Cathriona White: Jim Carrey ‘laughs’ as the Sun wonders if Twitter and Scientology killed her

More news on Cathriona White, who died earlier in what looks a lot like a suicide. Having pretty much ignored the body to focus on the fact that White once dated Hollywood actor Jim Carrey, the Sun today writes:

EXCLUSIVE: Carrey suicide ex-girl was missing family

His family?

JIM Carrey’s tragic ex-girlfriend Cathriona White had become embroiled in the bizarre Hollywood cult of Scientology, pals revealed last night.

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Posted: 1st, October 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment (1)

Emma Stone pretends to be flattered at creepy declaration of love from Jim Carrey

CELEBRITIES, as you know, are thoroughly mental. The more famous they become, the weirder they get. Take Jim Carrey for example. For some inexplicable reason, he decided to take to YouTube and declare his love for actress Emma Stone.

In the clip, he said that he wanted to have “chubby little freckle-faced kids” with her, adding: “Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you,” Carrey said in the video.

“Every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines of my face, sometimes a little gray in my heard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to,” he said.

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Posted: 21st, June 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment

If Anchorman 2 wasn’t bad enough, now there’s going to be Dumb And Dumber 2 as well

LADIES and gentlemen, it’s the return of the idiot! That’s right – getting your brain massaged by comedy so precise, it’s like eye surgery and biting satire is gone, once again swallowed by HUR HUR HUR HUR HURring and people farting into their cupped hands.

Every twobit simpleton somersaulted with glee at the news that Anchorman would be returning to the silver screen and now, they can have a full lob-on in their adult nappies at the reports swirling around saying that Peter and Bobby Farrelly will be bringing everyone a sequel to Dumb and Dumber.

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Posted: 4th, April 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Will Ferrell Tops List Of Hollywood’s Top Ten Overpaid Stars

WHO is the most overpaid Hollywood star. No need to guess. Jennfier Aniston is most overrated. But who gives the producers and the studios best bang for their buck?

Anorak’s Man in LA has news:

FORBES magazine has a newsflash for movie anchorman Ron Burgandy, and the comedian who created that character… he’s at the top of the magazine’s new list of Hollywood’s most overpaid stars.

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Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)