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Joan River’s Ghost Uses An iPhone 6

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JOAN Rivers might be dead but never let it be said she fails tos ee ou a contractual obligation.

“This badass is being replaced by an iPhone 6 (not the fat one). I got this one in 2010 and, after 4 years, my only complaint is that apps are now designed for bigger screens, and the battery is getting tired. Never had a case for it, since it was most beautiful on its own. Great achievement in design. Great product. #apple #iphone #tech.”

Her views on the iPhone 7, 8, 9 and X are not yet scheduled to be known…

Posted: 19th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities, Technology | Comment


Joan Rivers Found Dead On George Clooney’s Face

Joan Rivers looks at beads during the Krewe of Orpheus parade in the Uptown area of New Orleans Monday, Feb. 23, 2009. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Joan Rivers looks at beads during the Krewe of Orpheus parade in the Uptown area of New Orleans Monday, Feb. 23, 2009. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

 

JOAN Rivers has died. She was 81 (mostly). Reports say she had gone into hospital for a routine operation on her throat and then died from cardiac arrest. But, you know. did she?

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Posted: 5th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


A Wonderful Painting of Joan Rivers By ‘Hieronymous Bosch’

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OUR pal Erin created this Painting of Joan Rivers if she had been painted by Hieronymous Bosch.

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Posted: 5th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Joan Rivers (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014)

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Joan Rivers (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014)

Just one clip doesn’t do her justice. The ‘best act in her price range’ is on:

 

 

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Posted: 4th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


The Night I Opened For Joan Rivers

Comedienne Joan Rivers is shown in Los Angeles, Ca., April 12, 1965.

Comedienne Joan Rivers is shown in Los Angeles, Ca., April 12, 1965.

 

JAMES Adomian shares the story of his worst stand-up show ever. The night he opened for Joan Rivers in Florida.

 

Spotter: KCRW

Posted: 1st, September 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Joan Rivers has had only 739 surgical procedures to look that good

JOAN Rivers claims to have had just 739 surgical procedures.

You can achieve much the same effect with a stroke…

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Posted: 6th, February 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Joan Rivers’ Third Reich Hair At The Emmys

TABLOID Baby reports from LA on how Joan Rivers and her daguther Melissa were banned from presenting at the Emmys:

After all the talk about political censorship at last night’s Emmy Awards, we just got word that the war against free speech has spread in the most ridiculous and hypocritical fashion, as AOL has censored and banned Joan Rivers!Joan and daughter Melissa last night delivered their by-now-traditional politically-incorrect and often very funny red carpet commentary for the new website MyHollywood.com. AOL, which hired the team for its Oscar red carpet coverage earlier this year, had a deal to hype and link to the video clips.

But when the AOL suits got a listen to Joan and Melissa’s observations, they said they were offended and refused to link to MyHollywood.com! Watch the clip above. Was it their criticism of Oprah Winfrey? Or Joan’s sighting of a “Third Reich Hair” trend?

Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)