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JetBlue Escapee Steven Slater’s Depraved Rap Sheet

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JetBlue Escapee Steven Slater’s Depraved Rap Sheet

STEVEN Slater was charged with reckless endangerment in the first degree for whooshing down a bouncy slide as he escaped a thanklessly crap job with JetBlue. He was also charged with (click rap sheet on left to read it all):

The US judiciary has an arcane way with words. The land of “Motherfucker” (Stephen Slater lexicon) and gangsta rap is stuck in the 19th century.

Get a load of Slater’s other alleged crimes:

  • Criminal mischief in the second degree
  • Reckless endangerment in the second degree – a crime that requires “DNA samples upon conviction”
  • Criminal mischief in the fourth degree
  • Criminal trespass in the third degree

Mischief? Tsk! Naughty Slater, the wee rapscallion.

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Posted: 11th, August 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (5)