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Extreme Sports With Jesus, Bringing Of Snow

JESUS is a great ski buddy. He never gets your lost. Here’s to extreme sports with Jesus:

Posted: 7th, January 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


Waiting For You To Be Ready For The Rapture

THE Rapture is a-comin’. When? It’s a-comin’ soon. Evangelists know it. Do you know it? Yes. Are you ready to be rapt? Yes. Frank Gonzalez bring the good news in instalments.

If you’re not ready for the Rapture, he can wait for you…

IN 2007, Frank Gonzalez brought us 2007rapture.com:

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Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Jesus Found Alive In Pita Bread

JESUS. In a pita bread. No, not with a kebab in one hand and some garlic sauce. He died on the spit for our sins:

Hungry, one morning last week, I decided to heat up some pita bread. I broke it into little bits and left it in the oven for about two and a half minutes.

After the pieces began to blacken I took them out. Oddly enough one piece even looked like the “face” of Jesus. I was tempted to eat it but for some reason I didn’t.

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Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Do Not Drink The Jesus Water

JESUS says don’t drink the water – I’ve washed my feet in it:

Whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.”

Stick to wine…

Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1)


Take Jesus Christ Away, Henrietta And Merna

HENRIETTA And Merna celebrate Jesus – one more time with feeling…

They’re still singing… singing… singing….

Spotter

Posted: 24th, December 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment


I Found Jesus Playing Drum And Base

THE Reverend Andy C & MC GQ Praise it up for Jesus:

Spotter: MK

Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Teaching Jesus Autopsy At The YMCA (Video)

HEY, kids, it’s an autopsy on Jesus:

A bite-sized revisionist…

Posted: 6th, December 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Slavery Is Not So Bad

SLAVERY is not bad. It’s not wrong. The Bible says it isn’t bad. So it can’t be bad…

This is an issue I feel I have to address for many reasons. One thing that I have learnt in my 2 and half years as a born again Christian is that God is sovereign. In addition to that He does not need or want human advocates. With the issue of Slavery Christians are often put in a corner because they are trying to defend God and at the same time the bible nowhere directly attacks slavery.

Quick check…

The bible does not condemn slavery. So Christians try to act like Job’s friends and try to defend God in a rather foolish way by condemning slavery, as if God forgot to do it Himself in the bible. I think this is a very unwise thing for a Christian to do because if slavery was wrong, God would have said so himself. But He doesn’t say its wrong.

I understand that there is so much evil in slavery, when masters abuse their slaves. That is wrong. The bible condemns treating others in an evil way. So this is not the issue. But slavery in itself is not wrong. Just as husbands can abuse wives, does it mean marriage is evil? Or parents can abuse their children, does it mean parenting is wrong? Because masters can be evil to their slaves, it doesn’t mean that slavery is wrong. Just as wives are to be submissive to their husbands, likewise slaves are to be submissive to their masters.

So says a black woman…

Spotter, via here and here; Source

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)


Man Drives Car Into Non-Christian Drivers

TO San Antonio, where God is moving in mysterious ways, powering Michael E. Schwab, 52, of Blooming Grove’s pickup into the back of a godless vehicle.

A speeding pickup rear-ended a woman’s sedan on the South Side on Friday morning and sheriff’s officials say the driver said it was Jesus’ will because the other motorist was not “driving like a Christian.”

After you:

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)


Come All Ye Faithful: The Madonna of Orgasm Church

“THE orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,” says Carlos Bebeacua from Lövestad in southern Sweden in the Kvällsposten newspaper.

“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”

Henceforth the Madonna of Orgasm Church (Orgasmens Madonnas kyrka). Last week a court ruled it had the right to be registered as a faith community.

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Posted: 22nd, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (3)


Baseball For Jesus And Jews In Hell

ANORAK’S look at religion making news.

FROM the Rapture Ready site:

Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said “Oh well….we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now.”

Strike one…

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Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (12)


Jesus Tastes Like Water

IN Swaziland, “There is a mad rush for a wonder liquid called Jesus Water.”

In other Swazi news, The Observer delivers the headline of the day:

Majahenkhaba bursts into praise.

Maybe Attorney General Majahenkhaba Dlamini has been at the Jesus sauce?

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Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5)


Jesus In The John

JESUS. He is everywhere… Today Jesus is watching you in the toilet…

Source

Posted: 1st, November 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (6)


Karate For Christ

Spotter: Tim Jacobs

Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (8)


Onward Virgin Nympho Christians

CHRISTIAN nymphos:

Each one of us who posts on this blog is a Christ follower. We all believe that God came down from heaven and was born of the virgin Mary…his name was Jesus

Verily, we say “virgin” Mary was married at the time to her frustrated husband Joseph…

We are women with excessive sexual desire for our husbands!

So nothing like virgin Mary, then..?

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Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (15)