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Jewel robbers break into KFC by accident

BEING a jewel thief must be an exciting gig. Turtle neck sweaters, Milk Tray on the go and creeping around with all the suave sophistication of a cat with a tail made out of pearls. That, of course, is fiction and real jewel thieves are as thick and stupid as common-or-garden burglars.

And this is proven by two bungling oafs who thought they were going to indulge in some supreme swag taking, but instead, ended up in a KFC.

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Posted: 4th, January 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Is Lindsay Lohan about to go to prison for the millionth time?

OBVIOUSLY, it is that time of year again, when Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoids prison thanks to being a celebrity. First though, we have to go through the rigmarole of fretting that she might be sent down while the police chase her freckled self through Hollywood.

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Posted: 28th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment