Posts Tagged ‘Javine Hylton’
Pimp Premiere In Pictures: Danny Dyer’s Shallow Grave
TO the premiere of Pimp in Soho, where Dyer-bolical genital torcher Danny Dyer is trying to bury the British film industry in a grave so shallow it makes the average adolescent boy’s daydreams look like Stephen Hawking’s morning porridge. We looked out for actual pimps arriving to spot the likes of Unibond Division 1 liggers Bex Shiner, Sophie Reade, Bianca Gascoigne, Imogen Thomas, Alicia Douvall and Javine Hylton. And then tried to work out who would hire the talent..?
Posted: 20th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Javine Hylton Summons The Celebrity Police Force
JAVINE HYLTON has been arrested by the Celebrity Police Force, reports the Sun.
Javine was arrested after, allegedly, “leaving a foul-mouthed voicemail for her ex-manager”.
Readers may believe that obscene phone calls are Javine’s new work, her singing career having hit the skids since the halcyon days of failing to get a place in Girls Aloud and flashing a nipple (hers) on Eurovision.
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Posted: 25th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4)
