10)
Jade Goody Film Title Revealed
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s death, featuring those Jade Goody film and book deals…
Danny Hayward, a Trustee of Jade Goody’s legacy, says Jade’s life will be made into a film:
“Her story lends itself to a biographical film. She’s captured the mood of the nation. We’re talking about it, and we welcome approaches.”
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Posted: 24th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6)
Jade Goody’s Two Minute Silence
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career… The colomnists break their silence to speak about Our Jade:
Daily Mirror: “Fame-filled minutes are so pointless now”
Says Sue Carroll (Jade’s favourite columnist):
Nothing buys you more friends than five minutes on telly and it would be naive to suggest this isn’t seductive to impressionable kids who crave popularity and the prospect of riches beyond their wildest dreams.
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Posted: 24th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (20)
Jade Goody’s New Reality TV Show
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career…
Daily Star: “Jade’s Final Journey”
Follwing: Jade’s last interview, Jade’s last wedding, Jade’s last dress, Jade’s last fight, Jade’s last slice of toast, Jade’s last Christening, Jade’s last party, Jade’s Last Rites; Jade’s last view, Jade’s last breath, Jade’s last Mother’s Day; Jade’s last wish and Jade’s last cat, we have Jade’s last journey…
And:
Two new Jade reality TV shows
Remembrance statue in London
Local people are calling for money to be raised for a statue of Jade, who died aged 27, to be erected in Bermondsey – possibly in Albins’ memorial garden. A source close to the family said: “It’s something that Jade’s family would definitely support.”
“Plus amazing Di-Style Floral Shrine”
It’s “JADE’S ROYAL FUNERAL”
REALITY TV undertakers handling Jade Goody’s funeral are promising to give her a send-off fit for royalty.
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Posted: 24th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9)
The New Jade Goody
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Liz Jones.
In the Daily Mail, Liz Jones is talking about… well, is that you Jade?
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Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jade Goody’s Was Shameless
JADE Goody – The Guardian:
Her shamelessness never became her more than in the manner of her dying.
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s death…
Spotter: Tim Worstall
Sylvia Plath’s Son Is Dead
THE Times leads with news that “Sylvia Plath’s son commits suicide”.
Jade Goody is dead. Natasha Richardson is dead. And David Prowse is looking in pretty good shape. Anorak’s CCN (Celebrity Cancer News) alert hasn‘t beeped for a full three hours. What to do..?
The Times scurries though the news wires, pass the war in Iraq, pass the war in Afghanistan, pass the research on how to tell your “brain sex” and comes up trumps:
The son of the poets Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath has taken his own life, 46 years after his mother gassed herself while he slept. Nicholas Hughes hanged himself at his home in Alaska after battling against depression for some time, his sister Frieda said yesterday.
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Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)
Jade Goody’s Funeral Broadcast Live On TV
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s death – Goody’s funeral will be screened on live television, her family have confirmed..
MAX Clifford says Jade’s funeral will be a “Jade Goody Production”.
Mr Clifford says:
“Jade wanted a celebration of her life. It will be very much a Jade Goody Production with Jade doing her own thing her own way.”
The events will be broadcast onto big screen by the church. But why stop there? How many would tune in were this on satellite telly, a funeral wrapped around ads for Jade’s Official “Snow Urn”, the Goodie Gracious Me range of curry sauces and Jade’s post-life show – After Jade – with TV psychic Derek Acorah?
Max Clifford:
“It will be a celebration, but of course there will be a lot of tears.”
And lots of sponsorship opportunities..?
Jade Goody’s EastEnders Funeral
Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)
Jade Goody And George Galloway’s War On Terror
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s death, with George Galloway…
Glasgow Daily Record: “I Won’t Be Silenced By Canadian Tories”
It’s George Galloway.
BEING called a “street corner Cromwell” might in Galway or Cork be quite an insult.
But even Jade might have known that Oliver Cromwell is principally remembered as the champion of parliamentary supremacy and the hammer of autocracy and arbitrary power.
