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Jedward And Vanilla Ice Perform At National TV Awards: Pictures

FOR those of unable to comprehend the limited scope of British telly, there was the National Television Awards last night, an AGM for mediocrity starring Jedward and Vanilla Ice. The stars are extras in the big telly production, unsure whether to be celebrities and do as expected or to remind the viewers and their peers that they are actors pretending to be the person who won the National vote. Yep, National – slap that word in to give the do a new layer of faux up-its-own-arse credibility. Had Katie Price won she’d have dithered between eating a gonad in her professional I’m A Celebrity life and, er, well, eating a gonad in her private life. But you get the idea…

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John and Edward Grimes (aka Jedward) with Vanilla Ice (center), at the National Television Awards 2010, at the 02 Arena, London.

Posted: 21st, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment