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Woman Arrested For Failing To Return A J-Lo VHS Video She Rented In 2005


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IN 2005, then 18-year-old Kayla Finley rented the film Monster In Law on VHS from Dalton Video. (The film stars Jennifer Lopez, who was the top star before Kim Kardashian’s arse overtook).

Last week, Kayla went to her local police station in Pickens, South Carolina, to tell the cops  about a harassment and stalking matter.

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Posted: 19th, February 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez lives her life as if walking in a perfume advert

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JENNIFER Lopez, aka Jenny who owns the block, is the subject of a  W Magazine article in which she returns to her roots in New York’s Bronx:

She turned away from the house and went to her dressing-room trailer, where she would be transformed into the star she had dreamed of becoming. An hour later, she was swathed in a mink coat and high black patent-leather stilettos, her hair styled in a shoulder-length wave. Lopez walked the street as if it were a runway. She asked an assistant to hold up a full-length mirror so she could watch—and direct—her performance for the camera. Eventually, she posed in front of the house that made her. Two children, who live there now, ran into the yard behind her. Lopez turned and smiled. I was you, she seemed to be saying. And now I’m me.

Jenny, who already has a 21-strong fragrance range –  one smells of “the way a woman feels when she discovers herself“; another of “a special glow that women get when they’re pregnant and falling in love with their babies” – appears to be living her as if existing in a perfume commercial. This one will be called Bronx Cheer – top notes of wet Dalmatian puppy over essence of new money and Orbit mint gum…


Posted: 10th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

In photos: the stars’ hilarious punk outfits at the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum

TO the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum – New York. The theme was Punk: Chaos to Couture. Whoah! Punk, you say. All bullet-hard leather jackets, super-glue hair and snot. The A-list artistes would do counterculture and DIY fashion. Would any be brave enough for a Nazi helmet? Well, no. This is what punk looks like when you hire a stylist to dress you as one. It’s like watching a Hampshire golf club putting on a performance of Derek Jarman’s Jubilee:


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Madonna attends the 'Punk': Chaos to Couture' Costume Institute Benefit Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum in New York.

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Posted: 11th, May 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

J-Lo’s boyfriend Casper ‘accidentally’ went into ‘exotic massage parlour’

WE’VE all been there haven’t we? Accidentally finding ourselves in an exotic massage parlour… then an adult bookshop… then in a lingerie store. It happens all the time. And so, we find ourselves pitying poor Jennifer Lopez because that’s what her boyfriend has done.

Yep, her 25-year-old beau, Casper Smart isn’t living up to his name by bringing the rumour mill to J-Lo’s doorstep. AGAIN. Casper paid a visit to a so-called “exotic massage parlour” and a gay porn shop and now, Lopez is thinking about being single.

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Posted: 6th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Single Jennifer Lopez Drives A Roomy Fiat: Test Drives Backseat With Dogger (Photos)

JENNIFER Lopez performed at the 39th Annual American Music Awards, and reminded everyone that she is no longer being bounced off by ex-husband Marc Anthony by shoving her massive backside into the crotch of a passing male dogger called Pitbull. She then told us that the new Fiat Virginia that downsized divorcee mums are driving is roomy enough to J-Lo and her backside.


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Jennifer Lopez, left, and Pitbull perform at the 39th Annual American Music Awards on Sunday, Nov. 20, 2011 in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

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Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

J Lo And Marc Anthony Split Over Infidelity, Jealousy And More!

WHILE a failed marriage must be very upsetting and distressing for those involved, its a whole heap of fun for those watching from the sidelines. Divorces don’t even have to be celebrity-based for us to hoot and howl at them, but it is all the sweeter when it does have famous people crying in it.

And of course, the big celebdivorce is Jennifer Lopez (still refusing to let everyone see her getting spanked in that sex video, the big spoilsport) and Marc Anthony.

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Posted: 20th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

J Lo And Ex To Star In Awkward Reality TV Show Together

THE whole world was rocked to its firey foundation when Jennifer Lopez and someone called Marc Anthony (aka Booty & The Beast) decided to call time on their relationship!

‘You seemed so happy together!’, ‘You were the most perfect couple in the history of humanity!’, ‘Why didn’t you let us see that sex tape where you got your lovely bum spanked Jennifer?!’ cried humans into the ether, hoping that their words would float on the winds and into the sculpted ears of J Lo and that guy she was seeing.

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Posted: 18th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez And Whatshisface To Divorce: Private Photos

JENNIFER Lopez and non-smiling Marc Anthony are to divorce. They pop out to Oyez Straker and pump out the formula statement:

“We have decided to end our marriage. “his was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.

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Posted: 15th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez Sings In A Fallopian Tube At Capital FM’s Summertime Ball: Photos

THE Capital FM’s Summertime Ball was staged in a rainy Wembley Stadium, London. Still Nicole Scherzinger did her best to humidify the air with a legs akimbo show; much like Jessie J, who will do for the shabby white sock what Clark Gable did for the vest. Enrique Iglesias got off with fan on stage. JLS sang down the phone. The Wanted channelled the drippiness. Lisa Snowdon gave us a George Clooney-eye view. And Jennifer Lopez sang in a fallopian tube.

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Posted: 12th, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez Introduces Her Gucci Kids Then Drives Off Without Them (Video)

JENNIFER Lopez and Marc Anthony want to show you their children in a Gucci project in conjunction with UNICEF.

Can Max & Emme save the children – and mum’s career?

The family is on the beach filming a campaign for Gucci.

As our pal Rumor Rat notices, at the photo-shoot, the happy couple leave in their sports car, sans twins.

Mummmm! Daaaaaaaaaad!! We’ll always have the video, right?

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Posted: 25th, October 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez And Ryan Seacrest Spat Out A Dead American Idol

DAMN, Fox is desperate to improve the declining interest in American Idol, writes our man in LA.

Somebody (the American Idol publicist, perhaps?) “leaked” to In Touch Weekly that Ryan Seacrest and Jennifer Lopez are already at each other’s throats… and the new season of the show hasn’t even started yet.

“Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer (to Idol producers),” says an ‘insider.’ “But now he’s starting to regret it.”

The fact is we’re heading into the most boring season of American Idol ever. What else can you expect with Randy Jackson moving into Simon Cowell’s old seat, and Steven Tyler looking like he’s been loaded with liter after liter of embalming fluid?

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Posted: 1st, October 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The World Music Awards in Pictures: Paris Hilton’s Chest, Jennifer Lopez Arts, Peter Andre’s Man and More…

TO the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo, the foremost meaningless awards do in the world music awards calendar. This is where loaded gentry Barron Nicholas Hilton meets Paris Hilton, sister Nicky and mum and dad Hilton on a blueish carpet. (Why Barron – why not King? Barron ask mum and dad why they puts a glass ceiling on your life.) And get a load of Paris leaning backwards to make her chest lean forwards. Her sister is a prop, literally.  The Hiltons are doing Europe. But this isn’t Europe. This is Monaco, a prototype Las Vegas without the buffet, but with better surgery and Lotus eaters.

Paris Hilton Boob Watch

We’ve got all the pictures of the talent, including Jennifer Lopez’s Legend Award for Outstanding Contribution to the Arts. Not, Arse, arts. Jenny Who Owns The Block is a mum of two but someone forgot to tell her tailor.


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Barron Nicholas Hilton (far right), Paris Hilton (second left), Nicky Hilton (centre), Kathy Hilton (second right) and Rick Hilton (far left) arriving for the 2010 World Music Awards at the Sporting Club, Monte Carlo.

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Posted: 19th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (12) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Monaco Grand Prix: Bernie Ecclestone, Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Create The Picture Of The Year

THE best picture of the Monaco Grand Prix is not of Mark Weber, the race winner, stood in a huge Jacuzzi with a champer’s cork in his mouth. The best picture is not of ‘The Brand” Lewis Hamilton in a tight top. The best picture is not of the Sugababes inhaling petrol fumes. The best picture is of President and CEO of Formula One Bernie Ecclestone with R’n’B star Pharrell Williams, singer Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony in the paddock. In one shot Bernie, who often looks like an action figure, seemingly trying an impression of Norman Wisdom sidling up to his paramour. J-Lo’s head will turn and fail to spot Bernie, who will be left puckering up to thin air.


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President and CEO of Formula One Bernie Ecclestone with singer Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony (left to right) in the paddock during the Monaco Grand Prix at the Circuit de Monaco, Monte Carlo.

Of course, Mr Ecclestone is happily married and very much in love with his wife. Our reverie is the product of only our mind and based on no facts whatsoever. (That do, ed?)

Posted: 16th, May 2010 | In: Sports | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

In Pictures: Jennifer Lopez’s Back Up Plan Premier, Kerry Katona And Other Stuffed Turkeys

WEDNESDAY meant The Back-Up Plan premier at The Vue, Leicester Square, London. The co-stars Alex O’Loughlin and Jennifer Lopez have set the movie world abuzz with their romance. It’s not so much a “Have they?” as a “Would they even if there was no-one else alive on Earth?” Lopez has been in more turkeys than a Bernard Mathews’ chestnuts. And this is another one. But the celebs were choice. You can tell a lot about the calibre of a film by the sort of liggers it attracts. So here come: Kerry Katona, Stacey Solomon, Sophia Hyatt, Hofit Golan, Jenni Falconer, Tamara Ecclestone (and what colour is she today – we’d say ‘Defcom 4), Kathryn Prescott and – a roll on the turkey drummers – Bianca Gascoigne…


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Alex O'Loughlin and Jennifer Lopez arriving for the gala premiere of The Back-Up Plan at The Vue, Leicester Square, London.

Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez Was Fat And Funny In Us Weekly

JENNIFER Lopez wants to show you her post-babies body. She want to tell you how she didn’t care she was flabby. So little did she care that she kept right on not caring until her belly was tighter than a priest’s cover story. She tells Us Weekly:

“I remember my flabby belly hanging out right after I gave birth. I kind of laughed and said to Marc, ‘Look, baby! Isn’t this crazy?’ I just didn’t care.”

Fat and funny. It just feels right. Later:

“I look back at pictures from that time, and I’m like ‘Oh, god, I was fat. I was still heavy eight months out!'”

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Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez Goes Viral With No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

READY for the Jennifer Lopez shocker? Back in the late 70s when two two golden-throated divas – Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer – ducked into a recording studio to duet a song called No More Tears (Enough is Enough), there was no such thing as a digital do-over.

Fast forward 31 years.

It’s become an age of high tech voice recording, where anybody can be made to sound good. Even, for example, Jennifer Lopez.

Well, apparently La Lopez pissed off the wrong audio engineer during a recording session for her most recent album, ’cause he’s posted part of it on YouTube, without benefit of the digital bells & whistles that have enhanced her voice in the past.

The sound is posted on YouTube udner the title: “Jennifer Lopez MAJOR FAIL – Engineer Releases Scratch Meant for TRASH!” Only, well, it isn’t that bad – the feeling here is that this is a big of viral PR to help relaunch Lopez’s song. Spite travels well on the web, so the thing has already been watched hudnreds of thousands of times.

Here it is. The problem is that it’s not bad enough to be memorable. Lopez is neither sweary nor funny enough. Some bad language:

– Spotter and reporter RR

Posted: 5th, April 2010 | In: Music | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

In Photos: Jennifer Lopez Stars In The Back Up Plan

JENNIFER Lopez did something odd at the Grey Goose RAAD pre-Oscars bash at Soho House in Los Angeles last night – she failed to tell anyone what make of dress she was wearing because she forgot to ask her stylist who designed it. While the designer fires their PR, we get to see Jennifer in The Back-up Plan, in which a woman conceives twins through artificial insemination, only to meet the man of her dreams on the very same day. In real life, J-Lo had twins and married Marc Anthony…


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From left, Jennifer Lopez as Zoe and Alex O'Loughlin as Stan in CBS Films' "The Back-up Plan."

Posted: 5th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony At The Super Bowl Creche: Pictures

8329773BRAD Pitt cops a feel of Angelina Jolie at the Super Bowl – Touch Up! – and the fun does not end there. Waiting for the adverts to come on and break up the American Soccer Cup, we also spotted Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony and children Emme and Max. And is that a nanny? It’s great to see wives and tiny children sat in the best seats at the big sports show – and we are certain that fans of the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints unable to get tickets will be happy they fell into such deserving hands:


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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony with their children Emme and Max are seen at the Super Bowl XLIV game at Sun Life Stadium in Miami, USA

Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Russian Singer Natalie Bounces On Jennifer Lopez Bum Implants

EARLIER this week Jennifer Lopez fell on his big bum at the AMM music awards and bounced back up again. Russian singer Natlie was inspired and copied J-Lo.

Of course, Jennifer Lopez did not fall. Oh no. As she told us and Pete Doherty:

“Did I? Did I? Did I trip a little bit? I don’t even remember,” Lopez said with a chuckle. “Yeah, I meant to do that. You should know me better than that. That was part of the choreography… The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it’s how you recover when you fall.”

Here’s Natalie’s tribute act – with balloons:

Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Pete Doherty’s Heart Failure Competes With Jennifer Lopez Fallen Bum Compete For The Best Excuse Of The Year

7696806IN NME, Pete Doherty tells readers that he was on a life support machine in Swindon’s Great Western Hospital when his heart stopped a few weeks back. And Jennifer Lopez explains how she came for fall on her backside at the American Music Awards.

What happened, Peter Doherty? He explains:

“If I hadn’t been on a life support machine I’d have been in Ireland. But my heart stopped. It was a really strange turn of events.”

Yeah. Far out.

“Obviously, the doctors’ immediate thought was that it was to do with drugs but it wasn’t – it was some kind of poisoning.”

Bad drugs?

“What happened? Well, I don’t know, I don’t remember. At the time I thought I was a taxi driver offering to take everyone to Elephant And Castle.”

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Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

This Isn’t It: Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theorists Hijack Film Premier, In Pictures

japan-jackson1MICHAEL Jackson’s film, This Is It, hits the movie screens.

In 16 cities around the world, the film of outtakes, retakes and on-the-takes plays on.

You can read what Liz Taylor thinks of it here, and what Peter Andre thinks of it here. America has Liz Taylor. The UK has Peter Andre, and he had to be imported.

Not everywhere is the film a big deal. But our snappers were in LA and London. And this is what they saw (there’s a film in this). Look out for:

London: Randy Jackson, Tito Jackson and Marlon Jackson (which si which), George Sampson, Abby Clancy, Harry Connick Junior (you’ve seen this, right?), a Chipmunk and two looka-likes.

LA: Ian Ziering’s teeth, Will Smith’s knits, Jennifer Lopez (allegdly), Paula Abdul’s New Age dress and Paris Hilton.

Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Angelina Jolie Goes Back To Namibia

IN this week’s Hello! we learn that Coleen Rooney hosts a party in which her unborn baby was the “star party guest”, Angelina Jolie makes a return to Namibia, Andrea Corr is married – exclusively! – and Jason Durr gets his twins…

To Coleen’s Rooney’s Cheshire party.

imagespeace_20baby_smallIt turns out that Coleen didn’t order the tattooist but went for the sonographer, who brought along a 4D scanning machine to the party.

“You can see the baby’s features and movement,” says a source.


JASON Durr is an actor on Heartbeat.

