Posts Tagged ‘jesus’
The Jesus Crucified On A Utility Pole In Louisiana Has Vanished
ON August 31, 2010, Rickey Navarre saw Jesus hanging on a cross as she drove along Louisiana’s Highway 26.
“That’s a group of vines man. That was brought here by him. He might just be telling us something. ‘You know. I’m looking over you. I’m going to answer your prayers.'”
On September 1, 2010, Jesus was gone!
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Posted: 2nd, September 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Burns In Ohio And Cries Blood In Argentina
BEFORE we get to the act of God that smote the Jesus of Ohio in a fiery bolt, we journey to Argentina where Jesus is crying. Well, bleeding. This is thing with Jesus – there is always a spare.
Father Jorge Gandur says Jesus is bleeding at the Oratory of the Sacred Heart of Jesus in Yerba Buena, Argentina. Jesus has red marks on his head, by the crown of thorns.
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Posted: 15th, June 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Found On Boy’s Thumb: Picture
JESUS of The Day belongs to young Austin Coleman, of Phoenix, Arizona. He found Jesus on his thumbprint.
Says he: “I got a little freaked out.”
Can you cope with the wonder:
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Posted: 22nd, May 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Lord Jesus Christ’s Face Seen In Northampton Road
LORD Jesus Christ has been run over. LJC has been hit by a car on a Northampton, Massachusetts crosswalk.
KLJC has “minor facial injuries” and has now bene released from hospital.
says one onlooker:
“I saw Jesus’s face in the asphalt. It’s a sign.”
Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Weird Photos Of The Week: Sex With Jesus
WHILE you’re waiting for the elected gargoyles to move about the citadel, here’s a collection of pictures of next year’s crop of new politcos…
Posted: 5th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Virgin Mary Appears In Soup Pot: Corn But Not Forgotten
MARIA Froilana Esquivel of Oxnard has seen the Virgin Mary in a soup pot filled with corn. Says her daughter Maria L. Esquivel:
“It’s a miracle that it happened.”
Says mum of the stain:
“I was washing the pot and it wouldn’t come out. And those are expensive pots.”
Mum’s mum, one Sofia Alonso, says her arthritis eased after the happening.
Lets us pray:
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Posted: 2nd, May 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment
Is Jesus’s Face On Google Maps A Sign Of Endorsement?
JESUS is on Google map. It’s a big map and Jesus has a big face. Jesus’s face can be big or small, creased or smooth – as you can see in our gallery of apparitions. Today’s Jesus is in rural Hungary. Jesus is my beetroot, as they say in the area (in Hungarian).
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Spotter: Bat E Bird
Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
Titanic Magazine Pictures Jesus Getting A Blow Job From A Cardinal
NO cartoon of Mohammed fellating a mountain but Titanic magazine – the organ that brought us this Madeleine McCann satire – leads with an image of Jesus getting a blow job from a cardinal.
Loads of Germans have complained. But this Jesus is no young boy. Which might mean the priest has got the wrong figure?
And see how tiny Jesus is and the massive size of the priest’s head. Who’s getting the better deal?
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Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)
In Pictures: The Filipinos Crucifixion And Immaculate Conception (Gory Be)
EASTER is the time to forget about the Pope, sexual abuse and paedophiles and think instead of chocolate, Romans, Mel Gibson and having your hands hammered with nails to get the full Easter experience. Anyone who wants to make like Jesus should get to the Philippines, where pretending you’re Jesus is all the rage. It’s a bit like the school play, only the players draw lots. ‘Judas’ gets the cash. ‘Jesus’ gets to bleed. ‘Eric Idle’ gets to sing. And mums and dads get proud…
Story continues after gallery:
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Posted: 5th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
God The Blogger Posts Image Of Jesus On Woman’s Bathroom Wall
IN Belen, New Mexico, Danell Griego see the Virgin Mary marble above her bathtub. Forget the gold flecks, this is better: Says she:
“It startled me. It really did it startled me. It’s a gift from God.”
As gifts go a five-inch tall figure of the Virgin Mary looking down at baby Jesus wrapped in a blanket in her arms in your marble is pretty good. But it’s not exaclyt an iPad, is it?
“I kind of got a little bit scared and went running for my husband and kids and I was like, ‘Do you see this?'”
Story continues after gallery of Jesus:
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Posted: 3rd, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (10)
In Pictures: Good Friday In Westminster Abbey, Holy Island And Folkestone
IT’S Easter. And that means the Good Friday procession as it passes along Victoria Street towards Westminster Cathedral in central London. In Berwick-upon-Tweed, Northumberland, pilgrims walk with crosses on the final leg of the Northern Cross pilgrimage to Holy Island. In Folkestone, Kent, members of Churches United place the third of three crosses at the peak of Sugar Loaf Hill after their annual Good Friday Procession of the Cross through the town. And everywhere else the Easter Bunny hops about on a diet of sugared chocolate… Oh, and happy Passover.
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Jesus Found In Plastic Bucket Of Pizza Sauce
MARY Louise Salerno has seen Jesus Christ in a bargain bucket of pizza sauce at Brownie’s Famous Pizzeria. She knew what to do: take a video.
Says she, of the happening at her family’s West Scranton, PA, pizzeria:
“To us, it was something special. God smiled on us that day.”
Cheese!
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Posted: 27th, February 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Virginia’s White Tail Chapel Of Prayer And Lap Dancing
WORSHIPPERS at Virginia’s White Tail Chapel evoke the Garden of Eden before the fall as they stand before god naked as they days they were born – although what with gravity, hair and enlarged pores, not as pretty.
And yes it is called white tail and the worshippers are mostly white. Anyone mistaking the names for a lap dancing club should enter within and exit without. The no touching rule holds.
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Posted: 26th, February 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
After The Rapture Pet Care: Taking Care Of Your Furry Friends After Jesus
COMETH the Rapture, goeth the Cat. What does The Rapture means for your pet? Do they believe? Do you like violins? As Christians ascend to the glory, the Jews, Hindus and Cargoists will take care of your pets. Fear ye not. There is hope after The Rapture:
The deal:
* Dear Fellow Christian:
As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we’re gone?
I’m Sharon Moss, and I’d like to help answer that question.
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Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (5)
Jesus’s Face Appears On Frying Pan
TOBY Elles sees Jesus in his frying pan. Anorak sees a young Jimmy Hill. Whatever. Both know the dangers of fried food.
Toby is 22. On Shrove Tuesday, he and a flatmate in his Salford home leave a pan on the hob. Pancakes. Danger.
Toby smeall dangers. He dashes to the kitchen and tosses the pan into the sink. One day on and Jesus is scorched into the metal.
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Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Virgin Mary Spotted Hiding In Bag Of Crisps
JANE Symington found the Virgin Mary in a bag of Lay’s potato chips.
The flavour is not given, although Jeez and Minion is the favouite.
No-one has found a likeness of Muhammed nor of Joseph, Jesus’s step-dad.
But we look in hope…
Posted: 26th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus And Mary Spotted In An Orange: Picture
PAUL Kulniszewski of Lockport, NY, has found Jesus hanging from a Crucifix in his orange. Also, he notices the image of the Virgin Mother just below.
“I quickly called my wife and said, come see this… tell me it’s not my eyes. I mean, am I seeing what I’m seeing?
“Apparitions are neither accepted or denied by the Catholic Church. They are based on what the recipient of the apparition believes and to me, I believe that it is Jesus Christ and Mary in the orange.”
The orange has been preserved in resin.
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Posted: 13th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Spotted In Naan Bread
JESUS is in a naan. There he is in plumber David Howlett naan, as served at India Dining in Esher, Surrey.
Says David:
I spotted Jesus looking back at me. It was one eerie experience given how close we were to Christmas.
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Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
The Clitheroe Jesus Miracle
WOULD the people who “stole” the Baby Jesus, Mary, the two-foot tall plaster cast figures of a shepherd, angel, sheep and donkey from Clitheroe’s nativity display please return them.
Last year Jess was “stolen” twice. Three years ago Jesus made it to Warrington.
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment
They Might be Jesus Christ: Born On Christmas Day
ANORAK loves a good list, to see how people otherwise unrelated can find themselves pressed up against each other. Better if the people joined by a random fact or vote hate each other or stand for wildly different things. Mindful of this, we bring you the list of famous people who were born on Christmas Day. We call it: They Might Be Jesus:
Sir Isaac Newton (1642) – don’t bite the apple from the tree just wait for it to drop on its own accord.
Ehrengard von der Schulenburg (1667) King George I’s mistress; closer to god are thee
Clara Barton (1821) – founder of American Red Cross
Muhammad Ali Jinnah (1876) – founder of Islamic republic of Pakistan
Charles Pathé (1863) – French pioneer of film and record industries, which inadvertently led to the massive porn movement and GMTV
Conrad Hilton (1887) – hotelier and grandfather to Paris Hilton
Humphrey Bogart (1899) – smoker
Cab (Cabell) Calloway (1907) –
Quentin Crisp (1908) English author, the Englishman in New York and a celebrity homosexual. One for the evangelical Christians to ponder.
Noele Gordon (1919) English actress famous for running the Crossroads den of vice
Rod Serling (1924) Wrote Planet of the Apes – enemy of Creationists
Stuart Hall (1929) – Jovial and florid football pundit
Little Richard (1932) – Born again Christian preacher
Jairzinho (1944) – Brazilian footballer who could walk on water
Kenny Everett (1944) – Gay BBC DJ and entertainer
Sissy Spacek (1949) – Possessed by demons in Carrie and killed everyone in a fiery hall of hell. Hardcore Christian should like the metaphors in her work.
Karl Rove (1950) – former American presidential advisor and all round god botherer
Posted: 24th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Christ Goes Bananas: Picture
JESUS Christ is a banana. Lisa Swinton has seen the face of Jesus on her banana. Says she:
“I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana!’ I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face.”
If fruit has a face will vegans eat it? Discuss. Miss Swinton had no qualms. She ate the banana.
“I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.”
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Posted: 23rd, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Jesus Shroud Found In Jersusalem’s Field of Blood
WHAT are the odds that researcher from the Hebrew University and institutions various should in the run up to Christmas find pieces of a burial shroud from the time of Jesus in a tomb in Jerusalem?
A body of a man from the time of Jesus is found in the Field of Blood cemetery. Who could it be? Well, the BBC’s report includes the news that it’s where Judas Iscariot is said to have committed suicide. This man, however, died of leprosy.
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Posted: 16th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Jesus Bleeds In A Banana
IN New Zealand a banana is displaying sings of stigmata – it is the Jesus banana. Jesus is found in almost anything. And here is the divine force in Caleb Cleland’s fruit.
To Timaru, where Caleb’s banana is bleeding red. His mum, one Anita Bisset, says:
“It was really bright red, it looks like dye and it is really hard to get off your fingers.”
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Posted: 9th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Jesus Appears On An Egg Shell In Texas
NO one besides Osama bin Laden’s wife ever sees the real Santa Claus, but Jesus is everywhere. In Burleson, grandly billed as a “city, 13 miles south of Fort Worth” a Christian god has appeared on the top of a hen’s egg.
While angels dance on a pin head, Jesus is manifest in the chicken shed at Tracy and Pam Norrell’s farm. The Norell’s tells the media that the egg was laid “straight from heaven”. Bur-burck:
“This time of the year, we get so taken up with the presents and money and we forget about the reason. I think he [God] was just telling us he is the reason for the season.”
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Posted: 4th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Poole Replaces Christmas With A Recyled Jesus And Fake Tree
IN Poole, Dorset, Christmas comes in the shape of a 33-ft tall cone painted green and festooned with little lights to make it look like a Christmas tree. Speakers are hidden in the foliage. It’s yours for £14,000.
The town’s usual Norway fir tree has been replaced amid concerns that it will fall over in high winds. Anorak’s resident Al Gorean agrees. If a tree can be saved from being chopped down then so much the better. It’s what the Baby Jesus, the great recycler who rose again, would have wanted – and he slept in a barn, although that wooden cross set a poor example.
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Posted: 27th, November 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
