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Jade Goody’s Ghost In Haunting Big Brother: Pictures

JADE Goody’s ghost “haunts” Big Brother. So says the Daily Star on its front page.

Jade Goody seems to haunt the Star, too. Deprived of its front-page stable, the Star pressed the panic button (f9) and led with daily news of Katie Price’s life.

There are schools of thought that argue that had Goody lived, Price would be still married to Peter Andre and the couple would be living under a rock in Australia waiting to be discovered by a researcher for 100 Greatest Televised Dry Humps. But Eton and Harrow debating societies are not of the real world. In the real world, Jade Goody is dead and haunting Big Brother.

The story goes like this:

BIG BROTHER is being haunted by Jade Goody and her ghost is to blame for a series of eerie mishaps in the BB house…

CREEP! The curry powder has gone missing…

SPOOK! There is a stain in the shape of Norwich on the sofa…

WAIL! No-one is watching the show!!!

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Posted: 23rd, July 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (6)