He’s also father to twins: Felix Montgomery and Velvet Josephine. Should they ever make it big in the world of showbizniz, Felix is a shoo-in for the cat food gig and Velvet can get the pantyliner contract.

They will also share a terrific anecdote, nay, an “extraordinary, emotional journey that proceeded their arrival”. You see: “The twins were conceived with the help of a Los Angeles-based egg donor…

In the current climate of Julia Roberts’ twins, Jennifer Lopez’s twins, Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins, Ricky Martin’s twins and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins. Showbiz IVF twins are about as extraordinary as the news that Jordan sleeps on her back.

7729677ON the front page of Hello! is news of “exclusive photos” of the wedding of Andrea Corr to A. Billionaire.

The photos are indeed stunning because there is not shot of the actual wedding, just shots of the wedding party entering a church in Ireland.

Hello! no longer has scoops – it just has a few pictures. And to prove it, the magazine once more dredges up its pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Namibia for the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name be forever held in the highest organ).

Is it too early to talk of the death of Hello?

Posted: 25th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez’s Heart Breaks For Her Missing Children

jennifer-lopez1THIS week in Hello! – Jennifer Lopez’s heart breaks, Donna Karen’s home therapy suite, Alexandra Richards models and Kirsty Gallagher vomits…

Jennifer Lopez At 40

How does it feel?
Jennifer Lopez: “I have to say I feel awesome”

And the twins?

JL: “They’re amazing!… I put Max to bed and said, ‘I love you baby, I’ll see you in the morning.’ I swear he said, very quickly, ‘I love you.’ So I rushed into the nanny and said, ‘Oh, my gosh, did you hear that? He said I love you!’ She agreed, she had heard it too.”

Yeah, he probably tells it to the nanny every time she changes his nappy, plays with him, feeds him, washes him…

JL: “It breaks my heart if I’m away from them even for a short time.”

So don’t go.

JL: “Staying at home with the kids, watching everything they do is awesome. I loved every minute of it.”

As Jen says, having twins is “double the work”. Right nannies?

At Home With Donna Karan

According to Donna Karan: ‘The Hamptons truly is my family…” But Donna has not take after her kin’s clapperboard exterior and dry beaches, opting for an altogether deeper beige and moisturiser.

We join Donna as she sits in a white smock with a painted wax effigy of her self leaning on her arm.

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Posted: 12th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The Most Bizarre And Worst Celebrity Dolls Ever Made

BARBIE is 50 this year and Anorak brings you the 50 Things You Never Knew About Barbie. But Barbie is not the only celebrity doll. There have been others. And Anorak brings you the strangest, least-deserving, most bizarre and downright odd celebrity dolls ever – enjoy:

Karl Lagerfeld, Angelina Jolie, Ann Coulter, Bill Clinton, Bindi Irwin, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Caylee Anthony, Charles Dickens, Diane Ross, Donald Trump, Drew Carey, Albert Einstein, Elton John,George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Lopez (NSFW), Jerry Springer, Jesus, John Travolta, Kelly Osbourne, Laura Bush, Lemme,Lindsay Lohan, Nirvana, The One, OJ, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton,Princess Diana, Rosie O’Donnell (Barbie!), Sarah Palin (schoolgirl), Nicolas Sarkozy voodoo, Seth Godin, Snoop Dogg, Suzanne Somers (with thighs!), Sonny, Steve Irwin, Timberlake and Jackson, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling, Vanilla Ice, Victoria Silvstedt, William Shakepeare action figure, Winston Churchill.

Karl Lagerfeld’s Credit Crunch Survival Tips.

Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jennifer Lopez To Divorce In Song

THE Gatecrasher site says that onalentine Day’s, Jennifer Lopez will join Marc Antony on stage at Madison Square Garden, NY, and sing a farewell duet together and announce their divorce.

A divorce duet?

A friend of JLo’s says:

Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet.

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Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0