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Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Jade Goody Book Of Condolences
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s death
Daily Express: “My beautiful Jade is at peace”
The Sun: “At Peace on Mother’s Day”
“Her two beloved boys lost their mum”
“Her mum lost her beautiful daughter”
A grandfather loses a granddaughter; a cousin loses a cousin; a postman loses a …
Read about how beautiful the Sun thought Jade was here.
The Sun: “Mummy’s in heaven now”
After days of wondering how Jade would tell her sons she was dying (see front-page news), the Sun finally realises they might be able to read and speaks directly to them.
JADE’S two little boys woke up on Mother’s Day excitedly expecting to give her cards they had made — only to be gently told she had gone to Heaven.
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Posted: 23rd, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (51)
Jade Goody The ‘Pig’ Is Dead
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer with Jade’s obituary…
The Sun: “She thought Rio De Janeiro was a person and ‘East Angular’ was a place in Africa”
JADE’S childlike innocence and hilarious blunders charmed the nation when she first shot to fame on Big Brother 3… Her fellow housemates, and a growing TV audience, mocked her for her ignorance
And the press… What did they say, specifically The Sun?
The Sun called her a hippo, then a baboon, before launching its campaign to “vote out the pig”.
The caring Sun…
TODAY Bizarre speaks its mind and urges readers to vote JADE out of the Big Brother house. The pig with the biggest mouth on TV has finally been nominated for eviction – and now YOU have the power to roast her.
Jade has few redeeming qualities and her housemates have at last become aware of her bitchiness and backbiting.
About time too…
She doesn’t deserve to win the £70,000 prize and you can help stop her getting her trotters on it…
I urge you to exercise your democratic right and vote the pig out.
The Sun: “Mum was a lesbian, Dad was a drug addict burglar who hid guns under her cot”
Or you can smile, as she always tried to do, remembering that the world was not quite ready for the brash, boisterous, guileless young woman who burst on to our TV screens seven years ago… and heaven is almost certainly not ready either.
Anorak recalls Graham Norton building his entire post-Big Brother show around the “porcine” Goody.
The first time she was mentioned in the press, in May 2002, Jade Goody was described as a “pretty dental nurse, 20, from London”. But 24 hours later, as she began her gobby, ignorant trajectory in the Big Brother house, The People went on the attack under the headline: “Why we must lob the gob”. Before long it was open season. The Sunday Mirror rejected porcine comparisons on the ground that it was “insulting – to pigs”.
Inside the “BB” house, Jade Goody found herself in bed with her male housemate, PJ, who ran away, shrieking.
After getting a blow job. And, no. he wasn’t running. He was in bed.
Her drunken striptease in a drinking game rigged by the male contestants (“Me kebab is showing!”) forced even Channel 4 to blank the screen.
An “I was there” moment of telly viewing. Jade Goody was entertaining. She was on the telly.
“Here she is: fat-rolled, Michelin girl Jade in all her preposterous lack of glory,” thundered the Daily Mirror the next day. “Naked as the day Dr Frankenstein made her.” Jade’s then boyfriend chipped in: “She’s a sex-crazed, lying, two-timing drunken tart, and I hope I never see her again.”
And her dad, who died:
There was also plenty of clapping and cheering for Jade in Bedford jail, where her father Andrew Goody is serving four years for robbery and theft.
He tells the Star of his heartbreak at ”the cruel jibes and abuse” he suffered when the other inmates were glued to Jade’s antics.
”When she was with PJ, every cell door in the jail was banging in time and I wanted to hide and lash out,” he recalls with a shudder. ”It was twice the noise they made when England scored in the World Cup.
Jade Goody A Reader Apology: Exclusive To All Newspapers
Jade Goody is dead. A woman died today. A woman of just 27 years of age with two children died today. And that is tragic. And for all the grandstanding, she might yet save a life…
RIP.
Posted: 22nd, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (87)
