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Jessie Wallace Has Soap Opera Of A Honeymoon After Being Cheated On

DUM-DUM-DUM-DI-DUM-DIDIDIDDY! Kat off Eastenders, not better known as Jessie Wallace, has been having a lousy time of it lately. She was supposed to be getting married to a chap called Vince Morse, but it all went a bit Albert Square.

See, Jessie dumped Vince (hopefully via Morse code, which could’ve potentially read “..-. ..- -.-. -.-   -.– — ..-“) just hours before the wedding after she found out he’d sent a dirty photo of the actress to an ex.

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Posted: 6th, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Jessie Wallace And Vincent Morse Make EastEnders And The Daily Star Seem Almost Real

JESSIE Wallace the EastEnders harridan with the pork-pie voice and jellied eel gait is dating Vincent Morse. Well, she was. Yesterday’s and today’s tabloids wer full of news that the pair had split.

“Jessie Jilts Love Rat on Day Of Wedding “- Daily Mirror front page, August 30, 2011

“Raging Jessie dumps fiance on wedding day” The Sun front page, August 30, 2011

“Jessie has wedding flowers delivered home so she can watch them die”Sun front page, August 31, 2011

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Posted: 31st, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Closer: Lindsay Lohan’s Suicide, Katie Price’s Crying Kids And Cheryl Cole

closer1IN this week’s Closer magazine: Lindsay Lohan’s suicide, Victoria Beckham is 700,  Myleene Klass is proud of Charlotte Church, speaking for Cheryl Cole and fears for Katie Price and Peter Andre’s kids…

* THE death of Lindsay Lohan is proving to be a popular story. Following news that Lohan will die in 2010 – and your glimpse into her future – Closer magazine explains the method of her demise:


“Friends say the star – who looked miserable and dishevelled in Paris recently – is living on a diet of pills, vodka and cigarettes.”

That would seem to be unlikely. But Closer has no time to investigate and beneath a picture of Lohan smoking a ciggie, tells us:

“She’s been wearing loads of bracelets too, which friends fear are covering up wounds from cutting herself.”

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Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Key Posts | Comment (1)

Peter Andre “Cheated” On Katie Price

jordan-katie-price-peterIN Closer magazine, Jordan, aka Katie Price, tells one and all that pop acorn Peter Andre “CHEATED ON ME”.

“He planned to leave me ages ago,” says Jordan. “I should have trapped him with a baby.”

Peter Andre denies the allegations. And there is talk of Jordan “unravelling” – literally. In one phone call, Jordan is said to have yelled at Pete: “You’ve used me and spat me out.”

Well, would you swallow Jordan?

In other Closer news:

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Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)

Strychnine Come Dancing: Jessie Wallace Declares War


With Big Brother at an end, the Daily Star mans the news wires and looks elsewhere for news.

And it finds the sensation that Jessie Wallace, the former EastEnder starring as a trainer dancer on Strictly Come Dancing, has called model Jodie Kidd a “horse” and actress Cherie Lunghi a “snob”.

And when Jessie Wallace explodes, you’d best duck lest a sequin take an eye out. This is “war”.

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Posted: 22nd, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (5)