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Jim Carey Is The Appropriate Age For Sex With Emma Stone: Photos Of A Decent Video Proposal

JIM Carey has a message for 22-year-old Emma Stone:

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?…”

“Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of ageing that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfilment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.”

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Posted: 25th, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment