Posts Tagged ‘Jade Goody’
Gordon Brown Should Have Married Jade Goody
ALONGSIDE news that Gordon Brown used his address to Labour Party conference to talk about himself and say that we was not a celebrity, and talk about “the real me” some more, is a picture of Jade Goody.
One cannot help but feel that had Brown employed Jayyde as his warm-up act rather than his functional wife Sarah, he might have received a fillip in the polls.
Might Jade Goody do for beige Brown what Sarah Palin has done for grey John McCain in the US: distract voters from looking at him?
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Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (10)
Brave Jade Goody Is Sobbing
“I’M IN pain but I won’t tell my boys,” says Jade Goody in the news of the World.
Better, perhaps, Jade’s little pork balls read it themselves, or learn it from one of their classmates whose mum or dad reads the NOTW.
As ever celebrity cancer-victim Jade Goody has an epithet. Having been, “Crack” Jade Goody, “BRAVE Jade Goody,” and “WEEPING Jade Goody”, she now appears as “SOBBING Jade Goody”.
Jade has enjoyed a type of fame for some years now but still the papers resist calling her “TROUBLED Jade Goody”. How she has tried to attain the ultimate qualifier, but it stubbornly remains the preserve of for A-listed like Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse.
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Posted: 21st, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (3)
Jade Goody’s Bicycle Tour And Bombshell News
JADE Goody ‘the Hoody’ appears on the Sun’s front page to tell readers about her “NEW HOPE”.
Jade says that since her hysterectomy she thinks doctors are wicked and wants to team up with Dr Grame Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor and cycle round the country promoting Goody news and Goody tidings.
Before that, though, “BRAVE” Jade Goody is pictured crying while the paper’s Colin Robertson tells readers that “one of the biggest upsets in her cancer battle is facing up to the fact that she will never have a daughter.”
No little Jade. For shame!
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (8)
