Posts Tagged ‘jesus’
Fixed Jesus fresco – the best parodies in photos
CECILIA Gimenez tried to recreate the face of Jesus. They say she failed. We say she inspired:
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Jesus spotted in Texas pensioner’s tortilla
TO the La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville, Texas, where Jesus has appeared in 80-year-old Ernesto Garza’s egg breakfast tortilla. Jesus is now in the fridge.
As Mr Garza says:
“I looked at it for five minutes.”
He asked a friend what the burnigns looked like? She replied: “Jesus.”
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Posted: 8th, August 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus wanted for robbery in Grays
TO Grays, Essex, where signs are that Jesus is being a bit of a dick. Police have issued this eFit of a man wanted in connection with an attempted robbery. Do you know him?
Spotter: Your Thurrock
Posted: 6th, July 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus appears at Sunderland Chinese takeaway (photo)
JESUS Story of Sunderland, where Ian Ridley and Lawrence Boys found Jesus outside the Mayho Chinese Takeaway, in Neville Road, Pallion. They spotted Jesus. And Jesus spotted them.Posted: 29th, June 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Jesus the caped crusader appears on bathroom wall (photo)
JESUS has appeared on a bathroom wall in Splendora, Texas. Says Jesus acceptor Chynna Richards:
“People say your house is blessed. I see the head, the hair, a cloak.”
What was Jesus without his cloak, or cape , as Religionists call it?
“Maybe it means something. Maybe look into yourself and see if you need to change something in your life,” she said.
Posted: 1st, June 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)
Gunther von Hagens crucifies Jesus for Good telly (photos)
DR Gunther von Hagens, aka Germany’s Dr Death (many have held that title but not all made it big on the telly), has created a new Crucifixion in time for Easter Monday on Channel 4.
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Posted: 6th, April 2012 | In: TV & Radio | Comment
Whitney Houston sings for Jesus – photo
WHITNEY Houston tribute of the day: the ‘Yes Jesus Loves Me’ “hand-drawn picture done in chalk pastels. It measures 18″ x 24″ out of the frame. The picture is framed, matted and glass-covered to protect and preserve the portrait for a lifetime. ONE OF A KIND.”
No kidding.
Spotter:
Posted: 29th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)
Jesus appears in a tortilla for Lent
JESUS has appeared in a tortilla in Espanola. From now on, everyone must look at their tortilla lest they end up eating Jesus.
Jesus Tortilla was vistied upon by David Sandoval, who saw the vision on Ash Wednesday. Says he:
“It became even more astonishing, with it being the first day of Lent. I passed it to my mom and the same response came from her, ‘Oh my God. Everybody has been able to see it. They’re calling it a miracle. New Mexico has always been known to have interesting things happen during Lent time.”
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Posted: 2nd, March 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Justin Bieber Likes To Talk To God – God To Blame For Dreadful Music
MAYBE it is down to the fact that Justin Bieber is roughly 4 years old that he likes to talk to his imaginary friend. Lots of children have them don’t they? They run around with their little fingers wagging shouting “RED RUM! RED RUM!” in the most adorable way.
And Justin’s little invisible pal is called, charmingly, ‘God’.
He loves his imaginary friend so much that he’s got this whole story about him visiting Earth in the form of a man called ‘Jesus’. It’s adorable really. He’s even got a tattoo of ‘Jesus’ on his leg. Regrettably, the tattoo shows a man who looks like Brian Kilcline who used to play for Coventry City.
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Posted: 9th, January 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jesus appears in melted and frozen Crayola crayons
JESUS has appeared in a packet of melted Crayola crayons.
Tara Gomez and her son melted crayons in the oven. They then placed the crayons in the freezer. When they retrieved the frozen crayons 15 minutes later there was Jesus in a child-friendly icon.
Says Gomez:
“I was looking at it like, ‘Am I crazy?’ I am seeing things?”
She adds:
“I’d been praying and praying about certain things, and I asked God for a sign and I think the crazy thing about this, and I dunno, what better sign to get then right in front of you.”
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Posted: 21st, December 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
Saudi Arabia’s Moral Police Arrest Footballer For Showing Jesus Tattoo: Rooney To Riyadh
TO Saudi Arabia, where Colombian footballer Juan Pablo Pino’s Jesus tattoos have led to his arrest.
The Saudi moral police pounced when Pino, who plays in the country’s league, displayed his ink in a Riyadh shopping mall. The local law states that tattoos must be covered at all times.
Pino expressed “deep sorrow” for his actions and after heated debate has been released.
