Posts Tagged ‘Jade Goody’
Jade Goody: A Healer, Sienna Miller, Gail Trimble And A Dumb Legacy
JADE Goody: A Healer, Sienna Miller, Gail Trimble And A Dumb Legacy.
The Sun (front page): “JADE SAYS GOODBYE”
“Jade Goody sheds a tear yesterday as she weakly waves goodbye to pals for what could be the last time.”
Jade is looking into the snapper’s lens. We are now all Jade’s pals.
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Posted: 24th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Jade Goody Celebrity Cancer: Wedding Bans, Jack’s Shoes And Rolling Eyes
JADE Goody: Wedding bans, Jack Tweed’s shoe-in and a miracle…
Daily Express (front page): “Jade Marries – It was the happiest and saddest day of my life”
Pages 8 and 9: “Jade the bravest of brides”
Daily Star (front page): “JADE’S WEDDING EXCLSUIVE – MOMENT MY DREAM CAME TRUE”
“Jade Goody laughed away the pain” as she married Jack.
“Let’s pray for a miracle,” says Jade.
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Posted: 23rd, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (17)
Jade Goody: Jack Straw’s Poll, Max Clifford And A No Class Love Story
JADE Goody Live Celebrity Cancer Watch: Jack Straw, Max Clifford and No Class
Daily Mirror (front page): “JADE’S ANGELS”
Jade Goody will have nurses close by as she marries tomorrow – to ensure she gets through the ceremony.
That is an “exclusive”. Who knew? Very ill woman gets care. Read all about it!
Medic crash team on standby for big day
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Posted: 21st, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Gordon Brown Says Jade Goody Can Consummate Marriage With Jack
THE Ministry of Justice has ruled that Jade Goody’s fiance Jack Tweed must have his curfew conditions relaxed to allow him to spend his wedding night with her.
Big Brother is watching. Big Brother says Jade must be treated well. Big Brother is suckling at the celebrity nipple.
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Posted: 20th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Jade Goody: The Columnists Do Private School, Marrry In Haste And Princess Diana
THE columnists takes a look at Jade Goody and get chatting:
Paul Routledge (Daily Mirror): Bride beats all prejudice
Married couples are in a minority in Britain for the first time since records began in 1862. Only one in every 50 single women now gets hitched each year.
So why is terminally-ill Jade Goody planning a big white wedding? I’m not in a position to know, but I imagine she wants to show her commitment to fiance Jack Tweed.
Marrying him, even on her deathbed, is a sign of devotion. It means a lot to her.
How much does it mean to her. Well, there’s the dress, the £700,000 OK! magsazine exclusive. The canapes…
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Posted: 20th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Jade Goody: Shilpa Shetty Prays And The Two-Minute Silence
JADE Goody Live Celebrity Cancer Watch: Worzel Gummidge, Shilpa Shetty Prays And A Two-Minute Silence
DAILY MIRROR (front page): “SAD JADE ALONE ON WEDDING NIGHT”
Jade Goody is a living Worzel Gummidge, the scarecrow of tea-time telly who could change his moods as she changed his head. Look, there’s vile Jade; there’s brave Jade and today here’s sad Jade.
But why is sad Jade alone?
“Police curfew on groom Jack”
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Posted: 20th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Jade Goody Celebrity Cancer Live: Gordon Brown, Girls Aloud And The Grim Reaper
Jade Goody Live Celebrity Cancer Watch: Gordon Brown Cares, Girls Aloud Weep And Cancer Scares.
BBC: “Tweed speaks out over sick Goody”
The BBC would never broadcast a live celebrity death would it? No, of course not. Never…
Jade Goody’s fiance Jack Tweed has revealed how he is feeling ahead of his wedding to the reality TV star, who has terminal cancer.
During a series of documentaries for Living, Tweed said: “It’s weird, but it’s like a film, I’m happy, but then I’m sad, obviously.”
Like a film, and he’s got a speaking role. Who’s writing the script?
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Posted: 19th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (12)
Jade Goody: Che Jade, Her Little Princes And Wed And Buried
JADE Goody’s Celebrity Cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the Mourn Porn of Jade’s Goody’s celebrity cancer.
Daily Express (front page): “Jade’s boys cheers their brave mum”
Jade Goody’s sons are off to see mum in hospital. Yes two boys to an assisted blonde mum. How long before the lads are called the “little princes”?
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Posted: 18th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (30)
Jade Goody’s Multimedia Live Obituary and Marriage
MORE news on “Brave” Jade Goody, who can be seen on the Sun’s cover shopping for a wedding dress.
“I WILL WED JADE,” cheers the Star’s front page headline.
There’s no hanging about for Jade, and by the time we’ve reached the Mirror’s front page, she’s already been married.
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Posted: 16th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (80)
Jade Goody: Bag A Goody, Sue Carroll’s Tabloid Bingo And Australian Fires
JADE GOODY’S Celebrity Cancer: Tablid Bingo, Big Brother-Little Brother and a row
DAILY MIRROR: “Time to be thankful for what we’ve got”
We’ve got Jade? What else we got, Sue Carroll? Eyes down for today’s edition of Tabloid Bingo! (How many news stories can Sue pack into one column about our Jade?)
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Posted: 10th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Jade Goody’s Celebrity Cancer: The Reality Show Hissy Fit
JADE GOODY’S Celebrity Cancer: The head, the bravery and the columnists…
DAILY MIRROR: “Jade Goody exclusive: Cancer-stricken star trying to heal rift between boyfriend and mum”
Jade Goody was forced to act as peacemaker only hours after life-saving surgery when her mum and her boyfriend got into a bust-up.
Row! Roll cameras.
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Posted: 9th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Jade Goody’s Celebrity Cancer: Live Updates
JADE GOODY’S Celebrity Cancer: The boys, the bravery and the tears…
MIRROR (front page): “I CAN’T TELL MY BOYS,” says Jade Goody.
Maybe there’s just no telling Jade’s boys, who as well as being impossible to instruct are also unable to read front-page news headlines and acres of news about brave Jade?
Here are Jade’s boys now, off to buy some sweets and comics from the newsagents. Hey look, kids, there’s mum on the cover of the paper.
Boys: “What does it say Mr, Anglo-Asian Newsagent, sir?”
Newsagent (wipes tear): “JADE GOODY IS FANTASTIC!
Boys: “Yaaaaaaaay”
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Posted: 8th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (38)
Jade Goody’s Celebrity Cancer: Casualty Special And Hate Mail
JADE Goody Cancer watch: Jade has a tumour removed.
“JADE’S LIFE SAVING OP” is the Mirror’s front-page news.
A nation’s heart has gone out to Jade Goody during her cancer battle, but few people can truly understand her ordeal as well as Rebekah Gibbs.
Who she?
The former Casualty star was diagnosed with breast cancer in April last year – just 10 weeks after the birth of her daughter Gigi.
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Posted: 7th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (23)
Jade Goody’s Cancer Embodies The White Working Class
JADE Goody has “only weeks to live” advertises the Star’s front page.
“Doc gives Jade miracle drug,” says the Sun on its front page.
“My last chance,” says Jade on the Mirror’s front page. “She’ll fight on for sake of the boys.”
Here’s hoping that cancer can be shouted down or glassed in the face or if, say, Jade’s love Jack Tweed steps in, smashed about the person with a golf club. Fight!
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Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (57)
Jade Goody’s International Celebrity Cancer
JADE Goody has rarely been more popular, now that she’s ill.
“Jade: My cancer has spread,” announces the Sun on its front page.
Cynics might point out that its spread from being a private matter between Jade and Indian telly viewers to the tabloids’ front page.
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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (30)
Jade Goody, The Hoody And A Blow For Golf Equality
TOP news on the Mirror and Sun’s covers is that a convicted thug has been released early. And if that’s not enough, he’s been getting off with Jade Goody, The Hoody.
“My Jack is back,” announces the Mirror. This is “Jade’s Joy.” Inside and its “SMACKER JACK” as Jade lands one on her man. No not a punch to the throat, but a kiss on the lips.
In a gesture of support, Jack Tweed is wearing a hoody as he leaves HMP Wayland in Norfolk, having served time for attacking a teenager with a golf club.
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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Entertained By Jade Goody’s Cancer And Celebrity Leprosy
JADE Goody – “The moment sick star watched her hair fall out.”
This is the Sun’s front-page news
THE devastating moment Jade Goody realised her cancer treatment was making her hair fall out in clumps is to be screened on TV.
First we had the live caner diagnosis. Now we have the disease in action.
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Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Jade Goody’s Cancer Countdown
JADE Goody has a “40% CHANCE OF SURVIVING.” So says Jade Goody, who has been given the freedom of the Mirror’s front page to declare:
“Read the shocking story of my cancer battle.”
Jade is thereon pictured pulling the kind of face many readers save for the footage of grandma dancing on You’ve Been Framed – a mix of revulsion, horror and pity.
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Posted: 12th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Lily Allen Watch: Cat Deeley’s Chin, Jade Goody’s Dress And Cheryl Cole’s Guts
LILY Allen Watch: Cat Deeley’s chin, Jade Goody’s dress and Cheryl Cole’s guts
Cat Deeley says people can tell when she’s angry. Says she:
“When I get angry I have this thing where my chin comes out”- Daily Star
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Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jade Goody’s Cancer Car
CANCER Diagnoses makes good telly. And the wet face of the inflicted is Jade Goody’s.
Let’s be clear that this is not Jade’s fault but that of cynical media that can turn any private event into public theatre.
Cancer is now a celebrity issue. And Jade, as a jobbing celeb, sees it as her job to do cancer interviews, cancer tears, cancer book, more cancer tears and now bring news of her cancer car.
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Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
David Irving On Big Brother
HOW do you follow George Galloway on Big Brother? How do you follow Jade Goody? How do you follow Emily Parr? Well, as Ha’aretz reports:
“The production company Endemol, producer of the “Celebrity Big Brother” TV reality show, asked Holocaust-denier David Irving to be a contestant on the show, the London-based Jewish Chronicle reported Thursday.
But it was nothing serious, nto really…
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Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)
Jade Goody Wishes Osama Bin Laden Well
THOSE planning fro the death of Jade Goody should know that she is planning her funeral.
Nothing should explain her as much as her passing and, as the Sun notes, Jade wants:
“I want people to cry over me!”
Over in the Mirror, and Jayde says:
“There are people out there who think I deserve to be sick and to die, but I’d never wish this on anyone, not even Bin Laden, not that he has a womb.”
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (12)
Rod Liddle Subs Giles Coren
ROD Liddle and Giles Coren are two hacks who became the story: Liddle: affair. Coren: smug, over-exposed daddy’s boy. Liddle:
By and large our intellectuals live their lives entirely free of even the briefest consideration in the national press, which is far too busy with nonintellectuals such as Amy Winehouse, Jade Goody and Giles Coren.
And here they are illuminating a story about intellectuals. File under: celebrity journalism…
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Posted: 5th, October 2008 | In: Broadsheets | Comment (1)
Jade Goody’s Epithet Of The Day
JADE Goody epithet of the day:
“BATTLING Jade Goody looks deep in thought yesterday as she prepares for another cancer fight” – Sun
More on Battling Jade to follow…
Posted: 29th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment (1)
Jade Goody Wants Daily Mirror Readers To Tell The Kids
“HOW DO I TELL THE KIDS?” asks Jade Goody on the Mirror’s foremost news page.
Jade speaks not only of all the world’s children, but specifically of her own. Jade wants to know how to tell her children she has cancer. And the Mirror wants its readers to help.
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Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (8)
