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Jesus Picks Up Tiger Woods’ Endorsement Deals

IN the spirit of Christmas and Anorak’s new range of Jeeseus Pizzas (now with extra cheese), we hear of Charles McDonald, of Florissant, Mo., who placed his Brillo pad by his kitchen sink and when he picked it up there was the face of that bearded loon who shots at pigeons in the precinct. No, it was Jesus. What are the odds on Jesus endorsing Brillo pads? With Tiger Woods out of favour, this could be the chance Jesus has been waiting for…



Posted: 18th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment