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Miyuki Hatoyama, Japan’s First Lady, Visits Tom Cruise’s Uranus

miyuki-hatoyamaCONGRATULATIONS to Yukio Hatoyama for being declared leader of Japan and all the Japans. And pointy baths off to his wife, Miyuki, who is now able to better grandstand on her alien abduction.

Before we go on, know that Miyuki Hatoyama is on bowing terms with Tom Cruise, whom she knew in a past life when he was temporarily incarnated as a Japanese. She’s seen the film right, and Tom’s heel lifts.

Miyuki who has – shock of shocks – lived in California (she “eats the sun for breaskfast“) has written Welcome to the Hatoyama Restaurant, Welcome to the Hatoyama Home, Miyuki Hatoyama’s Spiritual Food and Miyuki Hatoyama’s Have a Nice Time.

But it is her text Most Bizarre Things I’ve Encountered that reaches out to the worlds.

“While my body was sleeping, I think my spirit flew on a triangular-shaped UFO to Venus. It was an extremely beautiful place and was very green.”

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Posted: 3rd, September 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment