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Sandra Bullock And Jessa James Divorce Nightmare: Pictures

THE National Enquirer had the scoop that Sandra Bullock was giving Jesse James one more chance and that the divorce was off. Or as TMZ reports a few days later, the divorce has been finalised.

Sandra divorced the Vanilla Gorilla on April 23rd

Such are the facts… And, yep, no long, drawn out messy divorce. It’s a tabloid nightmare.

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Sandra Bullock Gives Jesse James ‘2nd Chance’: Pictures

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(L-R) Mery Streep and Sandra Bullock onstage at The 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium on January 15, 2010 Hollywood, California.

Posted: 29th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Hitler Does Jesse James Downfall Parody: The Sandra Bullock And Michelle McGee Interview

MORE on Jesse James, the self-styled Vanilla Gorilla and estranged Mr Sandra Bullock, who wants to tell us that the picture of him with the Nazi salute was a joke. Hitler is soon going to come out of retirement to do a parody of Jesse James’ Downfall.

Says James:

“I could tell by the look on my face it was a joke that was funny then, probably for a minute, but then looking at it in the context of now and in my life, it’s not funny… There’s not a racist bone in my body.”

Jesse James Sniffles And Weeps For Sandra Bullock And The Telly: Video

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Posted: 25th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Jesse James Sniffles And Weeps For Sandra Bullock And The Telly: Video

JESSE James, aka Mr Sandra Bullock, the Vanilla Gorilla, the one who bumped swastikas with Michelle McGee, is playing the celebrity game by going on the telly to talk about it all. Unless it’s on the telly, it’s not real.

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The clip begins with Vicki Mabrey saying:

“They call you the most hated man in America.”

Who “they” are is not known, but we can’t rule out Chicago Nazis and Barack Obama’s children. Says James:

“I think it’s most hated man in the world.”

The Swiss hate James. He cheated on Miss Congeniality, man. That guy is scum.

Michelle McGee (NSFW)

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Posted: 21st, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Sandra Bullock’s Black, Jewish Baby Brilliant Public Relations Blind Side

SANDRA Bullock was in film called the Blind side. Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James, allegedly, bumped Swastikas with walking bomshelter Michelle McGee and others. So, she does what a top Hollywood star does: she pulls a masterstroke called Louis Baredo Bullock.

Our man in LA sums up:

Michelle McGee (NSFW)

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Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Sandra Bullock Adopts Black Domestic Orphan Louis Bardo Bullock: Pictures

SANDRA Bullock is the proud mum of Louis Baredo Bullock. She’s adopted a baby. This is how you show your husband Jesse James and his tattooed lover Michelle McGee that you have moved on. This is how you keep a secret. And Jesse James new. He can keep a secret. He’s the daddy. He’s the daddy of a black baby.

So much for those Nazi accusations. Although Bullock is happy to soak them:

“The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married.

Michelle McGee (NSFW)

Louis Baredo Bullock is from New Orleans. Yes, she’s adopted a domestic orphan.

People says Louis Bardo Bullock is 3½-months-old. Says Sandra:

“It’s like he’s always been a part of our lives.”

And she’s divorcing Jesse James:

“Yes, I have filed for divorce. I’m sad and I am scared.”

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(L-R) Mery Streep and Sandra Bullock onstage at The 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium on January 15, 2010 Hollywood, California.

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Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


In Pictures: Melissa Smith Apologises To Sandra Bullock, Privately

JESSE James’ alleged lover, Melissa Smith (aka Mel Smith) – wants to tell Sandra Bullock how sorry she is. So, she uses the power of the open letter. Well, not so much open as faxed to Bullock’s agent and leaked to the gossip blogs.

She ends the letter with:

“Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person.”

The full letter is after the gallery of James’ alleged women, as copied by Asa Hawks:

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Fortis Films
[deleted]
[deleted]
Fax: [deleted]

ATTN: Sandra Bullock

Dear Sandra,

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Posted: 26th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Elin Nordegren Shuns Revenge Shag In Favour Of Divorce: Pictures

TIGER Woods wife Elin Nordegren has yet to embark on a revenge shag tour, taking in, perhaps, Jesse James, Ashley Cole, John Terry, Charlie Sheen and – well, what the hey – Josyln James. (Kim Hiott is inncoent.)  Instead the news is that Elin is looking to divorce the Tiger. No word what Earl Woods thinks of it.

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The Sun says Elin was upset by that creepy Nike ad in which Tiger tried to hypnotise you into believing his dad shagged all the girls, allegedly. And that if you wear a Nike hat with a tick on it all is forgiven and your wife will toe the corporate line and maybe appear in her own ad channeling Mother Theresa of Calcutta in an adidas sweatband.

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Elin Nordegren, girlfriend of American golfer, Tiger Woods watches him play at the 2002 American Express Championship, Mount Juliet Golf Course, Co Kilkenny, Republic of Ireland. *Woods won the American Express Championship with a final total of 25-under-par, one shot clear of South African Retief Goosen in second on 24-under.

Spotter: Celebitchy

Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (6)


Michelle Bombeshell McGee Says Sorry To Bullock Her Co-Star Victim

MICHELLE “Bombshell” McGee gives it the sister act on Australian TV, showing the viewers Jesse James’ text messages to her and saying that she is sorry for Sandra Bullock’s pain.

The Bayeux Bombshelter is on Australia’s Today Tonight – why? – to tell her Australian fanbase that James let her down. She and Sandra are kindred spirits. They will become firm pals and star in a film together. Bullock will be the star and McGee the extra who writes the players’ lines on her face.

Michelle McGee is the future of prompting…

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Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


Jesse James: Meet ‘Mistress’ Merilee Gerth In ‘Otay’ Pictures and Emails

JESSE James and mistress number five (alleged) Merilee Gerth in pictures. Yeah, Merilee, as it Merilee, Merilee, Merilee, Merilee… Merilee down the stream (and if you see a tattoed woman don’t forget to scream)…. And Gerth? This must be her porn name, right?

Like you we too were disappointed that hours of watching boring golf at the Masters failed to yield a half-naked strumpet channelling the voice of Earl Woods as she gave birth to a little tiger in the sand trap. Tiger Woods tried and tried and tried but golf remains a sport for man who prefer the innuendo of sex – poles, holes and balls – to live action green romps.

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Happily, another woman has come forward in the Jesse James – Sandra Bullock – Michelle McGee sex story.

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Posted: 12th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


That Jesse James Love Child And Michelle McGee’s Slap-On Burka: Pictures

THE Enquirer has news that Jesse James “may” have fathered a love child by one of his mistresses. Or may not have. The story goes that James preferred to deliver his Vanilla Gorilla au natural and not shrink wrapped in insulation. Odd indeed that the man who has spent so long covering his arms – and partied with Michelle McGee, a woman who covered her face in Kendo Nagasacki’s slap-on burka – should have failed to cover his arse and pecker.

Story continues after gallery:

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The Enquirer’s story – “Sandra hubby love child shocker” – is based on news that Melisa Smith – the “sexy blonde stripper” who looks just like the actor Mel Smith in a wind tunnel – has been spotted buying a pregnancy test kit in LA.

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Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comment (1)


That Sandra Bullock Sex Tape, Pervs, Photos And Jesse James’ Dirty Dozen

YOU know that Sandra Bullock – Jesse James Nazi sex tape that Ian Halperin says exists? Well, Sandra Bullock, tells People:

“There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one.”

But if ther were, what with this being Bullock, it’d win awards.

Michelle McGee (NSFW)

But, still, it’s open season on Bullock. And while we await analysis of what the Bullock kiss with Meryl Streep now means, Michael Wolff tells Vanity Fair readers:

Sandra Bullock, who’s made hundreds of millions of dollars off the illusion of niceness and hamishness and old-fashioned nothing-special decentness, is so far out there that even the most gullible will surely never trust the media again. We’ve all been played for suckers by the pervs, that’s the lesson.

And it’s a lesson you can watch over and over and over as you fantacise about the woman once called “Hollywood’s least scandalous newlywed” by, er, Vanity Fair.

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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Michelle McGee And Jesse James: The Bayeux Bomshelter’s Strip Club Special Pictures

JESSE James’s alleged walking tapestry, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, aka the Bayeux Bomshelter, is keepin’ it classy in San Diego.

She’s back at work at Pure Platinum strip club, where last night she was doling out $100 lap dances to patrons who wanted her to caress their deep pockets with her Wet Paint. Well, the website is still in the making as McGee was caught out by the story she, er, told to the tabloids.

In Pictures: Drunks Behaving Like Michelle McGee

Radar had a camera in the club for “Bombshell’s” Friday night return to work.

Apparently all the publicity about her affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is paying off. (Spotter: RR.)

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Posted: 4th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Sandra Bullock In Bum Flashing Shocker: Video And Pictures

SANDRA Bullock (pictures NSFW) is now the subject of a media feeding frenzy.

(The media’s even gunning for Bullock because she’s part German and he’s a comedy Nazi.)

Jesse James is in rehab. Michelle McGee (NSFW), the Bayeux Bombshelter (your face here), is on webcam.

And Bullock is being jabbed in the eyes with flashing fishhooks.

Look out for the paparazzi crack in video 2.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


In Pictures: Jesse James And Woman No. 6: Skittles Valentine

JESSE James, Sandra Bullock’s talented estranged husband, currently being monstered as a Nazi in the press is alleged to have been one Vanilla Gorrilla in a simian foursome with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, a latex glove, Eric McDougall and get ready – Skittles Valentine.

After Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee, Mel Smith, Brigitte Daguerra and more, meet Skittles Valentine.

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Gone Hollywood gives this rubbing of ink the headline:

Jesse James Had Unprotected Sex with a Man

Jesse James is a gay Nazi? The story get no less fantastic when we meet Eric McDougall, head inscriber at Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, and his receptionist and walking appointment diary Skittles Valentine.

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Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


In Pictures: Jesse James Lives Michelle McGee’s American Dream

JESSE James is an American success story, the former nightclub bouncer / biker, rising to the ranks of Hollywood royalty when he married Sandra Bullock. He also runs a great bike business and magazine. And he’s very likeable. (Thanks to our pal Iowahawk for that background.) But he’s met with Michelle McGee, allegedly, who is climbing her own way to the top.

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US Weekly, says the Bayeux Bombshelter McGee’s new website (NSFW) had nothing to do with her shag ‘n’ tell:

“To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption,” the statement snipes.

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Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


In Pictures: ‘Anti-Semitic’ ‘Neo-Nazi’ Jesse James Proves Sandra Bullock Is German

JESSE James, Sandra Bullock and Michelle McGee: Jesse James is an American success story, the former nightclub bouncer / biker, rising to the ranks of Hollywood royalty when he married half-German Sandra Bullock.

He also runs a great bike business and magazine and is one of the best metal workers / fabricators in the business. And he’s very likeable. (Thanks to our pal Iowahawk for that background.)

But he’s met with Michelle McGee, allegedly, who is climbing her own way to the top.

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US Weekly, says the Bayeux Bombshelter McGee’s new website (NSFW) had nothing to do with her shag ‘n’ tell:

“To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption,” the statement snipes.

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Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


In Pictures: Jesse James Presents The Top Ten Comedy Nazis

NEWS that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James had been strafing Michelle McGee’s Bayeux Bombshelter with his Vanilla Gorilla was accompanied by allegations that the man had been posing as a Nazi. Well, In Touch magazine has pictorial proof.

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So here is the picture of Jesse James wearing an SS officer’s hat while enacting a Nazi salute. Gawker’s Adrian Chen gets it wrong when he says:

These are two things you do not want to do by themselves. Together, they are exponentially worse.

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Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Sandra Bullock’s ‘Pregnancy’ And Jesse James Hitler Surf Board, Pictures

SANDRA Bullocks and the “monster ” Jesse James No, not a Vanilla Gorilla. Well, not only. A monster. The Enquirer says that having allegedly shagged Michelle McGee, Melissa Smith (yeah, Mel Smith), and Posh totty Brigitte Daguerra, James is now one part of a £250 million divorce.

The story of James shagging walking tapestries is getting a little tired. And while we wait for Mystery Woman No.4 to tell all via a cartoon on her forehead, the Enquirer introduces “HER PREGNANCY HEARTACHE”.

Before that, know that James, allegedly, owns Nazi memorabilia, which might see him score a job at Human Rights Watch and so set about salvaging his image.

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Posted: 30th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comment (1)


In Pictures: Jesse James Woman Number 4 Let’s Tattoos Do The Talking

WE won’t get to meet Jesse James alleged mistress number four because the woman who took the Vanilla Gorilla isn’t going to sell her story. And, no, she’s not going to give it away, nor will she act it out in mime on a Las Vegas street corner nor explain all by way of a tattoo on her face.

(Image: Jesse James’ hand tat.)

Tattoos – The Tramp Stamp

Having hired the ubiquitous Gloria Allred to represent her, Number 4 is staying quiet. You may suppose that this leaves number 4 out of pocket. She hires a lawyer and then doesn’t make any money to balance the books.

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Posted: 29th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Jesse James’s Vanilla Gorilla Meets Deann McClung, Allegedly

AFTER Michelle McGee, aka The Bayeux Bombshelter, Melissa Smith (yeah, Mel Smith), and Posh totty Brigitte Daguerra, Sandra Bullock’s husband Jessie James is said to have shared his Vanilla Gorilla with Deann McClung.

Yep, Deanne McClung. McClung. Few could have dreamt Tiger Wood’s alleged conquest Jamiee Grubbs would be bettered. Mr Proper Wang and Mr Phani Tikkala were aghast. And then we got to meet Deanne McClung.

She tells Radar Online that James is “an evil, brutal, terrible person”. She says she knows this because when she worked for Jesse James at West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, California “he forced her to have sex with him”. She sued him for sexual harassment in 2000. In 2001, the cases was settled out of court.

No details of any deal are made known.

James said she was embezzling and McClung “filed a retaliatory lawsuit which contained disturbing but completely false, accusations. The allegations in Ms. McClung’s 2000 lawsuit were utterly baseless then and are equally without merit now. Beyond that, her claims are not worthy of further comment.”

As for Sandra Bullock. Well, allegation that he shagged Mel Smith suggest a man easily seduced by a famous face, or one that looks like a beer mat…

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Posted: 25th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Jesse James In Pictures: After Michelle McGee And Melissa Smith Meet Brigitte Daguerra

YOU’VE met Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee. You’ve met Melissa Smith. Now meet Brigitte Daguerre, who claims that she too has shagged Sandra Bullock’s husband Jess James.

As TMZ reports, Brigitte Daguerre, 41, claims she met James when he invited her to work on his West Coast Chopper mag, which is the same ways he allegedly met Smith and McGee. Helpfully, Daguerre says she’s got 195 text messages, including one in which the self-styled Vanilla Gorilla (that’s James) says, “I’ll be your monkey.”

Yep, 195 texts. The marvel of digital memory cards mean diaries are cheap and easy to maintain.

Brigitte has, reportedly, “modelled for Playboy, Ken Marcus and many more!” She runs PoshGirlVintage, an online clothes story. Yep, Posh, as in classy.

On her blog, Brigitte’s latest story is headlined: How To Get That Old Funk Out Of Your Vintage Gear.” We’d say it’s best to air the dirty stuff in public. It’s always best.

There is no word yet from James, but there are photos of Daguerre…

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Posted: 25th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


In Pictures: After Michelle McGee Meet Melissa Smith

THANKS to Tiger Woods and Melissa Smith (more on her later) and Jesse James and Michelle McGee and Joslyn James and Sid James, no, not Sid James – all the stories about sex in the US are devoid of humour – we’ve not had to write only about Meow Meow, Romanians and child killers and anything else the newspapers have tried to scare us to death with. We can just sit back and enjoy a good story of extra –marital shagging.

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Back to Melissa Smith, a stripper who claims to have been shagging Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James. TMZ says she’s done jail time.

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Posted: 24th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


In Pictures: Michelle McGee, Sandra Bullock And Jesse James Porn Parody

THE story of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, Sandra Bullock and Jess James story sees the introduction of James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemulder. Reports are that Lindemulder, currently residing in a prison halfway house, wants to gain custody of her daughter, the one she had by James. Yep, she’s a porn star. Any porn parody will only have to tinker with the names.

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McGee claims she started her affair with James when Bullock was filming her award-winning movie The Blind Side. Your suggestions as to the porn film title, please, but we go with The Back Side (see, Lindsay Lohan’s mum – told you we had ideas; Michele Bachmann was right).

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Posted: 22nd, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


Michelle McGee Photos: Jesse James’s Dungarees And ‘Nuts’ Don’t Lie

MICHELLE McGee’s pictures might suggest that the woman who claims to have shagged Sandra Bullock’s husband is possessed by the Bayeux Tapestry or has a fetish for colouring in.

In Pictures: Michelle McGee’s ‘Wet Pussy’ Tattoo

Most American only have words like “inject”, “inflate” and “trim” written on the faces. Michelle has a variety of letters and swirls on her forehead that you need to get really close to read, by which time it is too late.

Michelle McGee In Pictures: Nazi Salutes, A Jewish Child And Stripping

But that is Michelle CMGee really like? Hollywood Life says it knows.

Well, a friend of Michelle’s McGee’s ex, Ronald Shane Modica, says:

“Michelle is f*****g nuts.”

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Posted: 20th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)


Did Cinnabun’s TMZ Lunch Save Sandra Bullock And Jesse James: In Pictures

WALKLING tapestry Michelle McGee is making waves in the Sandra Bullock household by  claiming she sampled the Oscar winner husband’s “Vanilla Gorilla”. Jesse James, for it is he, releases a statement (read it here). And McGee is one of the two most searched tattooed women on the web. (The other one is Jolsyn James.) But it’s nto big news on TMZ.

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Anorak’s Man in LA has a theory:

IT’S a dog’s life being TMZ head honcho Harvey Levin.

Rumor Rat claims to know the reason that TMZ is virtually ignoring the story of Mr. Sandra Bullock (Jesse James) and his alleged steamy affair with a body-inked bimbo named “Bombshell” McGee.

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Posted: 18th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment