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Crap jobs: Job Centre advertises for Fry Cook to work unpaid in Chippy for 30 hours a week

WE are indebted to @@chunkymark for pointing us towards this advert at the Job Centre for go-ahead 18-24 years olds living in Markethill, County Armagh, Northern Ireland.

As he says:

Job Centre: Vacancy: Fry Cook (Chippy) Contract:6mths Hours:30/40per week Pay: £No pounds

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Job Centre: Vacancy: Fry Cook (Chippy) Contract:6mths Hours:30/40per week Pay: £No pounds

Posted: 3rd, October 2013 | In: Money | Comments (3)


Beauticians Apply For Job As Stoke Nails Technican

THE advert for LocalTraders.com calls for a “nail technician” in Stoke:

“Good rates of pay and flexible working hours on offer. Previous nail experience preferable but not essential.”

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Posted: 20th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Give David Pedersen A Job: CV Video Of The Day

SOMEONE give David Pedersen a job:

Posted: 30th, April 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Indians Hang Up On The Call Centre

THE Call Centre has done more to damage Anglo-Indian relations than last night’s vindaloo:

A 23-year-old man, barely out of college, has been recovering from a heart attack in a hospital. The doctor’s diagnosis: modern lifestyle – stress and odd hours of work.

He works at a call centre in Mumbai

Alarmed?

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Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


P Diddy On The Death Of John McCain And Why Sarah Palin Gets His Vote

KEN Dodd’s go-it-alone Diddy Man, P Diddy, has cracked the US but seems ignorant of its demographic make up. But he is sure about Sarah Palin and John McCain.

This is the job to be the leader of the world. World President. Get letter writing, Guardian readers.

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Posted: 31st, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (8)