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Photos Of The Day: Mega Clitz For Jesus
Posted: 17th, September 2011 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comment
Jesus Bleeds Red Paint In Poland: Blessed Are The Artists
THE effigy of Jesus in Polanka, Poland, is bleeding red paint. From a distance it looks like blood. The believing flock to see the red liquid on the crown of thorns.
A vigil is held. Then priests notice that the blood is red paint.
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Posted: 16th, September 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Appears On Walmart Receipt (Photo)
TO Anderson County, South Carolina, where Jesus is endorsing WalMart.
Just get a lod of Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, receipt. The couple had returned home from a church service when they spotted the divine receipt on the floor of Sutherland’s apartment.
“I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me.
“Then the more you look at it, the more it looked like Jesus, and it was just shocking, breathtaking. We had a message on knowing God, abiding in him. (The preacher asked) ‘If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?. We just feel like it’s a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes. And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else.”
If you look closley at the bill you can make out purchases for friut loops and The Charles Manson Story…
Posted: 17th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Found On Restaurant Wall: Mohamed Opts For Take Away With Keith Chegwin
CAN you see Jesus on the wall of Alex Tadros and Scott Diehl’s Tadros’ Martins Creek Inn restaurant in Lower Mount Bethel Township, PA?
Diehl has just painted the walls using a sponge technique. He looks at his work of wonders. Tadros approaches and tells us:
“One of [my friends] said, ‘You have something on the wall. The other one says, ‘It looks like Jesus.'”
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Posted: 13th, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comments (8)
Jesus Beaten Up In Whitstable, Kent: Local News Quote Of the Week
THE Herne Bay Operatic Society is in Whitstable to record moments for their hit show Jesus Christ Superstar.
Jamie Mount (Jesus) is under attack from his fellow actors, it being in the script. Witnesses see the fracas. They call the police. Police are attending.
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Posted: 7th, May 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
The Christian DVD Player Presents The Jesus Orgasm
THE Clear Play Christian DVD player exists. Says the salesperson:
“You won’t know what you missed but you’ll be glad it’s not there”
Like the Spanish Inquisition. Or Anthea Turner.
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Posted: 23rd, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comments (3)
Pope Absolves Jews Of Collective Guilt Over Jesus: Roman Catholic Church’s Raping Priests Also In Clear
JUST as you think anti-Semitism is on trend, the Pope goes and says that Jews did not kill the Lord Jesus. Cancel the brown shirts.
In a book to be published next week, he concludes that those responsible for the crucifixion were the “Temple aristocracy” and supporters of the rebel Barabbas.
Dismissing the centuries-old interpretation of St John’s assertion that it was “the Jews” who demanded Barabbas’s release and Jesus’s execution, the pontiff asks: “How could the whole people have been present at this moment to clamour for Jesus’s death?”
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Posted: 3rd, March 2011 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)
Woman Finds Jesus And ET In Her Right Breast: Photo
JESUS has been appearing inside a woman’s right breast in Elwood, Indiana. The breast is Karen Sigler’s And when she saw the X-ray of her cancerous tissue she saw Jesus. Spookily, she says that before her surgery a man approached her and uttered:
“Jesus said you’re going to be healed.”
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Posted: 30th, December 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Is Reborn On A Pistachio Nut
JESUS has been appearing on the hard part of Michelle Phipps’ pistachio nut. Jesus is the hardest working shell in Ohio. Of course, you might nor see Jesus.
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Posted: 25th, December 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Christian Fundamentalists Repent Amarillo Murder Santa for Jesus: Video
HAVING failed to burn a Koran, Christian fundamentalist group Repent Amarillo (pals of Terry Jones) have taken to this new stunt: murdering Santa Claus with large guns. Had they decided to shoot the Koran they would surely have succeeded in their mission. But that is so much theory. This is fact.
Santa is dead.
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Posted: 20th, December 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus And Mary Appear In A Toledo Candy Bar
JESUS is with his mum, the Virgin Mary, in a West Toledo confectionary bar.
James Burrows, 63, won the golden ticket. He bears witness:
“I looked at it and it just struck me. This time of year. for this to come up — it was just kind of unusual, really: a great experience.”
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Posted: 18th, December 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Woman’s Hip Healed By Jesus And BamBam
DURING a recent “outpouring meeting the woman with the bad hip is healed! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!.. BAM!!!
BAM! BAM! BAM!!!!!!
BAM! And your hip pain is GONE!
Posted: 24th, September 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
