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The Pope’s Plan For Jews In The Age Of Aquarius

THE Pope embraces Holocaust denial and links natural disasters to homosexuality.

As we say, just because the choir boy’s arse is bleeding as he ends his one-on-one tutorial with the padre does not mean anything. The Pope enjoys a free and open debate. Let us not be too quick to judge.

It’s not like The Pope’s got a beard and swarthy skin – so why worry?

But what if the Pope’s recent actions are part of concerted plan to draw in the wagons and keep Catholocism tight as the Age of Pisces comes to an end?

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Posted: 4th, February 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Pope’s Tip for The Day: Cyanide Is Dangerous

THE Pope’s associate Bishop Richard Williamson tells us:

“Cyanide gas is very dangerous.”

Anorak has not tested the theory and is prepared to accept it as fact.

Although in his seminal work Gasses: The Big Myth, Dr Adolf Frenkenheimer argues the case that cyanide has just been given a bad press, and points the finger at Agatha Christie (nee Agatha Cohen) for her book Sparkling Cyanaide, and the Israeli-backed Swedish film Cyanide Blues.

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Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


Independent Nazis See Israel As A Good Excuse To Emerge

NAZIS. Israel. The pathetic, snide and dishonourable link between the two has been made so often by vested interest groups it is almost fact.

It all might explains, of coruse, why Jews feel a need to protect their state. Because when they were stateless…

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Posted: 26th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment


Israel Behind Mumbai., 9/11, 7/7, Bali And Nepalese Hotel Policy

ISREAL has heard the words of Michael Backman on evil Israel and disbanded:

If the residents of Bendigo started firing rockets into Melbourne you would expect Melbourne to retaliate. But what must Melbourne have done to Bendigo to make them do such a thing?

They’re not letting hacks into Melbourne, but from where we’re standing, it looks like a firework display gone wrong.

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Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Hamas Wins: Israel Dismantles And World Is In Total Harmony

In Melbourne, the anti-war – or are they just on the other side? – protestors march for peace in Israel and Gaza.

In Israel, Jews respond by saying that they have heard the will of the entire world and enough, already.

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert says he realises that the world’s ills can all be laid at the feet of Israelis.

He’s been on TakeMeBack.com and having traced his ancestors to the site of a village in the Ukraine, he and his will be heading back there next Tuesday.

In Austria, local peaceniks celebrated the news of the Jews return by holding a candlelit vigil.

Says one campaigner:

“Now finally the world can be at peace. With no Israel we can all sleep easy in our beds knowing that harmony is all and peace has been achieved.”

A spokesman for the BBC issued this statement.

“The BBC welcomes the decision by the Israeli state to dismantle itself and for its peoples to return from whence they came. The BBC is now free to lead with happy news stories of swearing parrots, Her Majesty’s new winter wardrobe and the Boat Race, both preparations and aftermath.”

More thoughts from around the world:

The end days are upon us. We have but seven days to round up all the Jews, put them in a field and bomb the hell out of planet Earth. And with no President Bush, it’s gonna be harder then ever. But if we can all unite in prayer we can.” – Evangelical Congregation of Armageddon, Wyoming.

“Hopefully now the Palestinians can create the liberal dream Yasser Arafat craved. Palestinians can look forward to shared parental leave, reducing carbon emissions, legalisation of cannabis, fostering respect for all creeds and creating a Sustainable Market in Aviation”Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats

“Thank f**! Now we can admit that Osama bin Laden was never real and was invented by Jews as a front for an attack on Iraq, Afghanistan and – well, then it would have been Iran, Pakistan, Dubai and, had Man City defeated Spurs, Abu Dhabi”Ayman “Hymie” al-Zawahiri

“Ich bin ein Jew” Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

“It was me. Well, and Him upstairs. But mostly it was me” Tony Blair

Israel will be cleared in a week. Jews will all leave just as soon as Poland is made ready…

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Posted: 18th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)


Protocols Of Starbucks Read In East London

MORE on the Protocols of Starbucks, the spoof letter now taken as fact and a good excuse to smash the windows of shops owned by Jews. Broken glass.

I’ll have a muffin:

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Posted: 17th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (24)


Protocols Of Starbucks: Update

THE Protocols of Starbucks say that Starbucks is tool of the Zionist. Black coffee and Jews. Says Bloomberg:

“Seven Cups of Coffee a Day May Lead to Hallucinations” Bloomberg.

If you’re lucky…

Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Sun Targets The Islamist Jew Targeters

The Sun says Alan Sugar is being fired on by terrorists. Says Tim Ireland:

The Sun’s article claiming that ‘top jews’ were being targeted by Muslims (that was in fact based on forum comments written by their quoted terrorism ‘expert’ posing as a Muslim) has been removed [404] from The Sun’s website without explanation.

You don’t suppose it was bollox, do you? Can it be that hard to find a resident nutter? Omar Bakri- how they miss you…

Posted: 12th, January 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Welcome To Gazza: New Brown Shirts Vandalise Jewish Cemetery

AT the Jewish cemetery in Whitechapel, East London, the new brown shirts have vandalised the place.

Says the legend: “Welcome To Gazza.”

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Posted: 8th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Israel And Jews: In My Country There Is Problem

DARREN Redstar notes, “The opponents of the right of Israel to exist often reply to accusations that they are reviving old anti semitic prejudices by replying that anti zionism is not anti-semitic.”

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Posted: 7th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Baseball For Jesus And Jews In Hell

ANORAK’S look at religion making news.

FROM the Rapture Ready site:

Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said “Oh well….we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now.”

Strike one…

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Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (12)


Obama’s Great Schlep Forward

JEWS for Obama. Obams for Jews. Jews and Obama for Obama Jews. And so on…

Got Bubbies living in Florida? (That’s a Yiddish term for grandmothers.) Or any other crucial swing state for that matter?

If so, you are qualified for this particular voyage – an organised effort to visit your Jewish grandparents and persuade them to vote for Barack Obama.

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Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Woody Allen Shoots For Sarah Palin’s Moose

MOOSE. No, it’s Sarah Palin. It’s Woody Allen. Have you met the Solomons..?

Spotter: Magnetite

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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Iranian Militants And Danes Try To Be As Funny As The Jews

IRANIANS are chanting “Death to Israel”. Borrringggggg. Can they get a new chant, one that rhymes?

Well, not all of them are chanting, just the Islamist students who are unveiling a new book.

The book “Holocaust,” published by members of Iran’s Islamist Basij militia, features dozens of cartoons and sarcastic commentary. Education Minister Alireza Ali-Ahmadi attended the official launch of the book in Tehran’s Palestine Square.

The Telegraph , which reports on the action, doesn’t say how much the book sells for, nor if it can be ordered online.

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Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)