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Tamara Ecclestone flashes her bum at that swanky sun-kissed wedding

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OK! has an update on the wedding of pneumatic bum cream modelTamara Ecclestone — daughter of F1 supremo and 1960s action figure Bernie. As previously recorded, Tamara has decamped from her £45 million Kensington house with walk-in birkin museum and crystal bath to marry a Jay Rutland on the French Riviera.

Details of the £12 million do are emerging.

At the rented out Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat, Bernie coughed up for Mariah Carey, Elton John, Mark Ronson and Lionel Richie to provide atmosphere.

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Posted: 21st, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Kim Kardashian is so low that even Jason Statham feels like he can slag her off

SINCE Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries died like a mayfly, everyone has had it in for her. In fairness, everyone has always thought she was a vapid nincompoop, but not, fellow celebrities feel safe enough to sling handfuls of faeces her way.

Mad Men’s Jon Hamm and Daniel Craig have both called her names, and now, remarkably, professional cockerney hardman Jason Statham is the latest to have a pop at the celebutante.

Jason Statham has labelled her nothing more than a ‘brand,’ reports the Mail. When asked if he thought of himself as a brand, he told Details magazine: “F*** no. Why should I?” Confronted with the idea that “people see a guaranteed $30million a film as a brand in need of management,” he replied “F***’ ’em. Kim Kardashian’s a brand.”

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Posted: 21st, March 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham Open Fish And Chip Shop: The Pickled Egg And Battered Sausage

VINNIE Jones and Jason Statham are to open fish and chip shop in LA. Ho-ho. No, readers. They’ve not been invited to cut the ribbon on a chippie. They are opening their own eatery.

This begs two questions:

Would you buy food from a man who warms his hands on Paul Gascouigne’s testicles and bites noses?

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Posted: 5th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


The Expendables Premiere Pictures Are Lundgren, Statham And A Melting Stallone

DOLPH Lundgren, Jason Statham and a mannequin dressed to look like Sylvester Stallone trod the damp read carpet for the UK premiere of The Expendables at the Odeon, Leicester Square, London. Then Leslie Phillips stuck his finger up his nostril – his own.

The film is about a bevy of mercenaries trying depose a ruthless dictator somewhere in South America. Things unravel and – yadda yadda yadda – bombs – yadda – death – yadda – chests and massive veins…

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Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham (left to right) arriving for the UK premiere of The Expendables at the Odeon, Leicester Square, London.

For reasons not entirely clear, befor the premiere Lundgren and Statham took their Stallone of Wax to meets troops from the Princess of Wales Royal Regiment, at the Wellington Barracks in London. All got to hold massive guns and meet actual soldiers.

Stallone looked like he was made of chocolate and would melt in the white heat to battle. Good job he’s an actor…

Posted: 9th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment