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Jesus Appears On Woman’s Foot To Remind Her To Wears Sandals

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SANDALS. Had Paula Osuna been wearing the godly shoes in her Albuquerque, NM, home she would have not hurt her foot. And Jesus would have have shown up on her metatarsals to remind her.

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Posted: 29th, January 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


Google Reinforces The Idea That Santa Is As White As Jesus

WHAT colour is Santa? In Holland Santa has a little black-face pal. But Santa is white. Why should this made-up character be white?

We searched Google images for Santa. This is what we got:

 

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There is not a single black Santa in the first few pages of results.

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Posted: 18th, December 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Man Finds Jesus In Block Of Wood

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WHEN Robert Hamilton spotted this mark in the wood at at home in Evergreen, Colorado, he recognised the image at once. It was…
a) Lemmy
B) A Hairy Biker
C) King Charles II

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Posted: 8th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Christmas Is Spoiled By Opulence Says Archbishop Welby (Dressed In Golden Robes)

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JUSTIN Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, has said that people are making themselves “miserable” at Christmas and potentially damaging their relationships because of their penchant for buying expensive presents and leaving themselves skint.

The pressure of flashing it around apparently means that people are potentially putting the relationships of loved ones at risk FOREVER.

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Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Hell House: Evangelical Christians Scare Children Into Following Jesus

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HELL Houses will scare you kids into following the ways of Chris. They can also make you straight.

Brian Kirk told us:

“Part of salvation is being afraid of going to hell,” says the youth pastor at Trinity Church Assemblies of God in Cedar Hill, Texas. As depicted in the excellent documentary Hell House, each Halloween season Trinity Church hosts an alternative to the traditional haunted house. Instead of vampires and werewolves, guests are treated to scenes such as a young girl having an abortion, a gay man suffering from AIDS, a teen dying in an auto accident who failed to give his life to Christ. In each scenario, these presumed sinners are tormented by actors dressed as demons. The implication, none too subtle, is that each deserves both their suffering and their one-way ticket to damnation. The gay man, molested by his uncle as a child, chose to have sex and contract HIV. The teen girl chose to get drugged at a rave, raped, and become pregnant. The boy in the car wreck chose hell because he refused to listen to his parents’ religious teachings. The message of these hell houses is that the same fate awaits us all. But wait! There’s hope. These terror tours usually end with a glimpse of heaven and the opportunity to give one’s life to Jesus.

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Posted: 28th, October 2013 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, The Consumer | Comment


The Green Dragon cult: Environmentalism is seducing your kids and killing Christianity

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THE Green Dragon is feeding the minds of your kids. It is a “spiritual deception”.  It is “deadly“. It is killing Jesus.

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Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2)


Woman straddled like Jesus as drawbridge rose (photos)

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IS it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a woman hanging onto a raised bridge in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

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Posted: 14th, October 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comments (3)


Jesus found on Norwegian salmon to tour Sweden with Demis Roussos

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GET a load of that divine figure found on the belly of a Norwegian salmon fished out of Swedish waters.

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Posted: 27th, September 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


The abortion-fearing gay-hating Gastonguay family are making one more bid to drown in Kiribati

 

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HANNAH Gastonguay, 26, and her husband, Sean, 30,  took a “leap of faith”. They would “see where God led us”.

With their two young children (newborn Rabah and Ardith, 3) and his father, the family left Arizona. They would aim for Kiribati, a place free of abortion, homosexuality and “the state-controlled church”. They would get there by Boat, sailing from San Diego.

Not far into the mission, storms lashed their boat. They drifted. And drifted. Supplies of milk and honey ran low. The boat was braking up. For 91 days they bounced around the ocean. Then a helicopter (surely, singed angel? – ed) spotted them.  were saved by Venezuelan fishermen. Then a Japanese cargo ship took them to Chile. There, the US State department paid for them to fly home.

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Posted: 17th, September 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Nike Jordan arrested for barging into a woman’s home and claiming to be Jesus

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NAME of the day belongs to man suspected of barging into a female stranger’s home, shaking her and telling her she was a sinner who needed to be saved. The man was chased away by the woman’s four Huskies, Great Dane and Chihuahua.

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Posted: 30th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


We have a new Jesus and he’s Australian

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RELIGION isn’t too good at providing answers, but has excellent architecture. Alas, it also attracts a fair few people who are mental, making them a laughing stock.

And so, to Alan John Miller who claims he’s Jesus Christ, and he announced himself to everyone in Britain by getting all holy on ITV ‘s This Morning.

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Posted: 16th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Woman walking with Jesus attack another woman with Bible

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BIBLE basher of the day is Evelyn Mills Moore, 57, of Saddlebrook Court in Kings Mountain, North Carolina, who hit a woman “numerous times about her body with a closed fist and striking her with a Bible about her left arm”.

Only Mills has been charged. Jesus, whom she most likely believes to be with her at all times, evaded justice…

Posted: 16th, May 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man singing for Christ makes nature run backwards

WE join Singer/Songwriter Daniel Songer in a field by some trees. He is singing a song for Jesus Christ. If you look closely you can see the tress moving towards him. The ground is staring to open up. The skies above are turning dark and tumultuous. And then he ends. And nature faces forward and carries on:

Posted: 22nd, March 2013 | In: Music | Comment


Who torched the Jesus scarecrow of Billericay?

WHO torched the scarecrow on the cross in Billericay, Essex? Our guess would be the Scarecrow Klu Klux Klan. Someone could care to ask the “mother” who told the local paper:

“I think it’s incredibly distasteful and it is making fun of Jesus. I drove past the scarecrow with my daughter and she said, ‘Look, Mummy, there’s a man on a cross’ – I don’t think she should see that. It’s an unmistakable crucifix and it’s making a mockery out of my religion.

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Posted: 1st, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Jim Colerick presents the greatest Songs for Jesus

JESUS Is My Nigga “Pastor Rap”. It’s American pastor Jim Colerick and his wife, Mary Sue, doin’ Rappin’ for Jesus.

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that’s cause Jesus Christ is my ni**a!

We can’t find much news on Colerick. But rumours are that he operates at West Dubuque 2nd Church Of Christ.

If it is a spoof, it’s a pretty good one. These, however, are true. Really. This actually happened. These tunes prove the point: the Devil has all the best songs:

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Posted: 12th, February 2013 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment (1)


Peter Howson’s crucifixion of Christ is hung on the wall

PETER Howson’s crucifixion of Christ is on show at the St Mungo Museum of Religious Life and Art in Glasgow. It shows Jesus  free of the cross. Jewellers are thought to be delighted, now free as they are to position Jesus with other items, such as a wall, cheeseburgers, Mel Gibson, and holding the scarf of his favourite football team (rumoured to be Spurs).

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Posted: 14th, January 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment


Jesus spotted in tortilla

TO San Antonio, where Rene Cantu, 26, has spotted Jesus in his tortilla. He tells media:

“I’ve been having a lot of bad stuff happen to me. Ever since this happened it’s been good luck to me. Every time I take it to the store I get a Lotto and I win!” 

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Posted: 20th, December 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Birmingham’s nativity Jesus replaced with Garden gnome

WHO stole the Baby Jesus from the display on Birmingham’s Chamberlain Square? They then replaced Baby Jesus with a garden gnome.

The Baby Jesus was installed by Birmingham City Council at the Frankfurt Christmas Market. The council spokesman says:

 “Someone has tampered with the nativity scene and we are trying to find out how it happened.”

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Posted: 18th, November 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Virgin Mary and Jesus appear in Malaysian hospital window

TO the Sime Darby Medical Centre, by Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where Jesus Christ and his mother have appeared on the windows.

Odd indeed that the Holy Mother and Son of God should choose to make their presence felt in the manner of stains on two 7th floor windows.

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Posted: 13th, November 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comments (32)


Jesus found in dead pine tree

TO Lehi, Utah, where Dean Hansen and Lee Taylor nhas found The Virgin Mary and Jesus inside a dead pine tree.

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Posted: 7th, November 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Jesus appears behind Kent fridge

JESUS has appeared on the damp wall behind Kenny Iddenden’s fridge. Mr Iddenden was moving his old refrigerator at his Herne Bay home when he potted a face in the mould. He took a photo and posted it on Facebook:

“Look what I found on a mouldy wall!”

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Posted: 23rd, October 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Paraguay’s Natividad de Maria in photos: dropping money for Jesus

TO Paraguay, where youngsters vie to catch 50,000 Guarani bannotes, (around £9), during Natividad de Maria, or Birth of Mary celebrations at the Virgin Mary Catholic church in Guarambare, Paraguay. The money throwing is part of celebrations that honour the birth of Mary, during which church members who believe they have received special favours from her, throw banknotes from the church’s balcony to children below, as a way to return the favour. Because when push comes to shove, it’s cash not dogma you want, right?

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Youths compete to catch a banknote of 50,000 Guaranies, worth about $12 dollars, during "Natividad de Maria," or Birth of Mary celebrations at the Virgin Mary Catholic church in Guarambare, Paraguay, Friday, Sept. 7, 2012. The money throwing is part of celebrations that honor the birth of Mary, during which church members who believe they have received special favors from her, throw banknotes from the church's balcony to children below, as a way to return the favor. (AP Photo/Jorge Saenz)

Posted: 9th, September 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment


Todd Bentley will kick out your sickness with the boot of Jesus (video)

TODD Bentley is the US-based Canadian pastor who says violence will cure the sick of disease. He says: “And I’m thinking why is the power of God not moving? And he said: Because you haven’t kicked that woman in the face.” So, he did and, “I inched closer and I went bam! And just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God.”

Todd Benltey has been refused entry to the UK, the Home Office has confirmed. He will not be appearing at the Portadown Christian Centre, County Armagh.

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Posted: 27th, August 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment